Joel
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Joel
@jandcochran.bsky.social
So, this more of a comment than a question
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so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
@itschristmastown.bsky.social finally. The Day The Wine Clown Cried has been released.
November 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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#tbt sorry we missed this, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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New favourite example of structural ambiguity
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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His name ends in a vowel—maybe Mamdani's Italian, T.
June 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
@mtsw.bsky.social I guess this is progress in headline writing
November 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Reuploading a classic to Bluesky, Forgive me god.
November 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
@jaketapper.bsky.social is he mentally okay?
October 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
@dieworkwear.bsky.social just saw a commercial for a shirt company that sells golf polos with stiff buttoned collars and I can’t imagine your exasperation at the whole concept
October 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social snuck in a quickie before mistress time
The Louvre was not the only French museum to be pillaged on Sunday.

A robbery of some 2,000 gold and silver coins worth more than $100,000 took place at a small museum in Langres, in France’s northeast, authorities said.
Gold and silver coins stolen from French museum hours after Louvre heist
The theft of French crown jewels overshadowed the robbery of some $100,000 worth of historical coins from a museum dedicated to philosopher Denis Diderot.
wapo.st
October 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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October 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM
@hollyanderson.bsky.social congrats on surviving the uncanny valley
October 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Kirk Herbstreit: "I know how Cincinnati fans think, whether it's the Reds or the Bengals. There isn't a person in a white t-shirt or jersey that isn't thinking about a walk to their car with a 31-30 loss... I have a [Reds] text chain called 'Pain'..." 🏈⚾️🎙️
October 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.
October 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
@patrickwyman.bsky.social any intent in adapting or updating this piece, much like you did with Amercian Gentry? Past 5 years have been…something for America’s men patrickwyman.substack.com/p/bro-cultur...
Bro Culture, Fitness, Chivalry, and American Identity
This is a foundational text of American Bro Culture: two large men shooting the shit about lifting weights, working in references from everything to guns to Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu to football in the proc...
patrickwyman.substack.com
October 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
@homefield.bsky.social was checking in on a niche podcast. You may need to update your bio to be “not porn”. Just to be safe
October 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
October 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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this rules so much
October 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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This means that there's at least a small chance that the Cowboys front office came to Jerry Jones with the Micah Parsons trade, he meant to flip them off, gave them the thumbs up by accident, and has been pretending it's what he meant all along since
From @theathletic.com: Jerry Jones was caught flashing his middle finger to the crowd during Sunday’s game against the Jets, but the Cowboys owner said he actually meant to signal a thumbs-up.
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones says middle finger was accidental: ‘The intention was thumbs-up’
Jones said his middle finger gesture was “unfortunate" and not intended during the Cowboys' win against the Jets.
nyti.ms
October 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
@janecoaston.bsky.social congrats on this special day for your family
October 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
@rodger.bsky.social how does Pat Mahomes run again? (I can’t find the old post)
October 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi you think the Disney scuba bandit is at this FL game?
October 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
@kilgoretrout.bsky.social I know you’ve Logged Off, but I can feel your James Franklin anger like obi won hearing the millions of lives screaming out
October 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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