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Jacob Allen
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Christian | Texan | Dallas sports fan | a pearl snap poet with bad tattoos
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But, and hear me out, what if it actually is exactly what it looks like?
November 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
"This Bureau of Labor Statistics report is brought to you in part by DoorDash, use code Trump2028 for 10% off your next order"
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
✅️ Fire Nico
🔳 Sell the team
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I'll be honest, I wasn't expecting a speech from Jeff Foxworthy to hit like that. Idk why I clicked that YouTube video, but I highly recommend giving it a few minutes of your time.

youtu.be/dYT5gE95pdc?...
What Changed My Heart About Homelessness
YouTube video by Jeff Foxworthy
youtu.be
October 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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“Christians should take a stronger stand in favor of the weak rather than considering first the possible right of the strong."

~Dietrich Bonhoeffer
October 17, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Please listen carefully. Not illegal immigrants. Foreign born.

This is about nativity. Not rule of law.
October 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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it’s all just a grift
October 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Like there can't be that many more people that are more unlikeable than Zach Bryan
First it was Dave Portnoy, then Gavin Adcock, and now ICE. Can yall please stop making me take Zach Bryan's side?
October 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
First it was Dave Portnoy, then Gavin Adcock, and now ICE. Can yall please stop making me take Zach Bryan's side?
October 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Thirty paintings created by the bushy-haired, soft-spoken Bob Ross will soon be up for auction to defray the costs of programming for small and rural public television stations suffering under cuts in federal funding. https://to.pbs.org/4nEQMrw
Bob Ross paintings to be auctioned to support public TV stations after federal funding cuts
All profits will help public TV stations with licensing fees for popular programs that include "The Best of Joy of Painting" and "America's Test Kitchen."
www.pbs.org
October 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
There seems to be this idea on here that most of the generals in that room today aren't in line with Trump. I'm not so sure that's a safe assumption.
September 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Hegseth fires general officers and JAGs, cracks down on dissenting views in military, orders killing civilians at sea without legal rationale, calls generals to Quantico to demand loyalty.

Trump deploys troops to U.S. cities.

"What are Trump and Hegseth up to? It's a mystery!"
September 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Wow. Let’s not blow past this. The administrator of the ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION AGENCY says that climate change is a hoax/con job.
KILMEADE: The president says climate change is a hoax, it's a con job. Where do you fall on this?

EPA ADMINISTRATION LEE ZELDIN: The president is absolutely right
September 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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If we don't reckon with how deeply ingrained the Reformed Christian Nationalists are into Very Online / edgelord culture, we won't understand how they operate, and why straightforward critiques will always be met with lulz

It's a self-propagating, buffered community that feeds on transgressive
September 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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WOW. The lead plaintiff is a Latino man who's been here legally for 24 years. He was grabbed off the street by plainclothes federal agents who didn't even ASK about his status.

He was detained overnight and only released once a supervisor realized he had been illegally arrested.
September 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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We have arrived at a place where White Christian supremacy is more mainstream than not.
September 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Philippians 1:18

What does it matter? Just this, that Christ is proclaimed in every way, whether out of false motives or true, and in that I rejoice.
September 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Today’s 1st reading is tragically fitting 😔

When a nation’s economy is driven by the pursuit of individual wealth, the vulnerable become its prey
September 21, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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hey so this is insane
September 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Some killings you're allowed to joke about.
Vance on Trump's strikes on boats: "I wouldn't go fishing right now in that area of the world."
September 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
September 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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“Our employers told us it was ok… I will never visit 🇺🇸 again. It feels good to be free.”

Hundreds of South Korean workers detained in shackles landed home, met by family who tearfully hugged them.

Arrested building a factory to employ thousands. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/12/w...
September 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM