Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷
@jacobgood.bsky.social
Former mathletic superstar and gifted child. Current schmuck.
Agronomist and aspiring author.
Views expressed are my own...and possibly of other people who agree with those expressed views.
Agronomist and aspiring author.
Views expressed are my own...and possibly of other people who agree with those expressed views.
Undiagnosed ADHD and a lot of mistakes.
November 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Undiagnosed ADHD and a lot of mistakes.
I think this is the pinnacle of a series that is all great.
November 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I think this is the pinnacle of a series that is all great.
A fairest autumn
Fairer than any other autumns
They say
Probably the fairest of all time
Nobody is talking about it
Fair isn't really fair though
The Democrats are so unfair to me
Witch hunts ruin the falling of leaves
Sad.
Fairer than any other autumns
They say
Probably the fairest of all time
Nobody is talking about it
Fair isn't really fair though
The Democrats are so unfair to me
Witch hunts ruin the falling of leaves
Sad.
November 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
A fairest autumn
Fairer than any other autumns
They say
Probably the fairest of all time
Nobody is talking about it
Fair isn't really fair though
The Democrats are so unfair to me
Witch hunts ruin the falling of leaves
Sad.
Fairer than any other autumns
They say
Probably the fairest of all time
Nobody is talking about it
Fair isn't really fair though
The Democrats are so unfair to me
Witch hunts ruin the falling of leaves
Sad.
The press are like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day, but they never actually understand Ned Ryerson.
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The press are like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day, but they never actually understand Ned Ryerson.
The people who are paid by tax dollars and receive free healthcare provided by the taxpayers are condemning socialism?
November 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The people who are paid by tax dollars and receive free healthcare provided by the taxpayers are condemning socialism?
No, Kalshi is the FBI director. You're thinking of Butternut Squash Cheerios.
November 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
No, Kalshi is the FBI director. You're thinking of Butternut Squash Cheerios.
"Ceci n'est pas une pipe."
ChatGPT: *explodes*
ChatGPT: *explodes*
November 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
"Ceci n'est pas une pipe."
ChatGPT: *explodes*
ChatGPT: *explodes*
"Every day we stray further from Saturn's light."
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
"Every day we stray further from Saturn's light."
The reporter should have replied with, "Quiet, piggy." I'm sure Leavitt would have respected that frankness.
November 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The reporter should have replied with, "Quiet, piggy." I'm sure Leavitt would have respected that frankness.
Guy Who Knows the Difference Between Types of Pedophiles for Some Reason: "Well actually..."
November 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Guy Who Knows the Difference Between Types of Pedophiles for Some Reason: "Well actually..."
"So I says to the dweeb, hey, why doncha give the bully your lunch money and then he will give you a knuckle sandwich and it'll all be fair and square, ya know? Let the markets decide, fellas."
November 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
"So I says to the dweeb, hey, why doncha give the bully your lunch money and then he will give you a knuckle sandwich and it'll all be fair and square, ya know? Let the markets decide, fellas."
My wife doesn't generally laugh out loud at much, even if she finds it funny, but she laughed harder than I've seen her laugh in ten years at "legs for feet sounds like a horror movie."
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
My wife doesn't generally laugh out loud at much, even if she finds it funny, but she laughed harder than I've seen her laugh in ten years at "legs for feet sounds like a horror movie."
It amazes me that his idea of a radical leftist is a centrist Democrat.
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It amazes me that his idea of a radical leftist is a centrist Democrat.
It's the "Thanks Obama" modernized.
November 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It's the "Thanks Obama" modernized.
"What if some of the pedophiles are Democrats, and thus useful to your cause?
"I guess we'll replace them with non-pedophiles who are useful to our cause. Was that a real question?"
"I guess we'll replace them with non-pedophiles who are useful to our cause. Was that a real question?"
November 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"What if some of the pedophiles are Democrats, and thus useful to your cause?
"I guess we'll replace them with non-pedophiles who are useful to our cause. Was that a real question?"
"I guess we'll replace them with non-pedophiles who are useful to our cause. Was that a real question?"
The only numbers would be 9 and 11. All math questions would be answered with "Jesus." Soldiers would cry bald eagles every 911th of July.
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The only numbers would be 9 and 11. All math questions would be answered with "Jesus." Soldiers would cry bald eagles every 911th of July.
They should redo it when Jamie Lee Curtis is 110 and Lindsey Lohan is 82. Just an hour and forty minutes of them yelling at each other from the wrong wheelchair.
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
They should redo it when Jamie Lee Curtis is 110 and Lindsey Lohan is 82. Just an hour and forty minutes of them yelling at each other from the wrong wheelchair.
Well yeah, because my mouth also has ADHD. You can tell by all the dumb words that won't stop flying out of it.
November 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Well yeah, because my mouth also has ADHD. You can tell by all the dumb words that won't stop flying out of it.
"You can't arrest me for shooting that guy in the face! He had a history of plaque psoriasis!"
November 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
"You can't arrest me for shooting that guy in the face! He had a history of plaque psoriasis!"
"Good news, I changed it to Encyclopedia Galactica and then to X+. I'm so smart."
November 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"Good news, I changed it to Encyclopedia Galactica and then to X+. I'm so smart."
Is it too late to take that offer? Because I would like to be born in the Hamptons, please. I don't know what salmon shorts would look like on me, but I'll give it a whirl.
November 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Is it too late to take that offer? Because I would like to be born in the Hamptons, please. I don't know what salmon shorts would look like on me, but I'll give it a whirl.
While standing with the killer for pictures before signing a deal to give the killer more weapons.
November 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
While standing with the killer for pictures before signing a deal to give the killer more weapons.
Mackenzie Scott gave two billion to non-profits last year. Why the article about this entitled babyman?
November 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Mackenzie Scott gave two billion to non-profits last year. Why the article about this entitled babyman?