Jacob Allen
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Jacob Allen
@jacobgallen.bsky.social
Christian | Texan | Dallas sports fan | a pearl snap poet with bad tattoos
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You think this is slicked back?!
October 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
"Pesophile": a lover of Mexico's currency. Like the Mexican version of Scrooge McDuck would be a pesophile
October 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
While still an annoying post because our government officials are only worried about trolling on social media, this particular tweet is directed at Zach Bryan and referencing his song Revival because he recently released a portion of a song that is negative towards ICE.
October 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I like to imagine some agents volunteered and were told they're not beefy enough
October 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I think they just dont plan on allowing the power to flip
September 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM