jacob
@jampisces.bsky.social
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Trials for every ICE member.
January 24, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Trials for every ICE member.
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a full nights sleep? wonderful. a quick nap? delightful. falling asleep for 2 and a half hours? i hope you like feeling poisoned and concussed
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 AM
a full nights sleep? wonderful. a quick nap? delightful. falling asleep for 2 and a half hours? i hope you like feeling poisoned and concussed
Why? I'd look for a new product but all of the tech bros are pushing this stuff. So I just have to wait for the bubble -- and their vests -- to burst.
January 14, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Why? I'd look for a new product but all of the tech bros are pushing this stuff. So I just have to wait for the bubble -- and their vests -- to burst.
Testing this now on IG. We'll see.
January 7, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Testing this now on IG. We'll see.
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When I was in Montepulciano I stumbled upon the shop of a fifth-generation coppersmith. We watched him hammer a bowl for a bit and he joked with us in Italian. He had two photos on his wall: One with him and Pope John Paul II, and one of him and Rick Steves.
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 12:48 PM
When I was in Montepulciano I stumbled upon the shop of a fifth-generation coppersmith. We watched him hammer a bowl for a bit and he joked with us in Italian. He had two photos on his wall: One with him and Pope John Paul II, and one of him and Rick Steves.
Hey, @thatbilloakley.com are these the right ones? Arrived in Calgary today and grabbed these. Delicious ... but I need to stop eating them before dinner!
December 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Hey, @thatbilloakley.com are these the right ones? Arrived in Calgary today and grabbed these. Delicious ... but I need to stop eating them before dinner!
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
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I understand that time is a construct and days move into each other with no care for the boundaries we have set in order to count them. Tomorrow is built from a 1000 yesterdays, not from its arbitrary designation on a calendar. But nevertheless - fuck 2025.
December 15, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I understand that time is a construct and days move into each other with no care for the boundaries we have set in order to count them. Tomorrow is built from a 1000 yesterdays, not from its arbitrary designation on a calendar. But nevertheless - fuck 2025.
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operator: Suicide Hotline
me: yes hi i accidentally listened to a Sufjan Stevens Christmas song
operator: oh my god hold on let me get my supervisor
me: yes hi i accidentally listened to a Sufjan Stevens Christmas song
operator: oh my god hold on let me get my supervisor
December 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
operator: Suicide Hotline
me: yes hi i accidentally listened to a Sufjan Stevens Christmas song
operator: oh my god hold on let me get my supervisor
me: yes hi i accidentally listened to a Sufjan Stevens Christmas song
operator: oh my god hold on let me get my supervisor
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“No. Shittier.” -Vince Guaraldi directing the children’s choir for A Charlie Brown Christmas
December 2, 2024 at 1:01 AM
“No. Shittier.” -Vince Guaraldi directing the children’s choir for A Charlie Brown Christmas
You don't do a renovation like that unless you plan on staying in the house for more than four years.
ABC News pulled the satellite imagery of the White House comparing Sept. 26 to today.
abcnews.go.com/Politics/new...
abcnews.go.com/Politics/new...
October 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
You don't do a renovation like that unless you plan on staying in the house for more than four years.
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“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
October 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
The timeline is Extra Fucked today. I'll check back tomorrow.
September 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The timeline is Extra Fucked today. I'll check back tomorrow.
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shut the fuck up god damn i'm so sick of everybody just quoting this guy as he tells ridiculous lies again and again
Sam Altman says OpenAI wants to create "a factory that can produce a gigawatt of new AI infrastructure every week" and plans to reveal more details this year (Sam Altman)
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Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
September 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
shut the fuck up god damn i'm so sick of everybody just quoting this guy as he tells ridiculous lies again and again
This is all you, @seamus.bsky.social
September 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
This is all you, @seamus.bsky.social
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Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.
Garygary Garyross
Garygary Garyross
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.
Typed world according to Garp and autocorrect wanted to type it as World According to Gary.
Whole other movie there.
Whole other movie there.
September 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.
Garygary Garyross
Garygary Garyross
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It made more sense when it was missing ca.news.yahoo.com/amelia-earha...
Amelia Earhart statue found
The statue of Amelia Earhart that was stolen from Harbour Grace in April has been found, in pieces. The CBC’s Mark Quinn spoke with Mayor Don Coombs about the return of the beloved statue.
ca.news.yahoo.com
August 15, 2025 at 12:31 PM
It made more sense when it was missing ca.news.yahoo.com/amelia-earha...
slightly diminish a band:
The Jesus and Mary Rope
The Jesus and Mary Rope
slightly diminish a band:
Mild Anxiety! At The Disco
Mild Anxiety! At The Disco
slightly diminish a band:
REO Stationwagon
REO Stationwagon
August 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
slightly diminish a band:
The Jesus and Mary Rope
The Jesus and Mary Rope
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my pitch for a better the rest of this century is we stop indulging irrational magical thinking. nobody made the world and the planets don't make you bad at phone calls. we've been politely indulging this shit a little bit too long! let's bring back using your fucking brain, see where that gets us
August 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
my pitch for a better the rest of this century is we stop indulging irrational magical thinking. nobody made the world and the planets don't make you bad at phone calls. we've been politely indulging this shit a little bit too long! let's bring back using your fucking brain, see where that gets us
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REPORT: This is an amazing cake, but you REALLY have to like the taste of lemons to enjoy it. It's essentially lemonade in cake form
www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/lemo...
www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/lemo...
Lemon Bliss Cake
Dense, moist lemon cake with a tangy lemon glaze.
www.kingarthurbaking.com
August 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
REPORT: This is an amazing cake, but you REALLY have to like the taste of lemons to enjoy it. It's essentially lemonade in cake form
www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/lemo...
www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/lemo...
Hitler on the Roof
This is real: President Trump is standing on the roof of the White House briefing room right now and no one knows why
August 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Hitler on the Roof