Cuttlefish
jakfan1.bsky.social
Cuttlefish
@jakfan1.bsky.social
Firbolg Artificer, Lvl. 26

STR:10/0
DEX:10/0
CON:20/+5
INT:8/-1
WIS:10/0
CHA:12/+1

Weapons:
Lightsaber: D20+Dex+Prof, D6 Bludgeoning

Tool Prof.: Soldering

PFP done by @birdblitz.bsky.social
@theagentofdoom.bsky.social sorry to bug you on this, but do you know if Insomniac is open to hiring for remote, non-student/non-intern work at the moment? My wife's been getting ads for some kind of hiring push over there, but the position listings don't seem to line up with the ads.
December 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
@noodleawesome.bsky.social do you have the settings you used for shader glass in your most recent video?
December 11, 2025 at 6:50 AM
@samperson.bsky.social you and noodle talking about car based extraction game has increased my yearning for that storm chasing gamebl you guys brainstormed many moons ago.

Please find a way to make that
November 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Oh my god that is the worst possible answer
November 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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One last time for my creation lol
November 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP Protomen dropped pre-orders for Act III theprotomen.bandcamp.com/album/act-ii...
October 3, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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The amount of shit I got for this segment at the time was astronomical, and it was all from people who now stalk CVS employees to get them fired for insufficient online sadness.

Cheering on political violence is both evil and not new, an outgrowth of an internet intentionally dismantled years ago.
September 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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I have written and deleted a lot of posts but I keep thinking about how the brutal assassination of Minnesota State senator Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark, and their beloved dog Gilbert in June did not prompt this same level of calls for empathy, sympathy, and flags at half-mast.
September 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment.

Jared Polis has failed Colorado.
September 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR

MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
September 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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(Person who destroyed homeless peoples belongings with a smile on their face) political violence is bad
September 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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When your code works but no idea how
August 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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OOPS, ALL CROC SUIT!! steaming more #MGSDelta NOW!!! 🐊🐊🐊
www.twitch.tv/othatsraspbe...
August 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Eunos Roadster
August 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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The employee asked the girl and her mother if they needed help shopping. That’s it. That’s all. The misinformation, the insinuations (because the facts are inconveniently benign) are EXACTLY what was done to lesbians in the 80s. This is the product of hate and fear, not reality.
August 6, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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Anomalocaris and Rili shrimp #shyshrimp
July 29, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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Please be respectful to these reps. I get the end goal is to make noise and make change but many of these people on the other line are trying to make ends meet and are having to read off of a script. Call center jobs are fucking awful and these employees are probably already on edge.
Things are getting nuts
July 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Goofy goober alert
July 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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💞
May 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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July 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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I have three hearings at three different courthouses today. At the second, someone was sobbing outside the courtroom. They'd asked ChatGPT what to say in Court. They believed what it told them.

They lost because it hallucinated, and they didn't know there were no do-overs.
June 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM