James J
@jameseljeffe.bsky.social
31, he/him, bi
Music, games, writing (allegedly)
Sometimes I build stupid robots and fight them against much cooler robots
Music, games, writing (allegedly)
Sometimes I build stupid robots and fight them against much cooler robots
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Bond: You must be the nefarious Dr No.
No: And you must be James Bonk.
Bond: ...No.
No: Yes?
Bond: No listen.
No: I am Mr Bonk.
Bond: No! Bonk is not my name.
No: It's not?
Bond: No.
No: Yes Mr Bonk?
Bond: NO!
No: No need to yell, I'm right here.
And then they shag or something, I've never seen it.
No: And you must be James Bonk.
Bond: ...No.
No: Yes?
Bond: No listen.
No: I am Mr Bonk.
Bond: No! Bonk is not my name.
No: It's not?
Bond: No.
No: Yes Mr Bonk?
Bond: NO!
No: No need to yell, I'm right here.
And then they shag or something, I've never seen it.
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Bond: You must be the nefarious Dr No.
No: And you must be James Bonk.
Bond: ...No.
No: Yes?
Bond: No listen.
No: I am Mr Bonk.
Bond: No! Bonk is not my name.
No: It's not?
Bond: No.
No: Yes Mr Bonk?
Bond: NO!
No: No need to yell, I'm right here.
And then they shag or something, I've never seen it.
No: And you must be James Bonk.
Bond: ...No.
No: Yes?
Bond: No listen.
No: I am Mr Bonk.
Bond: No! Bonk is not my name.
No: It's not?
Bond: No.
No: Yes Mr Bonk?
Bond: NO!
No: No need to yell, I'm right here.
And then they shag or something, I've never seen it.
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Here’s my experience with BLADE: TRINITY
In 2005 I was flown to Australia to host wraparound segments for tv special called The World Comedy Tour. I shot these bits in Sydney then went to Melbourne the next day.
1/11
In 2005 I was flown to Australia to host wraparound segments for tv special called The World Comedy Tour. I shot these bits in Sydney then went to Melbourne the next day.
1/11
On this week’s SCOTT HASNT SEEN, we watch BLADE: TRINITY, the third entry in the franchise starring Wesley Snipes as the Marvel superhero!
Joining us is @kibblesmith.com, comedian, author, and the writer behind many great comic books!
Available exclusively at @cbbworld.bsky.social!
Joining us is @kibblesmith.com, comedian, author, and the writer behind many great comic books!
Available exclusively at @cbbworld.bsky.social!
November 8, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Here’s my experience with BLADE: TRINITY
In 2005 I was flown to Australia to host wraparound segments for tv special called The World Comedy Tour. I shot these bits in Sydney then went to Melbourne the next day.
1/11
In 2005 I was flown to Australia to host wraparound segments for tv special called The World Comedy Tour. I shot these bits in Sydney then went to Melbourne the next day.
1/11
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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
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A LOT of industry folks need to take "I think there's a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit" to HEART.
November 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
A LOT of industry folks need to take "I think there's a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit" to HEART.
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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
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Hey, friendly reminder that Scott Cawthon's donations to the GOP literally contributed to SNAP suspension and you shouldn't buy or stream Five Nights at Freddy's anything.
New poster for ‘FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS 2’ featuring the Withered Animatronics.
November 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Hey, friendly reminder that Scott Cawthon's donations to the GOP literally contributed to SNAP suspension and you shouldn't buy or stream Five Nights at Freddy's anything.
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
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No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
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(Dyslexic guy listening to "ABC" by the Jackson 5) this song is bullshit
November 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
(Dyslexic guy listening to "ABC" by the Jackson 5) this song is bullshit
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=daZl... NEW HFIL YOU MARVELOUS SLUTS COME WATCH
Helloween Town | HFIL Episode 12
YouTube video by TeamFourStar
www.youtube.com
October 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=daZl... NEW HFIL YOU MARVELOUS SLUTS COME WATCH
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That a federal judge had to block the Trump administration from pushing millions of Americans into hunger says everything about this President and the party he leads.
Grateful to our Attorney General for being on the frontlines of this fight.
Grateful to our Attorney General for being on the frontlines of this fight.
In a major victory, a court ruled the Trump administration must use emergency funds to provide food stamps to Americans.
No one should choose between paying bills and buying groceries.
We'll continue our lawsuit to fight for our families and the services they deserve.
No one should choose between paying bills and buying groceries.
We'll continue our lawsuit to fight for our families and the services they deserve.
October 31, 2025 at 9:05 PM
That a federal judge had to block the Trump administration from pushing millions of Americans into hunger says everything about this President and the party he leads.
Grateful to our Attorney General for being on the frontlines of this fight.
Grateful to our Attorney General for being on the frontlines of this fight.
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stupid babies need the most attention
October 31, 2025 at 12:05 AM
stupid babies need the most attention
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Israel is bombing tents again with F35 jets.
They commit genocide with impunity.
There was no ceasefire, they broke it every single day.
They must be held to account.
Speak up. Take action.
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
They commit genocide with impunity.
There was no ceasefire, they broke it every single day.
They must be held to account.
Speak up. Take action.
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
October 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Israel is bombing tents again with F35 jets.
They commit genocide with impunity.
There was no ceasefire, they broke it every single day.
They must be held to account.
Speak up. Take action.
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
They commit genocide with impunity.
There was no ceasefire, they broke it every single day.
They must be held to account.
Speak up. Take action.
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
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you have been visited by Baby Bison and will now enjoy 48 hours of elevated serotonin
October 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
you have been visited by Baby Bison and will now enjoy 48 hours of elevated serotonin
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The Top 100 Greatest Combat Robots of All Time
YouTube video by See Jay See
www.youtube.com
October 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Broden’s hell.
See the full ‘Aunty Donna Do an Escape Room’ now only at the Aunty Donna Club powered by Patreon. Link is in our bio.
Thank you to Earthrise One for Broden’s hell. And thank you Jack Nolan for being a great host.
See the full ‘Aunty Donna Do an Escape Room’ now only at the Aunty Donna Club powered by Patreon. Link is in our bio.
Thank you to Earthrise One for Broden’s hell. And thank you Jack Nolan for being a great host.
October 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Broden’s hell.
See the full ‘Aunty Donna Do an Escape Room’ now only at the Aunty Donna Club powered by Patreon. Link is in our bio.
Thank you to Earthrise One for Broden’s hell. And thank you Jack Nolan for being a great host.
See the full ‘Aunty Donna Do an Escape Room’ now only at the Aunty Donna Club powered by Patreon. Link is in our bio.
Thank you to Earthrise One for Broden’s hell. And thank you Jack Nolan for being a great host.
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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
August 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
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October 18, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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