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Happy to see that there is no need to worry about the historical accuracy of new 1776 AI slop because it happens in the mystical land of Λamereedd.
January 29, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Happy to see that there is no need to worry about the historical accuracy of new 1776 AI slop because it happens in the mystical land of Λamereedd.
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“Even if they showed this on a plane, people would still walk out.”
Trump: "MELANIA, the Movie, is a MUST WATCH. Get your tickets today — Selling out, FAST!"
January 27, 2026 at 12:04 AM
“Even if they showed this on a plane, people would still walk out.”
Wszystkie poważniejsze drużyny bojkotują, wygrywa jakaś Ghana, Trump przeszczęśliwy wręcza puchar
I genuinely think boycotting the World Cup is some of the strongest leverage the Europeans have.
A German soccer federation executive committee member says it's time to consider a World Cup boycott because of the actions of U.S. President Donald Trump.
January 24, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Wszystkie poważniejsze drużyny bojkotują, wygrywa jakaś Ghana, Trump przeszczęśliwy wręcza puchar
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I was very annoyed at not winning the big penis prize (due to my penis size being rejected by the judges for some reason) but now the big penis prize winner has given me the big penis prize so now everyone knows I have the big penis.
January 16, 2026 at 7:59 AM
I was very annoyed at not winning the big penis prize (due to my penis size being rejected by the judges for some reason) but now the big penis prize winner has given me the big penis prize so now everyone knows I have the big penis.
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oh god we CANT let a dude like this leave
December 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
oh god we CANT let a dude like this leave
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French screen legend Brigitte Bardot has died aged 91. She is survived by her husband, Pepé Le Pew
December 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
French screen legend Brigitte Bardot has died aged 91. She is survived by her husband, Pepé Le Pew
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
December 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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Might be Grok’s boldest claim yet, even over saying Musk is more athletic than LeBron
November 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Might be Grok’s boldest claim yet, even over saying Musk is more athletic than LeBron
W Ameryce dziennikarstwo znowu intensyfikuje
November 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
W Ameryce dziennikarstwo znowu intensyfikuje
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OK but (a) lie detector tests are junk science and (b) they don’t work if the subject is crying
As the FBI’s deputy director, Dan Bongino receives some of the country’s most sensitive secrets, including the President’s Daily Brief. His ascent to that position without passing a standard bureau background check is unprecedented, insiders say.
FBI Director Kash Patel Waived Polygraph Security Screening for Dan Bongino, Two Other Senior Staff
As the FBI’s deputy director, Bongino receives some of the country’s most sensitive secrets, including the President’s Daily Brief. His ascent to that position without passing a standard bureau backgr...
www.propublica.org
November 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
OK but (a) lie detector tests are junk science and (b) they don’t work if the subject is crying
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
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I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
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Fireworks for Trump at Charlie Kirk's memorial service.
September 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Fireworks for Trump at Charlie Kirk's memorial service.
Stan Ameryki na dziś:
prezydent nie umie liczyć i nikt nie ma odwagi mu powiedzieć
prezydent nie umie liczyć i nikt nie ma odwagi mu powiedzieć
Trump: "We're gonna reducing drug costs over the next year and a half by 1,000 percent."
September 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Stan Ameryki na dziś:
prezydent nie umie liczyć i nikt nie ma odwagi mu powiedzieć
prezydent nie umie liczyć i nikt nie ma odwagi mu powiedzieć
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WHO WASHES THE WASHMEN!?
September 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
WHO WASHES THE WASHMEN!?
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Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.
September 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.
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Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
August 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
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What an image
(J. Scott Applewhite, AP)
(J. Scott Applewhite, AP)
August 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
What an image
(J. Scott Applewhite, AP)
(J. Scott Applewhite, AP)
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BREAKING: US government obtains a 10% stake in troubled chipmakers Intel and Frito-Lay
August 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
BREAKING: US government obtains a 10% stake in troubled chipmakers Intel and Frito-Lay
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[writing the constitution]
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
August 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
[writing the constitution]
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
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first man to get disowned by both his physical and digital children
August 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
first man to get disowned by both his physical and digital children