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JammyCrumpets
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Future long-term care resident who'd rather not enjoy 60 + year old music, bingo & Elvis impersonators.

A long boring wait.

Coffee Pressed
Words, not pictures.
Cat owned dog parent
Yes, Every word to every song
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Following the money, slinging hot verbal garbage pays way better than playing FBI Director
December 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Attention seeking behaviour gets attention
December 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Like vodka, it's a preservative but mimics dementia
December 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Early days watched the odd speach or rally hopefull to see him combust on stage; that's not even a draw anymore.
December 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
It's going to be one of the only options left once we've siphoned every other creature out of the water.

Just see it as getting a head start
December 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
What goes up, must come down.

Trillionaires, felons and shareholders are cashing out now that the USA is lawless.
December 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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He'd LOVE to bomb Canada. This is just a warm up, he has no intentions of stopping until he gets what the Heritage Foundation wants.
December 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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If it were about drugs we’d bomb the Sacklers.
December 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Didn't they make this movie in tge '90's and call it "Pretty Woman"
December 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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64 Times Mentioned In Epstein Report.
97 Pleaded 5th
34 Felony Convictions.
91 Criminal Charges.
26 Sexual Assault Allegations.
6 Bankruptcies.
5 Draft Deferments.
4 Indictments.
2 Impeachments.
1 Fake University Shut Down.
$5M Sexual Abuse
$2M Fake Charity Judgment.
$93M Sexual Abuse Judgements.
December 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM