Jack Walsh
@jackwaltimore.bsky.social
Despair would be appropriate in principle, but it is pointless in practice.
All quotations are fraudulent and/or actionably libelous (unless otherwise indicated by the context).
All quotations are fraudulent and/or actionably libelous (unless otherwise indicated by the context).
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every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
Latinos are going to remember that they're being hunted because it will still be happening. Everyone will vaguely remember prices being much lower in a way that will fill them with incandescent rage.
Democratic capitulation on the October-November '25 shutdown? Bitch please.
Democratic capitulation on the October-November '25 shutdown? Bitch please.
one of the weirdest things that people believe on a website where the collective mood changes every thirty-six hours is that events completely unknown to 60% of the population, where 90% have the facts wrong, will have persistent effects eighteen months later
November 11, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Latinos are going to remember that they're being hunted because it will still be happening. Everyone will vaguely remember prices being much lower in a way that will fill them with incandescent rage.
Democratic capitulation on the October-November '25 shutdown? Bitch please.
Democratic capitulation on the October-November '25 shutdown? Bitch please.
Any of you nerds know a book that really colors in the later New Kingdom, specifically the vibes between Upper and Lower Egypt and the deal with the priesthoods?
I need to get back to the great project and I need some real color that I believe in to get to cruising altitude aka the Bible.
I need to get back to the great project and I need some real color that I believe in to get to cruising altitude aka the Bible.
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Any of you nerds know a book that really colors in the later New Kingdom, specifically the vibes between Upper and Lower Egypt and the deal with the priesthoods?
I need to get back to the great project and I need some real color that I believe in to get to cruising altitude aka the Bible.
I need to get back to the great project and I need some real color that I believe in to get to cruising altitude aka the Bible.
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It is true that Trump does not like war, if war is organized state violence for achieving political goals.
Trump loves wanton murder, because he is a psychopath, and because it gives him sexual pleasure.
Trump loves wanton murder, because he is a psychopath, and because it gives him sexual pleasure.
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It is true that Trump does not like war, if war is organized state violence for achieving political goals.
Trump loves wanton murder, because he is a psychopath, and because it gives him sexual pleasure.
Trump loves wanton murder, because he is a psychopath, and because it gives him sexual pleasure.
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*deep breath*
Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 y
Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 y
November 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
*deep breath*
Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 y
Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 y
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this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
Why does this quote have this chyron?
Trump on Ilhan Omar: "I look at somebody who comes from Somalia...and she comes in and tells us how to run our country. 'The Constitution says this, the Constitution says that.' The whole thing is crazy."
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Why does this quote have this chyron?
I started handymanning with a Ryobi drill, which is like your lawyer pulling up in a 2018 Civic. "Oh, he sucks at being a lawyer if he drives that. I'm gonna lose."
Then I saw various Hispanic men at the DeWalt screw demo station at Lowes with lust in their eyes, and I got myself a Benz.
Then I saw various Hispanic men at the DeWalt screw demo station at Lowes with lust in their eyes, and I got myself a Benz.
if anybody needs to borrow the postholer let me know. it's not a very big one, but it was cheaper to buy a battery powered postholer than to rent a gas one for a day, three years ago, so i've got a ryobi battery postholer in the woodloft.
solving the male lonliness crisis by inviting random people over to help me use the postholer
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I started handymanning with a Ryobi drill, which is like your lawyer pulling up in a 2018 Civic. "Oh, he sucks at being a lawyer if he drives that. I'm gonna lose."
Then I saw various Hispanic men at the DeWalt screw demo station at Lowes with lust in their eyes, and I got myself a Benz.
Then I saw various Hispanic men at the DeWalt screw demo station at Lowes with lust in their eyes, and I got myself a Benz.
Can they negotiate for insurance that will pay for Zepbound if you have single-digit body fat?
Her cheekbones look like they're gonna slice through her skin.
Her cheekbones look like they're gonna slice through her skin.
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Can they negotiate for insurance that will pay for Zepbound if you have single-digit body fat?
Her cheekbones look like they're gonna slice through her skin.
Her cheekbones look like they're gonna slice through her skin.
This is what happened to Jussie Smollett.
Trump: "You have people in Chicago, beautiful Black women wearing a MAGA hat, red MAGA hat -- 'please come Mr Trump, president' -- they call me president, they call me mister, they can call me whatever they want. 'Please come President Trump, please come.' They're begging us to come."
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
This is what happened to Jussie Smollett.
