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Jesper Alf 🇵🇸
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Ræverød Nørrebrodreng, feminist, nørd/softwareudvikler.
Kan faktisk være ganske rar, og er kun sur når der er grund til det 😠

Formerly known as https://twitter.com/jalfd

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patigallardo.bsky.social
Stoltenberg: Listen. Investing in companies complicit in genocide is good for business actually.
How Norway jeopardised its integrity overnight
Oslo abruptly changed the ethics rules for the world’s largest sovereign wealth fund
www.ft.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
jalf.dk
It is striking how often “there is plenty to criticize, but not this/not now/not like this” is rolled out as a defense.

There is plenty to criticize the NYT for but if you ever try, they circle the wagon
espiers.bsky.social Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 9h
I don't understand why people have to concoct wild conspiracy theories in order to critique the NYT. I say this as someone who writes for them: there is plenty to critique without making up wild scenarios and insisting they're true!
November 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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lukeoneil47.bsky.social
Don't get me wrong you shouldn't lie when you are reporting... but it's possible to perform the act of journalism without pretending you're a cipher who respawns every morning with a baby's brain and zero clue about how the world actually works.
www.welcometohellworld.com/youre-perfor...
Post ‪Luke O'Neil‬ ‪@lukeoneil47.bsky.social‬ · 6mo Cancel your subscription to this piece of shit newspaper for fascist curious liberals. Cancel your NYT subscription ALT 6 45 Luke O'Neil ‪@lukeoneil47.bsky.social‬ Don't get me wrong you shouldn't lie when you are reporting... but it's possible to perform the act of journalism without pretending you're a cipher who respawns every morning with a baby's brain and zero clue about how the world actually works. www.welcometohellworld.com/youre-perfor... There has never been such a thing as a completely neutral journalist but it's even more apparent today. And yet many of them still don't seem to realize it or refuse to admit it. And for what? What are they holding on to besides their professional stature? They all think that if they confess that they believe in anything they’re violating their little fraternity's oath of objectivity. That entire standard is just made up! It's not real. Journalists are like you can’t say Macbeth in the theatre and we’re all supposed to buy into their delusion. I'd rather be a decent human being than a journalist in good standing but maybe that's just me. Don't get me wrong you shouldn't lie when you are reporting – I certainly don't want to ever do that in here – but it's possible to perform the act of journalism without pretending you're a cipher who respawns every morning with a baby's brain and zero clue about how the world actually works. On the other hand the very ethics of PROFESSIONAL JOURNALISM absolutely require that you lie in the first place. You have to pass along opinions that you know are wrong or hateful out of so-called objectivity but worse than that you then get to feel proud about doing so. You get fucking promoted for doing it well. So no I'm sorry there is no distinction between serious capital-J Journalism and advocacy when it comes to issues of life or death anymore. When the debate is between one group of people who simply want to live th…
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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chrislhayes.bsky.social
“Ultimately, between the money she made from her interactions with men and in the food services industry she was able to save up enough money to get braces.”
chrislhayes.bsky.social Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 8h
“Court documents described the party as involving ‘alcohol; cocaine; middle-aged men; and young attractive females.’”

No not Epstein:

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
In Matt Gaetz Scandal, Circumstances Left Teen Vulnerable to Exploitation
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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travisbrown.dev
I know things are bad in the US right now, but this number is still shocking to me. I’m not entirely sure how I would answer this question myself, and I’ve chosen to spend the last seven years living in another country.
melissagiragrant.com Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 11h
"In 2025, 40% of women aged 15 to 44 say they would move abroad permanently if they had the opportunity. The current figure is four times higher than the 10% who shared this desire in 2014, when it was generally in line with other age and gender groups."
Record Numbers of Younger Women Want to Leave the U.S.
The percentage of younger women in the U.S. who express a desire to migrate permanently has surged in the past decade.
news.gallup.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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acollierastro.bsky.social
imagine defending your role in getting a pedophile elected like this. in public.

listen asking if Ms Rachel was Hamas or if Mamdani's aunt actually exists is JOURNALISM.

Sitting president in active pedophilia gang having thanksgiving dinner at the White House?? that's not news. C'mon.
emilyflitter.bsky.social Emily Flitter @emilyflitter.bsky.social · 11h
As a former member of NYT’s finance team & the co-author of this story exposing the relationship between Epstein & Bill Gates as well as one on Epstein & JPMorgan, I am really frustrated to see people claiming that NYT sat on publishable info about Trump and Epstein 🧵 www.nytimes.com/2019/10/12/b...
Bill Gates Met With Jeffrey Epstein Many Times, Despite His Past (Published 2019)
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social
oh my god she did it 😂😂😂
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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amazonchique.bsky.social
Also, how fucking insane is it that Jeffrey Epstein found Donald Trump so morally repugnant he emailed evidence of his OWN CRIMES to the New York Times to stop his presidential run and the NYT just ignored them?

