JammyCrumpets
@jammycrumpets.bsky.social
Future long-term care resident who'd rather not enjoy 60 + year old music, bingo & Elvis impersonators.
A long boring wait.
Coffee Pressed
Words, not pictures.
Cat owned dog parent
Yes, Every word to every song
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A long boring wait.
Coffee Pressed
Words, not pictures.
Cat owned dog parent
Yes, Every word to every song
BotBlocker5000 .com
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These computing squares we hold close and take everywhere with us, are proving to be the most effective propaganda tool ever distributed.
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The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
December 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
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Since Mark Carney has taken over as PM in Canada, the Canadian $$ has strengthened over 4.6% vs the USD. In the coming year, we should see another 3-5% gain in value against the USD. Just remind me again that Canada is broken!
December 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Since Mark Carney has taken over as PM in Canada, the Canadian $$ has strengthened over 4.6% vs the USD. In the coming year, we should see another 3-5% gain in value against the USD. Just remind me again that Canada is broken!
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California judge rules that Tesla engaged in deceptive marketing around Autopilot www.cnbc.com/2025/12/16/c...
“.. Tesla Robotaxis are crashing once every 40,000 miles, whereas the average human driver in the US crashes about once every 500,000 miles.” sherwood.news/tech/teslas-...
“.. Tesla Robotaxis are crashing once every 40,000 miles, whereas the average human driver in the US crashes about once every 500,000 miles.” sherwood.news/tech/teslas-...
California judge rules that Tesla engaged in deceptive marketing around Autopilot
An administrative law judge in California ruled Tesla's license to sell or manufacture cars in the state should be suspended for 30 days.
www.cnbc.com
December 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
California judge rules that Tesla engaged in deceptive marketing around Autopilot www.cnbc.com/2025/12/16/c...
“.. Tesla Robotaxis are crashing once every 40,000 miles, whereas the average human driver in the US crashes about once every 500,000 miles.” sherwood.news/tech/teslas-...
“.. Tesla Robotaxis are crashing once every 40,000 miles, whereas the average human driver in the US crashes about once every 500,000 miles.” sherwood.news/tech/teslas-...
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Jack Smith tells Congress he could prove Trump engaged in scheme to overturn 2020 election. (NBC News)
December 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Jack Smith tells Congress he could prove Trump engaged in scheme to overturn 2020 election. (NBC News)
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Massie: Previous presidents told us to go to war over WMDs that did not exist. Now it's the same playbook. Except we're told that drugs are the WMDs. If it were about drugs, we'd bomb Mexico or China or Colombia. This is about oil and regime change.
December 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Massie: Previous presidents told us to go to war over WMDs that did not exist. Now it's the same playbook. Except we're told that drugs are the WMDs. If it were about drugs, we'd bomb Mexico or China or Colombia. This is about oil and regime change.
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He'd LOVE to bomb Canada. This is just a warm up, he has no intentions of stopping until he gets what the Heritage Foundation wants.
December 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
He'd LOVE to bomb Canada. This is just a warm up, he has no intentions of stopping until he gets what the Heritage Foundation wants.
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If it were about drugs we’d bomb the Sacklers.
December 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
If it were about drugs we’d bomb the Sacklers.
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👀👀👀👀
We knew this already, but shocking to hear a prosecutor say it out loud.
We knew this already, but shocking to hear a prosecutor say it out loud.
BREAKING on MS NOW:
Jack Smith, in his opening statement to House Judiciary, says:
"Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election and to prevent the lawful transfer of power."
Jack Smith, in his opening statement to House Judiciary, says:
"Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election and to prevent the lawful transfer of power."
December 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
👀👀👀👀
We knew this already, but shocking to hear a prosecutor say it out loud.
We knew this already, but shocking to hear a prosecutor say it out loud.
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64 Times Mentioned In Epstein Report.
97 Pleaded 5th
34 Felony Convictions.
91 Criminal Charges.
26 Sexual Assault Allegations.
6 Bankruptcies.
5 Draft Deferments.
4 Indictments.
2 Impeachments.
1 Fake University Shut Down.
$5M Sexual Abuse
$2M Fake Charity Judgment.
