Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷
@jacobgood.bsky.social
Former mathletic superstar and gifted child. Current schmuck.
Agronomist and aspiring author.
Views expressed are my own...and possibly of other people who agree with those expressed views.
Agronomist and aspiring author.
Views expressed are my own...and possibly of other people who agree with those expressed views.
Answer: They don't.
BARTIROMO: How do illegals get a mortgage?
SCOTT TURNER: Well, Maria, you know, during the Biden administration, there were over 12m illegal aliens that came over the border, straining our housing supply
(That's not an answer)
SCOTT TURNER: Well, Maria, you know, during the Biden administration, there were over 12m illegal aliens that came over the border, straining our housing supply
(That's not an answer)
November 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Answer: They don't.
I don't understand how I keep being surprised by anything he says.
November 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I don't understand how I keep being surprised by anything he says.
When you're about to fight the final boss and the player in your group who you hate the most steps up to fight him. "You go for it. We're all behind you."
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I was called a traitor by a man that I fought for 6 years for. I gave him my loyalty for free. I've never owed him anything. Let me tell you what a traitor is -- a traitor is an American that serves foreign countries."
November 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
When you're about to fight the final boss and the player in your group who you hate the most steps up to fight him. "You go for it. We're all behind you."
"Pedophilia is his worst issue by far."
Enten: "Trump is 39 below water on the Epstein case. 39 points in the negative! My goodness gracious. What Trump has been selling on the Epstein files, the Epstein case, the American people have not been buying at all ... less than half of Republicans are buying it. This is his worst issue by far"
November 18, 2025 at 7:19 AM
"Pedophilia is his worst issue by far."
*shrugs in GOP* C'est la vie.
Kevin Hassett on the October jobs report: "We'll maybe be able to concoct something, but we'll never actually know for sure what the unemployment rate was in October."
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
*shrugs in GOP* C'est la vie.
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
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Remember 5 years ago when people thought there were coded messages in the Wayfair catalogue so elites could traffick children in giant cabinets? Anyway it turns out they just send emails like "hey it's me, your best buddy Pedophile Jeff, come do sex crimes at my house"
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Remember 5 years ago when people thought there were coded messages in the Wayfair catalogue so elites could traffick children in giant cabinets? Anyway it turns out they just send emails like "hey it's me, your best buddy Pedophile Jeff, come do sex crimes at my house"
Oopsy daisy.
Q: "Why are White House officials…meeting with Rep. Boebert in an effort to try to get her to not sign this petition calling for the release of the [Epstein] files?"
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Oopsy daisy.
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social You should probably listen to this guy.
November 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social You should probably listen to this guy.
Leonard's Italian cousin, Florencio de Feci: "Why you needa the paper? Where isa your bidet?"
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Leonard's Italian cousin, Florencio de Feci: "Why you needa the paper? Where isa your bidet?"
Do these colleagues across the aisle live in Canada? Do they go to a different high school and we wouldn't know them?
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Do these colleagues across the aisle live in Canada? Do they go to a different high school and we wouldn't know them?
Five days. It took only five days for Democrats to eat a shit sandwich after being offered Michelin-rated cuisine by their own voters.
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Five days. It took only five days for Democrats to eat a shit sandwich after being offered Michelin-rated cuisine by their own voters.
This dumb country gets dumber by the second.
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 AM
This dumb country gets dumber by the second.
...or housing the homeless? Governor? Anything on that?
Newsom: "Think about the state of mind of the VP. How do you square the circle when you go to a prayer breakfast? Old testament, new testament. What's the fundamental thing that connects John to Matthew to Proverbs? It's this notion of hunger, feeding the poor. It's central to advancing God's will."
November 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
...or housing the homeless? Governor? Anything on that?
I'm astounded by people who scream about the far left in America. My response is always, "I WISH we had a far left here."
This perfectly encapsulates how I feel living in the US. The republican party is an insane death cult, the democratic party is 3 corporations in a trench coat, and the "socialists" are just the completely normal left-wing capitalists you'd find in any of 2 dozen European nations.
Europeans recognize Zohran Mamdani’s supposedly radical policies as ‘normal’
Critics of New York City’s mayor-elect have said his pledges of free bus service and universal childcare are unrealistic, but in Europe it’s a given
www.theguardian.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I'm astounded by people who scream about the far left in America. My response is always, "I WISH we had a far left here."
This fucker doesn't get to take a victory lap!
Jeffries: "Abigail focused relentlessly on affordability and driving down the high cost of living in VA. Mikie Sherrill focused relentlessly on affordability & dealing with some of the escalating prices in NJ. And of course Zohran focused relentlessly on affordability. That's the connective tissue"
November 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
This fucker doesn't get to take a victory lap!
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A seeming bit of history tonight as Ghazala Hashmi becomes the first Asian American to win statewide office in Virginia - and the first Muslim woman to win statewide office *anywhere* in the United States.
November 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
A seeming bit of history tonight as Ghazala Hashmi becomes the first Asian American to win statewide office in Virginia - and the first Muslim woman to win statewide office *anywhere* in the United States.
@pixelatedty.bsky.social
Bill Ackman wants to use a new phrase, "Make New York Great Again." Or "MNYGA."
I'm dying.
Bill Ackman wants to use a new phrase, "Make New York Great Again." Or "MNYGA."
I'm dying.
November 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
@pixelatedty.bsky.social
Bill Ackman wants to use a new phrase, "Make New York Great Again." Or "MNYGA."
I'm dying.
Bill Ackman wants to use a new phrase, "Make New York Great Again." Or "MNYGA."
I'm dying.
I understand the way polling works, but does the AP really need to call a race when 40% of the vote is in? Maybe it's the 2000 presidential election nightmare still haunting me, but just let it play out for a while before you tell me who wins, okay?
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I understand the way polling works, but does the AP really need to call a race when 40% of the vote is in? Maybe it's the 2000 presidential election nightmare still haunting me, but just let it play out for a while before you tell me who wins, okay?
He was shot in the face by the ghost of an Iraqi child. Amazing.
Dick Cheney, one of the most powerful and polarizing vice presidents in US history, dies at 84
The hard-charging conservative became one of the most powerful and polarizing vice presidents and a leading advocate for the invasion of Iraq.
apnews.com
November 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
He was shot in the face by the ghost of an Iraqi child. Amazing.
I live on a timeline when Teen Vogue and People magazine are going at the establishment hard while CBS, CNN, and the NYT are jerking off the president.
November 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I live on a timeline when Teen Vogue and People magazine are going at the establishment hard while CBS, CNN, and the NYT are jerking off the president.
Can anybody please explain why I'm supposed to love this place? This place that so easily slips into chaos?
In Chicago, a woman was driving to get coffee when a DHS vehicle fleeing an angry crowd crashed into her car. Armed agents jumped out of the vehicle, yanked her door open, pulled her by the legs out of her car at gunpoint, held her incommunicado for hours, then released her with no charges.
November 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Can anybody please explain why I'm supposed to love this place? This place that so easily slips into chaos?
The party of "I'm sorry, baby, I promise I won't hit you again" is not your friend and they're not your ally. They might give strong assurances, but they're definitely going to hit you again.
If you're going to rely on "strong assurances" from Republicans then you're stupid and weak and you should resign.
There is only one path to getting Democratic assistance with anything: the House reopens, swears in Adelita Grijalva, then passes an acceptable budget.
thehill.com/homenews/sen...
There is only one path to getting Democratic assistance with anything: the House reopens, swears in Adelita Grijalva, then passes an acceptable budget.
thehill.com/homenews/sen...
November 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The party of "I'm sorry, baby, I promise I won't hit you again" is not your friend and they're not your ally. They might give strong assurances, but they're definitely going to hit you again.