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a single solitary LCD Soundsystem ticket for sale. You won't have to sit next to me.

Sat Jun 14th Brixton Academy.

secure.ticketmaster.co.uk/rs/3E00625AD...
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May 15, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?

They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin

Cowabunga
March 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Went to Crufts with no shoes on and stood on an upturned pug.
March 25, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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pirate, who is translating for his pets, who are judging a talent show: that's a no from me dog
March 23, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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RIP to our croupier Gary and his long-held belief that he could fight a wild pig.
March 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Understanding what went on in court yesterday in the US deportations case.

And how government lawyers found out one cannot play “Oopsie” with Equity.

By me.

Substack:
emptycity.substack.com/p/understand...

Personal blog:
davidallengreen.com/2025/03/unde...
Understanding what went on in court yesterday in the US deportations case
And how government lawyers found out one cannot play “Oopsie” with Equity.
emptycity.substack.com
March 18, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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1. Against my own political instincts, I’ve taken what feels like a drastic step, and started stockpiling food. This week’s column explains why.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Plus a brief thread.
Britain’s food supply is precarious – and Trump’s chaos is spreading. I have a plan. Do you? | George Monbiot
I’ve started a stockpile, but that isn’t the answer. If crisis strikes, the government needs a strategy to protect us all, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
www.theguardian.com
March 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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This is a tremendous website, I highly recommend a scroll.

The Deep Sea

Here's a fun fact from the site.

neal.fun/deep-sea/
March 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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ALL WE HEAR IS
LADY O'GAGA
March 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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"So how will seeing a clown cure me?"

"I'm afraid you misunderstand. There is no cure; this is purely pagliative."
November 19, 2023 at 9:29 PM
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March 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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By me

Thinking about a revolution

Some things are changing rather fundamentally and the way we think should perhaps change too

Includes Monty Python, Yeats, and C.S.Lewis

Substack: emptycity.substack.com/p/thinking-a...

Personal blog: davidallengreen.com/2025/03/thin...
Thinking about a revolution
Some things are changing rather fundamentally and the way we think should perhaps change too
emptycity.substack.com
March 5, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Honk, Honk, Quack
My Lord
Honk, Honk, Quack

Honk, Honk, Quack
My Lord
Honk, Honk, Quack

Honk, Honk, Quack
My Lord
Honk, Honk, Quack

Oh, Lord
Honk, Honk, Quack
February 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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February 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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"Oh my old man's a vampire, he own a vampire's hat, he wears Van Helsing trousers and turns into a bat."
February 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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‘Photography is therapy for me’: Martin Parr on humour, holidaying and life behind the lens
‘Photography is therapy for me’: Martin Parr on humour, holidaying and life behind the lens
He has a prolific career and extensive portfolio, with his images of British life especially iconic. At 72, he tells Miranda Sawyer, he’s still thinking about what to shoot next
www.theguardian.com
February 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Who has two thumbs and doesn't use emojis correctly? 🍆🍆
January 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Gemini: Like an onion, you contain many layers and tend to make people cry.
January 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Indifferent Plums is now the name of the semi-autobiographical novel I shall write about my ex-lovers
Made a syrup from leftover Fieldsway Jamaican sorrel juice and honey infused with star anise to pour over some indifferent plums. Bake until soft and glossy.
January 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Public service announcement: Andrei Tarkovsky classics #Solaris, Stalker, The Mirror and more besides are now available in full (and legally) on YouTube.
Solaris, and other films by Andrei Tarkovsky now available for free on YouTube
Andrei Tarkovsky classics Solaris, Stalker, The Mirror and more besides are now available in full (and legally) on YouTube.
buff.ly
December 6, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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I have a big ask. My 9yo son is autistic and he’s been raising a betta fish he named Kevin. Yesterday He asked if he could “share a photo of Kevin with the whole world“. I don’t know if this will work, but a dad’s gotta try. Like and share if that’s your thing. Kevin says hi! 🐟👋
January 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM