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Jacob M
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Dipshit leftist whose life is in disarray, or to put it in shorter terms, a wannabe writer. Talks way too much about movies
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“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”

Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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April 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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The only people who act like this don't watch sports and have never played a sport in their lives. These are the biggest wet bitches, the whiny fucks who would get their shit wrecked if just one person were to haul off on them
December 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The final scene in this movie had my girlfriend and I crying so hard we were barely able to keep it from being vocal when we saw it in the theater! Great movie and a great book, too! Check both out
A walloping nightmare of a coming-of-age crime story. The film has no qualms about putting its preteen heroine through more extreme trauma than a lifetime of therapy could ever hope to heal. Ana Sophia Heger is remarkable in the role, projecting both inner strength and premature world weariness.
December 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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A walloping nightmare of a coming-of-age crime story. The film has no qualms about putting its preteen heroine through more extreme trauma than a lifetime of therapy could ever hope to heal. Ana Sophia Heger is remarkable in the role, projecting both inner strength and premature world weariness.
December 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Lawmakers and bible thumpers don't want you to understand the people they're demonizing are doing more good for society than they ever would
Tatas for Toys benefit has made it rain $183,000 over the past 14 years.
Strippers Are Now No. 1 Donor of Toys to Children’s Hospital
Rachel Saslow
www.wweek.com
December 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Very glad that coke didn’t have fentanyl in it back in my days. It also didn’t usually have much cocaine in it either though so pluses and minuses.
December 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Sam Altman seems like such a subnormal that his dumb toy IS probably better than him at parenting, in the sense that a wire hanger would be a better parent than Joan Crawford.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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This is incredible.
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Love this movie so much! It’s ridiculous and awesome
#Rewatched I Come In Peace aka Dark Angel (1990) - CHRISTMAS MOVIE #4

There’s a ton of white powder in this Christmas movie but it ain’t snow. Instead we get a drug-dealing Predator/Terminator knockoff fighting Dolph with deadly flying CDs and a Scorpion-style drug injector and it is AWESOME.
December 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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fallon is like the worst human being breathing that isn't a billionaire or directly involved in the trump administration or actual genocide right now, a loogie hawked onto the sidewalk given a grasping, snivelling will to paw whining at the cuffs of power. he makes jay leno look like a colossus
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.
Torture Techniques from CIA Black Sites Were Used at Alligator Alcatraz
Amnesty International, interviewing migrant detainees, identifies use of the confinement box. There can be no denying it is a torture prison
www.forever-wars.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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This guy is a home run hitter. Everyone saw him in The Wire and then in Creed and Black Panther in popcorn stuff, but he also wrecked shop on FNL and Fruitvale Station doing heavy emotional lift and put on performances with such incredible depth at a young age. He's just getting started.
Michael B. Jordan is officially a first-time Golden Globes nominee for ‘Sinners.’
December 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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i’m so happy for him
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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I struggle with what most people struggle with in Trader Joe’s

My intentions are good… but i always leave with 3 Sumatran hot sauces a bag of grapes and some cheese
December 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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i can’t stop laughing at this fucking video
In line for the TSA behind this guy
December 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Even looking at this cover makes me want to kms (in jest of course). Can’t wait to hear your episode on it!
December 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Reminds me of that OSS movie with Jean Dujardin, where the spy is making out with the girl on the bed, the camera goes up to the mirror faking the fade out, then goes back to the couple on the bed looking ridiculous, then quickly pans back up before cutting to the next scene. So funny
It’s the first show I’ve seen where a sex scene fades to black then fades in again and they are still going at it
December 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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From this day forward I will respond to all criticism with a photo of myself as a baby or toddler. If I can work a kitten or puppy in I will, to the best of my ability.
No screenshot of that original paragraph is complete without the visual that comes immediately after
December 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Counterpoint: have a fucking extra cookie- life is short and this guy is your boss
NEW: Dr. Oz is quite literally telling his federal employees to eat less.

“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services employees.
Dr. Oz Tells His Federal Employees to Eat Less
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services staffers.
www.wired.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Has there ever been a better use case for this?
December 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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