$93M Sexual Abuse Judgements.
97 Pleaded 5th
34 Felony Convictions.
91 Criminal Charges.
26 Sexual Assault Allegations.
6 Bankruptcies.
5 Draft Deferments.
4 Indictments.
2 Impeachments.
1 Fake University Shut Down.
$5M Sexual Abuse
$2M Fake Charity Judgment.
$93M Sexual Abuse Judgements.
December 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
64 Times Mentioned In Epstein Report.
97 Pleaded 5th
34 Felony Convictions.
91 Criminal Charges.
26 Sexual Assault Allegations.
6 Bankruptcies.
5 Draft Deferments.
4 Indictments.
2 Impeachments.
1 Fake University Shut Down.
$5M Sexual Abuse
$2M Fake Charity Judgment.
$93M Sexual Abuse Judgements.
97 Pleaded 5th
34 Felony Convictions.
91 Criminal Charges.
26 Sexual Assault Allegations.
6 Bankruptcies.
5 Draft Deferments.
4 Indictments.
2 Impeachments.
1 Fake University Shut Down.
$5M Sexual Abuse
$2M Fake Charity Judgment.
$93M Sexual Abuse Judgements.
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Game on, a-holes…
BREAKING on MS NOW:
Jack Smith, in his opening statement to House Judiciary, says:
"Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election and to prevent the lawful transfer of power."
Jack Smith, in his opening statement to House Judiciary, says:
"Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election and to prevent the lawful transfer of power."
December 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Game on, a-holes…
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We don’t have a complete account of Donald Trump and his family’s finances. But a clear picture has emerged: enrichment of the First Family on a scale that is unprecedented in American history.
The Year in Trump Cashing In
In 2025, the President’s family has been making bank in myriad ways, many of which involve crypto and foreign money.
www.newyorker.com
December 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
We don’t have a complete account of Donald Trump and his family’s finances. But a clear picture has emerged: enrichment of the First Family on a scale that is unprecedented in American history.
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TORONTO — Health providers are asking parents to treat kids with mild flu symptoms at home and avoid large gatherings as influenza cases spike ahead of the holidays, pushing hospital emergency departments over capacity.
www.ctvnews.ca/health/artic...
www.ctvnews.ca/health/artic...
When to treat sick kids at home and avoid gatherings as hospitals hit with flu surge
Health providers are asking parents to treat kids with mild flu symptoms at home and avoid large gatherings as influenza cases spike ahead of the holidays, pushing hospital emergency departments over ...
www.ctvnews.ca
December 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
TORONTO — Health providers are asking parents to treat kids with mild flu symptoms at home and avoid large gatherings as influenza cases spike ahead of the holidays, pushing hospital emergency departments over capacity.
www.ctvnews.ca/health/artic...
www.ctvnews.ca/health/artic...
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(1/4) This is the Conservative Party of Canada today—bending reality to fit its ideology and hoping no one notices the distortion. And none of this should shock anyone when it’s being pushed by a leading voice of the party’s alt‑right faction, Jamil Jivani, who proudly aligns himself with JD Vance.
December 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
(1/4) This is the Conservative Party of Canada today—bending reality to fit its ideology and hoping no one notices the distortion. And none of this should shock anyone when it’s being pushed by a leading voice of the party’s alt‑right faction, Jamil Jivani, who proudly aligns himself with JD Vance.
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(3/4) This is about children getting the basic nutrition they need so they can learn, grow, and have a fair shot in life. Yet Jivani turns something as fundamental as feeding kids into a political weapon, treating it as an opportunity for partisan point‑scoring rather than a moral obligation.
December 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
(3/4) This is about children getting the basic nutrition they need so they can learn, grow, and have a fair shot in life. Yet Jivani turns something as fundamental as feeding kids into a political weapon, treating it as an opportunity for partisan point‑scoring rather than a moral obligation.
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Read this. Then read it again.
