jacob
@jampisces.bsky.social
Either way, the rhinoceros stays.
December 18, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Either way, the rhinoceros stays.
like "too much frosting"
December 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
like "too much frosting"
Damnit. And my dumb ass is gonna be in Calgary before this. (whimpering ensues)
December 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Damnit. And my dumb ass is gonna be in Calgary before this. (whimpering ensues)
I bought my son "The Complete Far Side" for xmas. I don't even know that I've introduced him to the strip yet but I think he's going to love it.
December 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I bought my son "The Complete Far Side" for xmas. I don't even know that I've introduced him to the strip yet but I think he's going to love it.
oh i forgot about those songs. i'm gonna go listen now! ... have to find my good rope first.
December 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
oh i forgot about those songs. i'm gonna go listen now! ... have to find my good rope first.
Is this how we find out you're updating your privacy policy?
November 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Is this how we find out you're updating your privacy policy?
He's a shitty, loud, annoying moron. So he'll probably win in a landslide.
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
He's a shitty, loud, annoying moron. So he'll probably win in a landslide.
This is the kind of post that makes me apply the scrolling-brakes. I try to scroll right past the negativity and repetition. And then a post like this makes my brain go "screeeeeech ... stop. read this!" So I appreciate it. (like bread, xbox, cacao, etc.)
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This is the kind of post that makes me apply the scrolling-brakes. I try to scroll right past the negativity and repetition. And then a post like this makes my brain go "screeeeeech ... stop. read this!" So I appreciate it. (like bread, xbox, cacao, etc.)
"PIGEON AT THE WHEEL!"
(the number of times i read the Pigeon books to my son)
(the number of times i read the Pigeon books to my son)
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
"PIGEON AT THE WHEEL!"
(the number of times i read the Pigeon books to my son)
(the number of times i read the Pigeon books to my son)
I hope they have enough gas pumps (outside) and calories (inside) for you!
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I hope they have enough gas pumps (outside) and calories (inside) for you!
Yes, that block felt good, for sure.
November 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Yes, that block felt good, for sure.
oh no. i'm so sorry for your gain.
November 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
oh no. i'm so sorry for your gain.
It's OK. Those things are hit-and-miss anyway.
October 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
It's OK. Those things are hit-and-miss anyway.
What the goddamn fuck. (evergreen, I know)
October 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
What the goddamn fuck. (evergreen, I know)
Never thought I'd see a twitter poll (these days) that I agree with.
October 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Never thought I'd see a twitter poll (these days) that I agree with.