Haunted Toxic Phenomenon
@jankyjen.bsky.social
your friendly neighborhood menace | all opinions are my own and do not represent my employers.
Working tech on 9 to 5 is a fun game of Try Not To Die Via Motorized Prop: Yeehaw Edition
November 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Working tech on 9 to 5 is a fun game of Try Not To Die Via Motorized Prop: Yeehaw Edition
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I rode my bike by some kids and I was wearing *an outfit* and they started singing circus music (fair) and so I just looked straight at them and said “6-7” and they screamed. I hope an old person saying it ruined it for them. Happy spooky season.
October 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I rode my bike by some kids and I was wearing *an outfit* and they started singing circus music (fair) and so I just looked straight at them and said “6-7” and they screamed. I hope an old person saying it ruined it for them. Happy spooky season.
Knowing that I only have 8 months left in the US is the only thing keeping me sane at the moment.
October 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Knowing that I only have 8 months left in the US is the only thing keeping me sane at the moment.
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From the front lines of the Portland War Zone.
October 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
From the front lines of the Portland War Zone.
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@governor.ca.gov @tinakotek.bsky.social
@anitaoakvilleeast.bsky.social @governorferguson.bsky.social
@charlieangus104.bsky.social @elizabethemay.bsky.social
@mark-carney.bsky.social #Canadaplusbluestates Canada will always go ELBOWS UP for freedom! We believe in Canada! 🍁❤️🤍
@anitaoakvilleeast.bsky.social @governorferguson.bsky.social
@charlieangus104.bsky.social @elizabethemay.bsky.social
@mark-carney.bsky.social #Canadaplusbluestates Canada will always go ELBOWS UP for freedom! We believe in Canada! 🍁❤️🤍
October 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
@governor.ca.gov @tinakotek.bsky.social
@anitaoakvilleeast.bsky.social @governorferguson.bsky.social
@charlieangus104.bsky.social @elizabethemay.bsky.social
@mark-carney.bsky.social #Canadaplusbluestates Canada will always go ELBOWS UP for freedom! We believe in Canada! 🍁❤️🤍
@anitaoakvilleeast.bsky.social @governorferguson.bsky.social
@charlieangus104.bsky.social @elizabethemay.bsky.social
@mark-carney.bsky.social #Canadaplusbluestates Canada will always go ELBOWS UP for freedom! We believe in Canada! 🍁❤️🤍
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Canada celebrates The Rapture in October
September 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Canada celebrates The Rapture in October
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I am not built for the East Coast. Why is everything so loud? Why is everything so aggressive? Why are there beavers in the road? Where are the Birkenstock and beanie girls. Y'all need weed and a matcha. Take me back to the PNW, steel bird.
September 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I am not built for the East Coast. Why is everything so loud? Why is everything so aggressive? Why are there beavers in the road? Where are the Birkenstock and beanie girls. Y'all need weed and a matcha. Take me back to the PNW, steel bird.
Spending a week in NYC training for work. Seeking suggestions for things to do/eat/see (between the hours of 6pm and 10pm lol).
September 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Spending a week in NYC training for work. Seeking suggestions for things to do/eat/see (between the hours of 6pm and 10pm lol).
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In light of today’s SCOTUS decision, every person of color with an accent in the US should probably carry proof of citizenship with them at all times - while working and everywhere they go. If you don’t want to be in a detention facility awaiting a friend or relative to bring it.
September 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
In light of today’s SCOTUS decision, every person of color with an accent in the US should probably carry proof of citizenship with them at all times - while working and everywhere they go. If you don’t want to be in a detention facility awaiting a friend or relative to bring it.
I have officially gotten my paperwork proving I'm a Canadian citizen! I'm going to celebrate by eating pancakes with maple syrup and watching letterkenny. 🇨🇦🍁
September 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I have officially gotten my paperwork proving I'm a Canadian citizen! I'm going to celebrate by eating pancakes with maple syrup and watching letterkenny. 🇨🇦🍁
The girl doing my hair just said "what's the great recession? Like, I've heard of 2008 or something but don't know what that means. I was born in 2005". So I got to give ol girl a history lesson and I've never felt more ancient.
September 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The girl doing my hair just said "what's the great recession? Like, I've heard of 2008 or something but don't know what that means. I was born in 2005". So I got to give ol girl a history lesson and I've never felt more ancient.
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90% of Seattle Men have their ears burning right now.
‘Find Him, Fix Him’ App Helps Seattle Men Who Need Therapy Find Women Who Should Know Better: tinyurl.com/59v24vtb
September 3, 2025 at 6:23 AM
90% of Seattle Men have their ears burning right now.
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Cascadia lives
In response to the dismantling of the CDC, California, Oregon, and Washington have launched the West Coast Health Alliance, which will make their own science-based vaccine guidelines, and make sure vaccines are accessible to everyone.
September 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Cascadia lives
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I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
September 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
Date days with my favorite person, visiting our future home.
@that1dogguy.bsky.social
@that1dogguy.bsky.social
August 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Date days with my favorite person, visiting our future home.
@that1dogguy.bsky.social
@that1dogguy.bsky.social
It's actually insane how much more physically comfortable my body feels in Vancouver vs Seattle. Like I could finally unclench my jaw and drop my shoulders.
August 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
It's actually insane how much more physically comfortable my body feels in Vancouver vs Seattle. Like I could finally unclench my jaw and drop my shoulders.
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There is nothing that gets my red flag meter going quite like men saying things like "it was hard meeting women because I was interested in (insert nerdy thing here)" when I have distinct memories of certain kinds of men in nerdy thing specifically and repeatedly excluding me from nerdy thing.
August 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
There is nothing that gets my red flag meter going quite like men saying things like "it was hard meeting women because I was interested in (insert nerdy thing here)" when I have distinct memories of certain kinds of men in nerdy thing specifically and repeatedly excluding me from nerdy thing.
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chat is it insensitive and smug to post about how much I love my wife
August 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
chat is it insensitive and smug to post about how much I love my wife
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I wish it wasn’t considered controversial to say that people should not be starved to death. I wish it wasn’t controversial to say that is unacceptable for all of humanity.
July 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I wish it wasn’t considered controversial to say that people should not be starved to death. I wish it wasn’t controversial to say that is unacceptable for all of humanity.
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