Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷
@jacobgood.bsky.social
Former mathletic superstar and gifted child. Current schmuck.
Aspiring Author and Amateur Alliterati.
Views expressed are my own...and possibly of other people who agree with those expressed views.
No rights reserved, 1980©
Aspiring Author and Amateur Alliterati.
Views expressed are my own...and possibly of other people who agree with those expressed views.
No rights reserved, 1980©
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
Who cares about the rest of the game. This was the highlight.
February 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Who cares about the rest of the game. This was the highlight.
Fuck ICE. Go away and leave us alone!
ICE agents detain father outside Boise preschool, sparking community outrage
Agents with Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) detained a father outside Mayra’s Spanish Preschool and Daycare in Boise on Friday morning, according to t
idahonews.com
February 7, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Fuck ICE. Go away and leave us alone!
You can't get me to feel sorry for someone with "lord" in their title. Get bent losers.
In a city packed with mighty real estate titans, they are the small ones.
New York landlords say they are at their breaking point as Mayor Zohran Mamdani begins to implement even more aggressive tenant-friendly policies.
New York landlords say they are at their breaking point as Mayor Zohran Mamdani begins to implement even more aggressive tenant-friendly policies.
NYC’s small landlords say they won’t survive Mamdani plan to freeze rent
New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani has criticized landlords and vowed to freeze what tenants in rent-stabilized apartments pay monthly.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 7, 2026 at 12:46 PM
You can't get me to feel sorry for someone with "lord" in their title. Get bent losers.
@kitsparks.bsky.social My SIL wants to become an aesthetician and is making her nails crazy. Would you mind looking at her Stranger Things nails and giving an opinion?
February 2, 2026 at 9:59 PM
@kitsparks.bsky.social My SIL wants to become an aesthetician and is making her nails crazy. Would you mind looking at her Stranger Things nails and giving an opinion?
I got jerrifed and now I'm wondering who I need to contact to get my blue checkmark.
I got jerrified and now I’m lactose intolerant
i got jerrified and now my license says i’m 38
January 31, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I got jerrifed and now I'm wondering who I need to contact to get my blue checkmark.
Salesman who tried to get Jeffrey Epstein to buy an extended car warranty by email in 2012: "Fu.............."
January 31, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Salesman who tried to get Jeffrey Epstein to buy an extended car warranty by email in 2012: "Fu.............."
Sam Darnold will win the Super Bowl to prove my point that anybody drafted in New York will do nothing until they leave. Last year it was Saquon, this year it's Darnold Time.
January 26, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Sam Darnold will win the Super Bowl to prove my point that anybody drafted in New York will do nothing until they leave. Last year it was Saquon, this year it's Darnold Time.
Seahawks vs. Patriots.
Sam Darnold has the chance to do something hilarious.
Yes, that thing is throwing at the one.
Sam Darnold has the chance to do something hilarious.
Yes, that thing is throwing at the one.
January 26, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Seahawks vs. Patriots.
Sam Darnold has the chance to do something hilarious.
Yes, that thing is throwing at the one.
Sam Darnold has the chance to do something hilarious.
Yes, that thing is throwing at the one.
It's fun driving for Doordash. I am very kind to the restaurant staff, then get in my car and scream at everybody. WHY ARE YOU SO SLOW? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
January 26, 2026 at 3:29 AM
It's fun driving for Doordash. I am very kind to the restaurant staff, then get in my car and scream at everybody. WHY ARE YOU SO SLOW? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
When someone says, "But the Democrats don't control Congress, what can they do," this is it. This is the thing they can do. Fucking traitors.
DHS spending bill passed 220-207
7 Democrats voted in favor:
Henry Cuellar
Don Davis
Laura Gilles
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
Jared Golden
Vicente Gonzalez
Tom Suozzi
Massie voted No
Andy Harris didn't vote
Might not have passed if every Democrat voted No, but leadership wasn't whipping them to do so
7 Democrats voted in favor:
Henry Cuellar
Don Davis
Laura Gilles
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
Jared Golden
Vicente Gonzalez
Tom Suozzi
Massie voted No
Andy Harris didn't vote
Might not have passed if every Democrat voted No, but leadership wasn't whipping them to do so
January 22, 2026 at 10:27 PM
When someone says, "But the Democrats don't control Congress, what can they do," this is it. This is the thing they can do. Fucking traitors.
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If the Seahawks had gone home after the opening play, they would still be leading
January 18, 2026 at 3:47 AM
If the Seahawks had gone home after the opening play, they would still be leading
I'm out on a limb here, but I don't think the problem with masked commandos shooting people in the face and gassing babies is that their training was inadequate.
January 16, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I'm out on a limb here, but I don't think the problem with masked commandos shooting people in the face and gassing babies is that their training was inadequate.
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GOP: We are sending armed perverts to assault families. Even babies. We are in open warfare against all things good.
