"Shipwreck Kelly" performing a daredevil act sitting on top of a flagpole in Kansas City around what is 9th and Main today.
“It’s a sausaaaaaaaage!”
“Kirk, this station is swarming with sausages!”
"Let's make sure history never forgets the name Sausage"
“It’s a sausaaaaaaaage!”
cthulhu: (visibly incensed) i guess that's me
cthulhu: (visibly incensed) i guess that's me
HE PLOTTED AND ATTEMPTED TO EXECUTE A VIOLENT COUP ON LIVE TV! HE ATTMEPTED TO END THE REPUBLIC! HE'S THE BIGGEST TRAITOR TO THE CONSITUTIONAL ORDER SINCE THE CONFEDERACY!
HE PLOTTED AND ATTEMPTED TO EXECUTE A VIOLENT COUP ON LIVE TV! HE ATTMEPTED TO END THE REPUBLIC! HE'S THE BIGGEST TRAITOR TO THE CONSITUTIONAL ORDER SINCE THE CONFEDERACY!
"What sideburns?"
"You heard me, hippie."
because I’m not
No, seriously. He did.
The CHIEF OF STAFF had to OFF-THE-BOOKS call his Chinese counterpart to reassure him that he would NOT FOLLOW AN ORDER TO NUKE CHINA.
And you think there's no difference.
I have reason to doubt your judgement.
because I’m not