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JD S. Pumpkins
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Journo, occasional RPG writer, Twitter escapee. He/him.
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engineering facts post captioned "one drop of camel tears contains 26 deadly snakes"
November 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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yeah and he was also running against a massive ratfucking campaign led by a guy with huge name recognition, begala, what's your point
"Let me get to the heart of your question: Zohran Mamdani had the weakest win of a successful New York Democrat in 35 years. Fifty-point-four percent is weak. Eric Adams got 67 percent. Bill DeBlasio got 73 percent his first election and 66 percent in his second. Contrast that weakness with Abigail Spanberger and Mikie Sherrill’s strength. Each outpaced Harris by 4 to 5 percent. It seems to me the question is, why were Spanberger and Sherrill so much stronger than Mamdani — while running in much more challenging terrain than he?"
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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The Onion edit: "De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’"
November 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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lol. lmao
NYT: "Based on the current (preliminary) numbers, even if Curtis Sliwa had dropped out of the race, as Cuomo and Trump so desperately wanted, and Cuomo had won all of his votes, Cuomo still would not have beaten Mamdani."
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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only 36% in but sweet moses
NYC preliminary results at 36% in - Mamdani 51.5%, Cuomo 39.7, Sliwa 8.0
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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poster for Dr Jekyll and Ms Hyde
November 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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"my strongest potions would forcefem you, traveller"
potion seller
November 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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"Kill... me..."
A horrifying dog-child abomination
October 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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melbourne even has dedicated fujoshi lanes, what will they think of next
a road lane with BL on it
October 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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the shitty nathan bedford forrest statue
September 19, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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stellar work, google ai
a screenshot of Google's AI Overview claiming the iPhone 16e does not exist, next to a bunch of evidence that it does actually exist
September 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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thank god. found the Books With Nation In The Title section
A shelf of books including Smartphone Nation, Conspiracy Nation and Vaccine Nation
September 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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idc how good the shirts are, $279,936 is simply an outrageous price for them
a rack of shirts where the price appears to be listed as "6^7"
September 6, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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same expression
Joffrey from Game of Thrones ordering his men to kill rioters
August 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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you're supposed to do it the other way round idiots
Family marks 75 years of making dough from doughnuts at Queen Victoria Market
August 26, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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finally
Photo of an odometer reading 123456
July 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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OK @magic.wizards.com needs to immediately do a Final Fantasy XIV reprint of this and call it Panaloaf
Nutrient Block {1} Artifact — Food Indestructible (Effects that say “destroy” don’t destroy this artifact.) {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card. “What flavor do you want, Sami? Bland, dense, or vanilla?” —Tannuk
July 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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June 20, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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also,
the symbol of the Sovereign Host from Eberron
June 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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this one did throw me a little
June 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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X, He Y
June 7, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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UH OHH!!!! me thinks it's is time for them to put this put it in on the WHITE HOURSE!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 because of the ORNGE CHEETO MANGO TODDLER MAN! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 WATCH OUT #RESIST #BLUEWAVE #DUMPFDRUMPF 🤣
a CRANKY TODDLER ON BOARD window decal
May 31, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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hootin; hollerin
Nashu Mhakaracca with a new quest marker over her head
May 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Hey uh WhiteGlo toothpaste are you taking constructive criticism
An ad for WhiteGlo toothpaste: "Sydneysiders, make the WHITE choice today!"
May 19, 2025 at 8:35 AM