December 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Read this. Then read it again.
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Ontarians are spending a record amount on a government whose focus is private spas, casinos, mental health chatbots, private healthcare, alcohol, groomed snowmobile trails, and well-trained peelers.
This could be a hit TV series.
This could be a hit TV series.
a man says i 'm gonna get my grade 10 in a video
ALT: a man says i 'm gonna get my grade 10 in a video
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Ontarians are spending a record amount on a government whose focus is private spas, casinos, mental health chatbots, private healthcare, alcohol, groomed snowmobile trails, and well-trained peelers.
This could be a hit TV series.
This could be a hit TV series.
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Again, not for the nationalisation in 1976. The cases related to Chavez seizing assets in 2007.
Does it ultimately matter though? Even if compensation was due, it would not justify a war. Surely that’s a bigger and more salient point to make?
Does it ultimately matter though? Even if compensation was due, it would not justify a war. Surely that’s a bigger and more salient point to make?
December 17, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Again, not for the nationalisation in 1976. The cases related to Chavez seizing assets in 2007.
Does it ultimately matter though? Even if compensation was due, it would not justify a war. Surely that’s a bigger and more salient point to make?
Does it ultimately matter though? Even if compensation was due, it would not justify a war. Surely that’s a bigger and more salient point to make?
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NY AG Letitia James has sued UPS for stealing millions in wages from its seasonal holiday workers.
UPS' CEO made over $24M last year — over 436x her median worker's pay.
This is a reminder that states can step up and protect workers when Trump's federal government refuses to.
UPS' CEO made over $24M last year — over 436x her median worker's pay.
This is a reminder that states can step up and protect workers when Trump's federal government refuses to.
December 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
NY AG Letitia James has sued UPS for stealing millions in wages from its seasonal holiday workers.
UPS' CEO made over $24M last year — over 436x her median worker's pay.
This is a reminder that states can step up and protect workers when Trump's federal government refuses to.
UPS' CEO made over $24M last year — over 436x her median worker's pay.
This is a reminder that states can step up and protect workers when Trump's federal government refuses to.
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Exactly this. If the shooter’s father had not called the FBI, they would’ve never found him. They are incompetent.
December 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Exactly this. If the shooter’s father had not called the FBI, they would’ve never found him. They are incompetent.
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We are failing our kids
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
We are failing our kids
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A quick vent: I don't know how anyone in Canadian journalism gets ahead in their careers. I'm not sure how much better my work can be after 16 years or how many more awards I need to win to even get a job interview at a national outlet. I have to imagine I'm not the only one frustrated by this.
December 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
A quick vent: I don't know how anyone in Canadian journalism gets ahead in their careers. I'm not sure how much better my work can be after 16 years or how many more awards I need to win to even get a job interview at a national outlet. I have to imagine I'm not the only one frustrated by this.
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I want to drive a dump truck of cow manure to the Microsoft headquarters and drop it off in the lobby as a thank you.
They didn't ask for it, they didn't want it, but maybe they can figure out how to get rid of it.
They didn't ask for it, they didn't want it, but maybe they can figure out how to get rid of it.
Is there a way to get this mind-numbing Co-Pilot shit off Microsoft Word?
December 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I want to drive a dump truck of cow manure to the Microsoft headquarters and drop it off in the lobby as a thank you.
They didn't ask for it, they didn't want it, but maybe they can figure out how to get rid of it.
They didn't ask for it, they didn't want it, but maybe they can figure out how to get rid of it.
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I think it's important not to misunderstand what these social media platforms are. They are not public arenas where we bravely take on reactionary forces in honorable combat. They are apps that expose you to stress and thereby simulate the feeling of having done something useful
December 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I think it's important not to misunderstand what these social media platforms are. They are not public arenas where we bravely take on reactionary forces in honorable combat. They are apps that expose you to stress and thereby simulate the feeling of having done something useful
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i love how china just inherits millions of little maps of peoples dwellings
December 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
i love how china just inherits millions of little maps of peoples dwellings
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.