Okay, Christmas Light Installation Pimp is definitely on Reddit as the latest grindset douche fad this year.
People keep trying to hire me to their "businesses" that have no installers yet and asking me to explain how to give quotes to customers.
People keep trying to hire me to their "businesses" that have no installers yet and asking me to explain how to give quotes to customers.
November 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Okay, Christmas Light Installation Pimp is definitely on Reddit as the latest grindset douche fad this year.
People keep trying to hire me to their "businesses" that have no installers yet and asking me to explain how to give quotes to customers.
People keep trying to hire me to their "businesses" that have no installers yet and asking me to explain how to give quotes to customers.
Is this just to make the housing indentures sound better?
A 15 year loan on a depreciating asset that will only be on the road that long if it is resold to a very motivated Central American man, and you're trying to deport all of those. Sure.
A 15 year loan on a depreciating asset that will only be on the road that long if it is resold to a very motivated Central American man, and you're trying to deport all of those. Sure.
The US Trump Administration is reportedly working on 15 year car loans.
US President Donald Trump also posted yesterday regarding allowing 50 year mortgages.
US President Donald Trump also posted yesterday regarding allowing 50 year mortgages.
November 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Is this just to make the housing indentures sound better?
A 15 year loan on a depreciating asset that will only be on the road that long if it is resold to a very motivated Central American man, and you're trying to deport all of those. Sure.
A 15 year loan on a depreciating asset that will only be on the road that long if it is resold to a very motivated Central American man, and you're trying to deport all of those. Sure.
I love that it's basically the standard interpretation of an obese European monarch's neck.
Loving the naked affront to the law and the republican character of the nation somewhat less.
Loving the naked affront to the law and the republican character of the nation somewhat less.
people.com/donald-trump... I just knew this was coming. And if you think this doesn’t end with a massive gold trump statue in DC you’re not paying attention
Donald Trump Is Putting His Face on Both Sides of a New Coin. U.S. Treasury Reveals 'First Drafts'
The U.S. Treasury revealed the draft of a $1 coin featuring President Donald Trump on both sides.
people.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I love that it's basically the standard interpretation of an obese European monarch's neck.
Loving the naked affront to the law and the republican character of the nation somewhat less.
Loving the naked affront to the law and the republican character of the nation somewhat less.
Does anyone in LA want an affordably priced cabinet for their bathroom (or wherever) with huge-ass 33x52" shaker doors that I bought a whole fucking sheet of plywood for and still managed to cut 6 inches too short?
You'll get it for "buying out distressed debt" prices.
You'll get it for "buying out distressed debt" prices.
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Does anyone in LA want an affordably priced cabinet for their bathroom (or wherever) with huge-ass 33x52" shaker doors that I bought a whole fucking sheet of plywood for and still managed to cut 6 inches too short?
You'll get it for "buying out distressed debt" prices.
You'll get it for "buying out distressed debt" prices.
CBP really is an extension of the "incredibly limited bench that is willing to do anything" dynamic of the Trump White House.
Wherever Greg Bovino goes, CBP officers will act with unchecked, gleeful brutality. But they only have the one Waffen-SS division to deploy at any given time.
Wherever Greg Bovino goes, CBP officers will act with unchecked, gleeful brutality. But they only have the one Waffen-SS division to deploy at any given time.
November 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
CBP really is an extension of the "incredibly limited bench that is willing to do anything" dynamic of the Trump White House.
Wherever Greg Bovino goes, CBP officers will act with unchecked, gleeful brutality. But they only have the one Waffen-SS division to deploy at any given time.
Wherever Greg Bovino goes, CBP officers will act with unchecked, gleeful brutality. But they only have the one Waffen-SS division to deploy at any given time.
I think we should all bear in mind that we caused enough stress to kill him some more, and more opportunities to dislodge his weakening grip on this mortal coil are forthcoming.
November 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I think we should all bear in mind that we caused enough stress to kill him some more, and more opportunities to dislodge his weakening grip on this mortal coil are forthcoming.
Dick Durbin once called my dad an idiot in a letter for publicly stating that the increase in capital requirements for banks after the Great Recession was a politically-motivated overcorrection.
I don't predict too many respected voices in finance quietly thanking you for this bullshit, Dick.
I don't predict too many respected voices in finance quietly thanking you for this bullshit, Dick.