JEFFREY EPSTEIN had stronger convictions than the NYT.
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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explaintrade.com
"Oh, the New York Times Editorial Board thinks that's too mean and voters yearn for bipartisanship?"

"Well noted. No thanks. Also, maybe next time instead of worrying about Hillary Clinton's e-mail server they should think about the Epstein e-mails on theirs?"
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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nameshiv.bsky.social
The Sulzberger mentioned here might be this Sulz or it might be the dad, but either way, the conduct of the NYT is starting to make a lot more sense now
November 13, 2025 at 11:14 AM
jalf.dk
uDoVeR At bYgGe nYt eR DeR FaKtIsK InTeT PoLiTiKeRnE KaN GøRe fOr bOlIgPrIsErNe
Kort over andelen af Airbnb-udlejninger i storbyer, inklusiv København. I det centrale København er andelen på op til 5% af alle boliger
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 AM
jalf.dk
Counterpoint: they should have done less. Much less. Not sent 18bn dollars worth of bombs, for starters
November 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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datadrivenmd.social
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills: the emails from Landon Thomas has his New York Times signature block...he was employed by NY Times at the time. He was communicating directly with Epstein about Trump, and was given incriminating information about Trump. It's been in NYT's possession since 2015
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Wasn’t expecting the Epstein scandal to blow up the New York Times but sure, why not
datadrivenmd.social Jorge A. Caballero, MD @datadrivenmd.social · 1d
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015

What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
aridrennen.bsky.social Ari Drennen @aridrennen.bsky.social · 1d
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
jalf.dk
I øvrigt vil jeg gøre opmærksom på POSIWID princippet her: The Purpose of a System Is What It Does.

Hvis en institution *konsekvent* gør ting der skaber fattigdom, så bør vi gå ud fra at dens formål er at skabe fattigdom.

Hvad individerne tror og siger at de ønsker er ikke videre relevant.
jalf.dk Jesper Alf 🇵🇸 @jalf.dk · 1d
Dette er ikke et uheld. Det er formålet med deres politik. @radikale.dk, @sf.dk og alle jer andre, hav dog i det mindste respekt nok for vælgerne til at stå ved at I har fået hvad I bad om.

Næste skridt var noget med at genåbne nogle førtidspensioner, hørte jeg noget om?

www.dr.dk/nyheder/poli...
SF og Radikale er med i udskældt kontanthjælpstale: Troede ikke, det ville resultere i hjemløse
Københavns Kommune beretter om hjemløshed som en direkte konsekvens af kontanthjælpsreformen.
www.dr.dk
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
jalf.dk
Dette er ikke et uheld. Det er formålet med deres politik. @radikale.dk, @sf.dk og alle jer andre, hav dog i det mindste respekt nok for vælgerne til at stå ved at I har fået hvad I bad om.

Næste skridt var noget med at genåbne nogle førtidspensioner, hørte jeg noget om?

www.dr.dk/nyheder/poli...
SF og Radikale er med i udskældt kontanthjælpstale: Troede ikke, det ville resultere i hjemløse
Københavns Kommune beretter om hjemløshed som en direkte konsekvens af kontanthjælpsreformen.
www.dr.dk
November 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
jalf.dk
Oh, it turns out Hitler had *bad genes*?

If only someone had fought to keep people with bad genes out of Germany WW2 could have been averted 😬

I am starting to wonder Hitler truly did win the war in the long run 🤦‍♂️
hackblackburn.bsky.social Jack Blackburn @hackblackburn.bsky.social · 1d
Exclusive: Adolf Hitler’s DNA has been sequenced by scientists

It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder

www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
Hitler had hidden genetic sexual disorder, DNA analysis reveals
The Nazi dictator had Kallmann syndrome, which hinders normal puberty and the development of sexual organs, according to groundbreaking research
www.thetimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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broccolirob.gobirds.online
it is a victory of Hitlerite thought that people are attempting to use Hitler’s own logic to explain the man himself, looking at his genes rather than from the socio-political factors that allowed him to rise
hackblackburn.bsky.social Jack Blackburn @hackblackburn.bsky.social · 1d
Exclusive: Adolf Hitler’s DNA has been sequenced by scientists

It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder

www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
Hitler had hidden genetic sexual disorder, DNA analysis reveals
The Nazi dictator had Kallmann syndrome, which hinders normal puberty and the development of sexual organs, according to groundbreaking research
www.thetimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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gwensnyder.bsky.social
Oh ok then. Problem solved
CNN: America is having an affordability crisis. The solution: You’ll never own anything again
November 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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fleerultra.bsky.social
hmmmm
fleerultra.bsky.social Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · Jul 23
i gotta say tho if it turns out the biden/garland doj was sitting on damning evidence that trump fucked kids on pedo island, i’m gonna be real mad that it never leaked
November 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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ryanlcooper.com
it's a real shame there wasn't just a Democratic president with control of federal law enforcement for 4 years, otherwise it would be pretty fuckin outrageous that he didn't find this
sahilkapur.bsky.social Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 1d
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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leahmcelrath.bsky.social
Under this partition, Israel controls all of the arable farmland in the Gaza territory.
dropsitenews.com Drop Site @dropsitenews.com · 2d
⭕️ NEW: Gaza Faces Partition Risk — Reuters

There are growing fears of a de facto partition of Gaza as Trump’s ceasefire plan falters, the news agency reported on Tuesday. Six European officials reportedly told the outlet that reconstruction appears likely to be confined to the Israel-controlled...
⭕️ NEW: Gaza Faces Partition Risk — Reuters There are growing fears of a de facto partition of Gaza as Trump’s ceasefire plan falters, the news agency reported on Tuesday. Six European officials reportedly told the outlet that reconstruction appears likely to be confined to the Israel-controlled zone, which covers 58% of the territory, including Rafah, Gaza City, and much of Gaza’s farmland — even as nearly all the remaining 2 million Palestinians are trapped in tent camps in the rubble of areas still under Hamas security control. The diplomats said the stalled U.S. plan lacks timelines or enforcement and risks hardening the “yellow line” into a permanent border dividing Gaza. Photo: Al Jazeera
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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iwriteok.bsky.social
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
Elon Musk: With Optimus, we might be able to stop putting people in prison. “If somebody's committed a crime, we might be able to provide a more humane form of containment of future crime. You now get a free Optimus, and it's just going to follow you around and stop you from doing crime. Other than that, you get to do anything; it's just going to stop you from committing crime. That's really it. You don't have to put people in prisons and stuff. It's pretty wild to think of all the possibilities, but I think it's clearly the future.” Tesla Shareholder Meeting, November 6,
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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someforeignfield.bsky.social
I don't want to directly quote tweet but there are apparently still people who think the US is somehow only "indirectly" involved in the genocide in Gaza. We've spent probably $50+ billion to make sure it happens! American soldiers have killed and died making sure it continues!
November 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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bgrueskin.bsky.social
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.

He is a computer safety researcher.

And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.

In under 1600 words.

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
I Want You to Understand Chicago Politics Chicago 2025-11-08 I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time. Every day my phone buzzes. It is a neighborhood group: four people were kidnapped at the corner drugstore. A friend a mile away sends a Slack message: she was at the scene when masked men assaulted and abducted two people on the street. A plumber working on my pipes is distraught, and I find out that two of his employees were kidnapped that morning. A week later it happens again. An email arrives. Agents with guns have chased a teacher into the school where she works. They did not have a warrant. They dragged her away, ignoring her and her colleagues’ pleas to show proof of her documentation. That evening I stand a few feet from the parents of Rayito de Sol and listen to them describe, with anguish, how good Ms. Diana was to their children. What it is like to have strangers with guns traumatize your kids. For a teacher to hide a three-year-old child for fear they might be killed. How their relatives will no longer leave the house. I hear the pain and fury in their voices, and I wonder who will be next. Understand what it is to pray in Chicago. On September 19th, Reverend David Black, lead pastor at First Presbyterian Church of Chicago, was praying outside the ICE detention center in Broadview when a DHS agent shot him in the head with pepper balls. Pepper balls are never supposed to be fired at the head because they can seriously injure, or even kill. “We could hear them laughing as they were shooting us from the roof,” Black recalled. He is not the only member of the clergy ICE has assaulted. Methodist pastor Hannah Kardon was violently arrested on October 17th, and Baptist pastor Michael Woolf was shot with pepper balls on November 1st. Understand what it is to sleep in Chicago. On the night of September 30th, federal agents rappelled from a Black Hawk helicopter to execute a raid on an apartment building on the South Sho…
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM