Jacob M
@jacobcm.bsky.social
Dipshit leftist whose life is in disarray, or to put it in shorter terms, a wannabe writer. Talks way too much about movies
Wow check out what happens when you try to save the embedded pic lol
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Wow check out what happens when you try to save the embedded pic lol
Indy, but also consider
July 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Indy, but also consider
If this is true, then maybe knock it off with this bullshit! Coward!
June 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
If this is true, then maybe knock it off with this bullshit! Coward!
But it’s ok because Adam Schiff made a stern face
February 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
But it’s ok because Adam Schiff made a stern face
What’s that term when they cast a white person for a person of color? Why they gotta do that for Carmen Sandiego??
January 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
What’s that term when they cast a white person for a person of color? Why they gotta do that for Carmen Sandiego??
My brother sent this to me other brother and I in a group chat
November 24, 2024 at 5:00 AM
My brother sent this to me other brother and I in a group chat
Many years ago Kellogg asked us a question that would become more important with time. “What team are you on?”
November 20, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Many years ago Kellogg asked us a question that would become more important with time. “What team are you on?”
Men only want (to know) one thing. And it’s disgusting
November 18, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Men only want (to know) one thing. And it’s disgusting
Here’s my boy Dash, giving his best smile
November 2, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Here’s my boy Dash, giving his best smile
They need to stop using voice to text tech for subtitles. What is this bullshit? I mean, don’t get me wrong, Yaphet Kotto has a bit of a mushy voice with certain phrases, but he clearly says since the Orioles were sweeping the Dodgers.
![A computer mishears Yaphet Kotto making the subtitle almost completely incomprehensible with the transcription “since the [indistinct] were sweeping the [indistinct]”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wqlwy4hl6ud37d35ywtlzovp/bafkreiewqdmlpnitf7bhuz24h556rij5x7xxzirdpj4rjllogppayloz5a@jpeg)
September 9, 2024 at 5:23 AM
They need to stop using voice to text tech for subtitles. What is this bullshit? I mean, don’t get me wrong, Yaphet Kotto has a bit of a mushy voice with certain phrases, but he clearly says since the Orioles were sweeping the Dodgers.
Somebody on Twitter used this photo for Joe Rogan’s new special. Needs to be here. Fuckin minion ass mother fucker
August 4, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Somebody on Twitter used this photo for Joe Rogan’s new special. Needs to be here. Fuckin minion ass mother fucker
Anytime someone brings up Newt I’m reminded of his wife’s bonkers photo touch ups she does for their photos together. Like this one where she touches the shit up on her face but does jack shit for his. Cracks me up every time
January 22, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Anytime someone brings up Newt I’m reminded of his wife’s bonkers photo touch ups she does for their photos together. Like this one where she touches the shit up on her face but does jack shit for his. Cracks me up every time
One of the most entertaining books I’ve ever read, simultaneously a biographical portrait of a real person mixed with thriller involving the President of the United States. Incredible
January 2, 2024 at 6:00 AM
One of the most entertaining books I’ve ever read, simultaneously a biographical portrait of a real person mixed with thriller involving the President of the United States. Incredible
Would men (me) rather read Candide than do therapy? Yes
December 8, 2023 at 2:51 AM
Would men (me) rather read Candide than do therapy? Yes
Just finished this book by @sgj.bsky.social and I’m completely wrecked! Goddamn this is some beautiful horror!
December 5, 2023 at 4:54 AM
Just finished this book by @sgj.bsky.social and I’m completely wrecked! Goddamn this is some beautiful horror!