Whoa -- Sen. Durbin went to up Leader Thune during the vote last night to tell him that on the shutdown vote and ACA promise that "8 of us are sticking our neck out that you're going to keep your word. I hope you will. He said 'I assure you I will,'" Durbin says just now
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Dick Durbin once called my dad an idiot in a letter for publicly stating that the increase in capital requirements for banks after the Great Recession was a politically-motivated overcorrection.
I don't predict too many respected voices in finance quietly thanking you for this bullshit, Dick.
I don't predict too many respected voices in finance quietly thanking you for this bullshit, Dick.
"We only do understated plastic surgery in DC, this goes against everything we stand for" is sending me.
So which one of you fucks did Biden's facelift, then?
So which one of you fucks did Biden's facelift, then?
someone's already writing a take about how making light of this offends the vast majority of americans who aspire to look like their faces were rendered using the super fx chip
D.C. plastic surgeons see surge in "Mar‑a‑Lago face" requests from Trump insiders
"[They] want to look like they had something done."
www.axios.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"We only do understated plastic surgery in DC, this goes against everything we stand for" is sending me.
So which one of you fucks did Biden's facelift, then?
So which one of you fucks did Biden's facelift, then?
I wrote a screenplay about a bi guy who worked for an HRC stand-in and his engagement to a woman becomes a national controversy in the third act, which centered around their campaign to make Louisiana the first Southern state to legalize gay marriage.
Obergefell was 5 months after the first draft.
Obergefell was 5 months after the first draft.
It's hard to describe how quick and seismic the win on gay rights was. Like, I was an adult when WJC signed Defense of Marriage and I watched from there to Obergefell to teenagers being out in a small-town high school in the South. It was a sea change and it happened *fast.*
November 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I wrote a screenplay about a bi guy who worked for an HRC stand-in and his engagement to a woman becomes a national controversy in the third act, which centered around their campaign to make Louisiana the first Southern state to legalize gay marriage.
Obergefell was 5 months after the first draft.
Obergefell was 5 months after the first draft.
I caught a lot of snide remarks last night about my naivete for believing that Trump wouldn't get the credit for "saving SNAP"
They said no to him and he can't tolerate it, even on a moot point, even at political cost to himself.
They said no to him and he can't tolerate it, even on a moot point, even at political cost to himself.
The Trump administration on Monday said it still wants the Supreme Court to block lower court decisions requiring it to pay full food assistance benefits to about 42 million Americans who rely on the nation’s largest anti-hunger program.
Trump administration wants Supreme Court to intervene in SNAP fight again
The battle over funding for the nation’s largest anti-hunger program has left millions wondering how they will afford food.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I caught a lot of snide remarks last night about my naivete for believing that Trump wouldn't get the credit for "saving SNAP"
They said no to him and he can't tolerate it, even on a moot point, even at political cost to himself.
They said no to him and he can't tolerate it, even on a moot point, even at political cost to himself.
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All judgments of the effectiveness of midterms strategy must be considered in the context of Trump doing a YMCA dance party while under federal indictment & winning the popular vote
Yes - this is a loss because Democrats have now signed on to ACA cuts as a complicit party and once again made it a less effective issue for the mid terms
From that perspective, this would be a failure, right? Because the Dems lose the narrative that they did everything to stand in the way of ACA cuts.
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
All judgments of the effectiveness of midterms strategy must be considered in the context of Trump doing a YMCA dance party while under federal indictment & winning the popular vote
Okay, the way the folders are presenting it is undercutting my own rationale for resigned acceptance and now they're really pissing me off.
The Republicans were deliberately starving children! Say that!
The Republicans were deliberately starving children! Say that!
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Okay, the way the folders are presenting it is undercutting my own rationale for resigned acceptance and now they're really pissing me off.
The Republicans were deliberately starving children! Say that!
The Republicans were deliberately starving children! Say that!
This really pisses me off mainly because I never broke faith with that rack for even an instant.
And social distancing? Really?
And social distancing? Really?
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
This really pisses me off mainly because I never broke faith with that rack for even an instant.
And social distancing? Really?
And social distancing? Really?
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Kamala Harris tried to lynch herself?
Michael Prescott was ‘“shocked” that after an hour-long Panorama documentary dealing with Trump and the January 6 insurgency, there was no “similar, balancing” programme about Kamala Harris.’
More read about the machinations between the BBC resignations, the more worrying it becomes
More read about the machinations between the BBC resignations, the more worrying it becomes
The departure of Tim Davie and Deborah Turness means the BBC is leaderless when it needs leadership more than ever. Where are the people at the head of the BBC standing up for it?
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
November 10, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Kamala Harris tried to lynch herself?