Jesper Alf 🇵🇸
@jalf.dk
Ræverød Nørrebrodreng, feminist, nørd/softwareudvikler.
Kan faktisk være ganske rar, og er kun sur når der er grund til det 😠
Formerly known as https://twitter.com/jalfd
He/him
Kan faktisk være ganske rar, og er kun sur når der er grund til det 😠
Formerly known as https://twitter.com/jalfd
He/him
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Reminder: Troops are still deployed in NYC subways, under the Biden administration's direction, as ordered by Kathy Hochul, both Dems.
The National Guard is in NYC subways supposedly to "fight crime," even though NYC crime is at close to historic lows🤡
1000 troops have been there since March 2024
The National Guard is in NYC subways supposedly to "fight crime," even though NYC crime is at close to historic lows🤡
1000 troops have been there since March 2024
January 18, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Reminder: Troops are still deployed in NYC subways, under the Biden administration's direction, as ordered by Kathy Hochul, both Dems.
The National Guard is in NYC subways supposedly to "fight crime," even though NYC crime is at close to historic lows🤡
1000 troops have been there since March 2024
The National Guard is in NYC subways supposedly to "fight crime," even though NYC crime is at close to historic lows🤡
1000 troops have been there since March 2024
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Extraordinary article from the Secretary General of the Council of Europe. But I’m going to say this again, where are the Democrats saying that any illegal or forced annexation of Greenland will be reversed as soon as they take power. Why aren’t they making this clear www.nytimes.com/2026/01/19/o...
Opinion | I’m the Secretary General of the Council of Europe. This Is Something I Thought I’d Never Have to Write.
www.nytimes.com
January 19, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Extraordinary article from the Secretary General of the Council of Europe. But I’m going to say this again, where are the Democrats saying that any illegal or forced annexation of Greenland will be reversed as soon as they take power. Why aren’t they making this clear www.nytimes.com/2026/01/19/o...
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I will not ask Palestinians or anyone else to be uniquely concerned with antisemitism, that’s nasty business while they are facing genocide and colonization
And I think our movements must be flexible enough to oppose antisemitism and wise enough to understand Palestinians aren’t responsible for it
And I think our movements must be flexible enough to oppose antisemitism and wise enough to understand Palestinians aren’t responsible for it
January 18, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I will not ask Palestinians or anyone else to be uniquely concerned with antisemitism, that’s nasty business while they are facing genocide and colonization
And I think our movements must be flexible enough to oppose antisemitism and wise enough to understand Palestinians aren’t responsible for it
And I think our movements must be flexible enough to oppose antisemitism and wise enough to understand Palestinians aren’t responsible for it
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Vi er desværre nødt til at inddrage ordet "bazooka" fra alle politiske journalister og korrespondenter. I kan tydeligvis ikke administrere det.
January 18, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Vi er desværre nødt til at inddrage ordet "bazooka" fra alle politiske journalister og korrespondenter. I kan tydeligvis ikke administrere det.
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This opens up wider questions about how far the UK and Canada in the 5 eyes intel sharing framework as well as other former allies of the United States can still provide the Americans with any sensitive intelligence information at all
January 18, 2026 at 12:44 PM
This opens up wider questions about how far the UK and Canada in the 5 eyes intel sharing framework as well as other former allies of the United States can still provide the Americans with any sensitive intelligence information at all
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the fact that Republican senators like Schmitt can’t even write a fascist screed on their own and instead have to rely on chatGPT perfectly captures the unique combination of evil and stupid that defines the modern Republican Party
January 17, 2026 at 7:16 PM
the fact that Republican senators like Schmitt can’t even write a fascist screed on their own and instead have to rely on chatGPT perfectly captures the unique combination of evil and stupid that defines the modern Republican Party
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The top 10% now account for nearly half of all consumer spending.
January 16, 2026 at 4:11 PM
The top 10% now account for nearly half of all consumer spending.
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A comic from 2022 on the dangers of unaccountability and kicking the can down the road. As recent elections demonstrate, voting is still extremely important.
January 11, 2026 at 6:07 PM
A comic from 2022 on the dangers of unaccountability and kicking the can down the road. As recent elections demonstrate, voting is still extremely important.
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There’s a video I saw recently interviewing a guy at a Minnesota protest where the interviewer starts to ask “are you worried this could take us to a dark pla—“ and the guy explodes, “we’re already in the dark place! Look around! They’re murdering us! We’re already here!”
January 16, 2026 at 6:54 AM
There’s a video I saw recently interviewing a guy at a Minnesota protest where the interviewer starts to ask “are you worried this could take us to a dark pla—“ and the guy explodes, “we’re already in the dark place! Look around! They’re murdering us! We’re already here!”
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Delete Spotify
In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
January 16, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Delete Spotify
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To underline the point that a lot of Americans have a cartoon understanding of dictatorships, consider that even Hitler had to worry about public opinion and in fact one of the key functions of the gestapo was assessing the mood of the country.
January 15, 2026 at 8:41 PM
To underline the point that a lot of Americans have a cartoon understanding of dictatorships, consider that even Hitler had to worry about public opinion and in fact one of the key functions of the gestapo was assessing the mood of the country.
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It is one of the many many signs that had been there all along about how fundamentally incurious and up-her-own-ass JKR was, how unwilling to research or learn anything new, how unwilling and incapable of seeing anything from anyone else's perspective or understanding interests not her own.
January 15, 2026 at 8:09 PM
It is one of the many many signs that had been there all along about how fundamentally incurious and up-her-own-ass JKR was, how unwilling to research or learn anything new, how unwilling and incapable of seeing anything from anyone else's perspective or understanding interests not her own.
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Every once in awhile I get angry about Quidditch all over again, and how it seems to so *aggressively* not understand the entire concept of sports, or why people like sports, or how sports works.
January 15, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Every once in awhile I get angry about Quidditch all over again, and how it seems to so *aggressively* not understand the entire concept of sports, or why people like sports, or how sports works.
I am old enough to remember when Americans thought this guy was a leader
January 15, 2026 at 7:59 PM
I am old enough to remember when Americans thought this guy was a leader
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I see people talk about ICE by calling them the Gestapo, and while its not hard to see the comparison; they really aught to be compared to something homegrown. Because in truth, the closest thing we can compare ICE to is to federal slave catchers. The operation is the same.
January 13, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I see people talk about ICE by calling them the Gestapo, and while its not hard to see the comparison; they really aught to be compared to something homegrown. Because in truth, the closest thing we can compare ICE to is to federal slave catchers. The operation is the same.
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Gestapo was used specifically to target dissent, with racial purity secondary.
Slave catchers were used to enforce racial hierarchy, with targeting dissent secondary m.
Far more accurate to compare it to slave catchers.
Slave catchers were used to enforce racial hierarchy, with targeting dissent secondary m.
Far more accurate to compare it to slave catchers.
I see people talk about ICE by calling them the Gestapo, and while its not hard to see the comparison; they really aught to be compared to something homegrown. Because in truth, the closest thing we can compare ICE to is to federal slave catchers. The operation is the same.
January 14, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Gestapo was used specifically to target dissent, with racial purity secondary.
Slave catchers were used to enforce racial hierarchy, with targeting dissent secondary m.
Far more accurate to compare it to slave catchers.
Slave catchers were used to enforce racial hierarchy, with targeting dissent secondary m.
Far more accurate to compare it to slave catchers.
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jesus christ, man, trump’s face is drooping and he’s barely conscious, RFK, jr’s hands are so shaky he can barely read his own remarks, whole cabinet’s falling apart
January 14, 2026 at 9:41 PM
jesus christ, man, trump’s face is drooping and he’s barely conscious, RFK, jr’s hands are so shaky he can barely read his own remarks, whole cabinet’s falling apart
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People get mad at me every time I said releasing the Epstein files isn't going to change things because the victims already told us what was in them, and no one cared.
One of the things that gets me about them people who are like “they are ending the constitution to distract from the Epstein files, don’t fall for it” is that nobody in power cares about little girls.
January 14, 2026 at 5:59 PM
People get mad at me every time I said releasing the Epstein files isn't going to change things because the victims already told us what was in them, and no one cared.
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Ritchie Torres is seriously introducing a bill that would require ICE agents to wear... wait for ittttttt...
QR Codes.
Rot in hell.
QR Codes.
Rot in hell.
January 14, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Ritchie Torres is seriously introducing a bill that would require ICE agents to wear... wait for ittttttt...
QR Codes.
Rot in hell.
QR Codes.
Rot in hell.
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Politicians: don't use AI to make your maps.
January 14, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Politicians: don't use AI to make your maps.
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We all watched that woman get executed in 4K and it took Dems a week to come up with their big pushback: we will give ICE $4 billion more if and ONLY IF they pull their masks down a bit and promise to be a kinder, gentler agency
January 13, 2026 at 11:19 PM
We all watched that woman get executed in 4K and it took Dems a week to come up with their big pushback: we will give ICE $4 billion more if and ONLY IF they pull their masks down a bit and promise to be a kinder, gentler agency
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This is a new headline from Al Jazeera because it is the story every day. Gaza is being deliberately drowned. Genocide.
We are the only ones who will help.
We are the only ones who will help.
January 13, 2026 at 12:18 PM
This is a new headline from Al Jazeera because it is the story every day. Gaza is being deliberately drowned. Genocide.
We are the only ones who will help.
We are the only ones who will help.
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"the slave catchers are different from the immigrant snatchers" ahh rhetoric
January 12, 2026 at 9:48 PM
"the slave catchers are different from the immigrant snatchers" ahh rhetoric
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You notice how thousands and thousands of cops aren't coming out to condemn Jonathan Ross for senselessly killing Renee Good?
This is what people mean by "all cops are bastards". If this were any other profession, the entire group would condemn it. With cops it's the reverse, they all justify it.
This is what people mean by "all cops are bastards". If this were any other profession, the entire group would condemn it. With cops it's the reverse, they all justify it.
January 12, 2026 at 4:33 PM
You notice how thousands and thousands of cops aren't coming out to condemn Jonathan Ross for senselessly killing Renee Good?
This is what people mean by "all cops are bastards". If this were any other profession, the entire group would condemn it. With cops it's the reverse, they all justify it.
This is what people mean by "all cops are bastards". If this were any other profession, the entire group would condemn it. With cops it's the reverse, they all justify it.