Schumer: People call him TACO, but these days it's getting hard to afford one! Can you chip in $5 today to help us hold Mr. Trump accountable for these soft shell economic policies?
Schumer: People call him TACO, but these days it's getting hard to afford one! Can you chip in $5 today to help us hold Mr. Trump accountable for these soft shell economic policies?
January 15, 2026 at 11:35 PM
GOP: We are sending armed perverts to assault families. Even babies. We are in open warfare against all things good.
Schumer: People call him TACO, but these days it's getting hard to afford one! Can you chip in $5 today to help us hold Mr. Trump accountable for these soft shell economic policies?
Schumer: People call him TACO, but these days it's getting hard to afford one! Can you chip in $5 today to help us hold Mr. Trump accountable for these soft shell economic policies?
The people of Minnesota make me so proud. Fight the good fight, eh?
January 16, 2026 at 12:18 AM
The people of Minnesota make me so proud. Fight the good fight, eh?
I'm also untrained, but I wouldn't treat people the way these ICE agents are.
the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained
January 15, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I'm also untrained, but I wouldn't treat people the way these ICE agents are.
Yeah, because why would adults need dental services? It's not like our teeth are part of our body. Or our gums that are tied to our vascular system.
To cut Medicaid budget, governor says Idaho could remove disability, dental services • Idaho Capital Sun
To balance the state’s budget, Idaho Gov. Brad Little’s plan says the state could cut Medicaid services for dental care and disabilities.
idahocapitalsun.com
January 15, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Yeah, because why would adults need dental services? It's not like our teeth are part of our body. Or our gums that are tied to our vascular system.
This is the way.
Local pizza joint leads insurgency against federal paramilitary forces.
Wrecktangle Pizza co-owner: "You can see from that video exactly what happens when they try to fuck with us."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQUo...
Wrecktangle Pizza co-owner: "You can see from that video exactly what happens when they try to fuck with us."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQUo...
January 14, 2026 at 12:57 AM
This is the way.
"I was one day from retirement when Flopsy-Doodle attacked..."
8th Cir.: because officer was trying to shoot a 9-pound Pomeranian mix when he missed and shot the dog's owner instead, he did not intend to restrain owner, he intended to restrain the dog, which means there was no seizure so no 4A violation.
QI for officer.
ecf.ca8.uscourts.gov/opndir/26/01...
QI for officer.
ecf.ca8.uscourts.gov/opndir/26/01...
![The undisputed facts in this case all point to the absence of a seizure. See UnitedHealth Grp. Inc. v. Wilmington Tr. Co., 548 F.3d 1124, 1127–28 (8th Cir. 2008) (reviewing de novo the “purely legal questions” left by the “undisputed” facts). Perhaps the most important one is that, as Hight concedes, “Deputy Williams fired his county[-]issued service weapon at [the] Pomeranian.” His words matched his actions, given that each of his statements was about getting the dogs under control, including ordering them to “get back!” And finally, the bodycam video shows that he fired downward toward the dog as it approached, which supports the conclusion that it was his target, not Hight. Hitting her was an unfortunate accident. See Brower v. County of Inyo, 489 U.S. 593, 596 (1989) (explaining that the Fourth Amendment does not address “the accidental effects of . . . government conduct”).](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:24vva42nxim6zbcmnozegoef/bafkreihl3vieqx3pwzqtiivrlqqxkngbahqnx4n3i2mbcmp5ouwvdonkom@jpeg)
January 13, 2026 at 5:37 PM
"I was one day from retirement when Flopsy-Doodle attacked..."
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Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating https://theonion.com/archaeologists-d-c-capitol-may-have-once-been-used-for-legislating/
January 12, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating https://theonion.com/archaeologists-d-c-capitol-may-have-once-been-used-for-legislating/
People hate the DMV, but you don't see their employees whining to a news outlet about how it makes them feel uneasy.
Just do your job.
Just do your job.
Starbucks employee delivers coffee to L.A. deputy with hand-drawn pig on cup
The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department is speaking out after one of its deputies was served a cup of coffee from an employee of a Norwalk Starbucks with a hand-drawn image of a pig on it.…
share.google
January 12, 2026 at 5:24 PM
People hate the DMV, but you don't see their employees whining to a news outlet about how it makes them feel uneasy.
Just do your job.
Just do your job.
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Sen Chris Murphy wants to require warrants and ban masks as a requirement for more ICE funding. WHY ARE YOU GIVING THEM FUNDING HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING.
January 10, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Sen Chris Murphy wants to require warrants and ban masks as a requirement for more ICE funding. WHY ARE YOU GIVING THEM FUNDING HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING.
There's just no reason for this except to be a jerk.
Right after Renée Good’s disgusting murder, a ICE goon was filmed kicking her memorial candles.
Absolutely vile.
Absolutely vile.
January 8, 2026 at 4:03 PM
There's just no reason for this except to be a jerk.