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California judge rules that Tesla engaged in deceptive marketing around Autopilot www.cnbc.com/2025/12/16/c...

“.. Tesla Robotaxis are crashing once every 40,000 miles, whereas the average human driver in the US crashes about once every 500,000 miles.” sherwood.news/tech/teslas-...
California judge rules that Tesla engaged in deceptive marketing around Autopilot
An administrative law judge in California ruled Tesla's license to sell or manufacture cars in the state should be suspended for 30 days.
www.cnbc.com
December 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
#KavanaughStops "work" for ICE

www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...

Kavanaugh, his family, and all his progeny for all time must be so proud of their feat

Republican favorite, The Heritage Foundation, separate families like no other
www.axios.com/2018/07/16/h...

#RepublicansAreTheProblem
ICE shift in tactics leads to soaring number of at-large arrests, data shows
The agency has moved away from focusing on arresting migrants at local jails to tracking them down in communities, a Washington Post analysis found.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Another whiskey brand files for Chapter 7 bankruptcy
www.thestreet.com/retail/anoth...

#RepublicansAreTheProblem
Another whiskey brand files for Chapter 7 bankruptcy
The whiskey beverage producer files for Chapter 7 bankruptcy to liquidate its assets.
www.thestreet.com
December 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Glenn Kirschner and Chicago's own Rachel Cohen
December 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Republicans forced the racist #KavanaughStops on America.

Americans can force out Republicans at all levels of gov't.

#VoteBlue
December 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Trump says he made sure ‘a bad Santa’ is not ‘infiltrating’ the US in Christmas call

thehill.com/homenews/adm...

Did "Bad Santa" out pull Trump's cameo on Home Alone?

#RepublicansAreTheProblem
December 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Stephen Miller calls on CBS News to fire ‘60 Minutes’ producers over ‘revolt’

thehill.com/homenews/adm...

Fire the whole company for all I care, I'm never watching CBS again.

#BoycottRepublicanBusiness
Stephen Miller calls on CBS News to fire ‘60 Minutes’ producers over ‘revolt’
White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller on Tuesday urged CBS News to fire the producers of “60 Minutes” for launching a “revolt” against Editor-in-Chief Bari Weiss, who recently pulled a s…
thehill.com
December 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Ho Ho Ho. Merry Christmas from your President
December 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
“I have not lost control of the House.” - Mike Johnson
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
House Republicans Aren’t Having Any Fun
They’re blaming their leader, House Speaker Mike Johnson.
www.theatlantic.com
December 25, 2025 at 11:36 AM
While the MAGA podcasters delighted their flock with alien comets
science.nasa.gov/solar-system...

Their personal racism dominated their "shows"
www.economist.com/united-state...

And Trump turned the world against us with his stupid tariffs
www.pewresearch.org/global/2025/...

#RepublicansVoters
MAGA is eating itself
Fighting among conservative influencers reveals broader rifts within the Republican Party
www.economist.com
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Used to be the Tea Party. The Silent Majority. Same fake belonging.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/24/o...

You don't belong. It's racist hatred disguised as a self-assuredness.

GOP: Pull the lever and we'll expand the deficit and #blameshift

#RepublicansAreTheProblem and always have been
December 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Pro-Trump Influencers Stay Conspicuously Quiet About #EpsteinFiles www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...

Where's all the menacing spittoon'ing from the dorky white podclods?

Like Trump, they can't deal with being wrong.

When the data changes, they stay the same. What do you do?
Pro-Trump Influencers Stay Conspicuously Quiet About Epstein Files
www.nytimes.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
DOJ says more than 1 million potential Epstein files newly uncovered

www.cnbc.com/2025/12/24/e...

#FloodTheZone
December 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
A vulgar display of insecure, narcissistic tackiness like no other

www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

#RepublicansAreTheProboem
A 3-D Look Inside Trump’s Revamped Oval Office
Take a 3-D tour of the president’s office, where he covered a third of the wall space with gold.
www.nytimes.com
December 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Fed Chairman Jay Powell tops poll of US Political leaders.

news.gallup.com/poll/700241/...
December 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
How many ANTIFA Terrorists have you rounded up?

Or have you REDACTED all them?

Tell us Republicans. Give us the ANTIFA terrorist count.

#RepublicansAreTheProblem and always have been
December 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Intel Stock Falls After Nvidia Backs Out of 18A Chip Deal
finance.yahoo.com/news/intc-in...

Trump the Dealmaker who knows more about everything. ROFL

MAGA puts a moron in the White House, how's the debt and deficit going?

Another #TrumpSocialism failure.
December 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
ICE’s Illinois Arrests During Trump’s Crackdown Were Among Nation’s Highest

Most people arrested in Chicago didn’t have criminal records, according to ICE’s own data.

blockclubchicago.org/2025/12/23/i...
ICE's Illinois Arrests During Trump's Crackdown Were Among Nation's Highest
Most people arrested in Operation Midway Blitz didn't have criminal records, according to ICE's own data. Here are four other findings our investigative team discovered.
blockclubchicago.org
December 24, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Donald Trump No Longer Seen as Strong Leader by Voters

www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...
December 24, 2025 at 6:32 AM
BREAKING Trump favors REDACTED for Fed Chair
December 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Trump to seize pay of defaulted student loan borrowers in January
www.cnbc.com/2025/12/23/s...

#Republicans Need Your Pay To Give Tax Cuts To The Rich
Trump administration to start seizing pay of defaulted student loan borrowers in January
The Trump administration will start garnishing the wages of student loan borrowers in default in early January.
www.cnbc.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Inflation A++++! 4.3% GDP growth! Only Dems in #EpsteinFiles! Brown people to Sudan! Ukraine war over! Musk pay restored! No more Tesla Lawsuits! DOGE a huge success! Liberals convicted for J6 lies! Greenland is Trumpland! Cheaper, Gooder Health Care! Deficit GONE! DC is crime free! Tariffs worked!
December 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
China imports no US soybeans for a third month.
www.producer.com/daily/china-...

MAGA's Great dealmaker hands over US's chop tech for nothing. ROFL.
December 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM