Jack Walsh
@jackwaltimore.bsky.social
Despair would be appropriate in principle, but it is pointless in practice.
All quotations are fraudulent and/or actionably libelous (unless otherwise indicated by the context).
All quotations are fraudulent and/or actionably libelous (unless otherwise indicated by the context).
I'm not sure if this guy is signing my death warrant here, but I still feel like I should ask for a consulting fee.
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I'm not sure if this guy is signing my death warrant here, but I still feel like I should ask for a consulting fee.
No one is going to give a fuck how smart you are unless you know how to sell it socially.
It actually guarantees worse outcomes at a certain point.
It actually guarantees worse outcomes at a certain point.
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
No one is going to give a fuck how smart you are unless you know how to sell it socially.
It actually guarantees worse outcomes at a certain point.
It actually guarantees worse outcomes at a certain point.
Fuck it, let's roll the tape.
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Fuck it, let's roll the tape.
"I'm sorry, never? Son, do you want to die?"
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
"I'm sorry, never? Son, do you want to die?"
Go fuck yourself, Hunter. As hard as you can.
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Go fuck yourself, Hunter. As hard as you can.
"There is no incentive for virtuous behavior, but I expect virtue nonetheless"
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 AM
"There is no incentive for virtuous behavior, but I expect virtue nonetheless"
"Oh, and that's a bad miss"
November 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
"Oh, and that's a bad miss"
To the extent that's true of Kurt, it's also true of Bob Dylan, and why'd you have to specify the front man of Nirvana for musical talentlessness? Hmmmm?
(I shot this with my phone a few weeks ago and I'd like another opportunity to brag that this actually happened.)
(I shot this with my phone a few weeks ago and I'd like another opportunity to brag that this actually happened.)
November 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
To the extent that's true of Kurt, it's also true of Bob Dylan, and why'd you have to specify the front man of Nirvana for musical talentlessness? Hmmmm?
(I shot this with my phone a few weeks ago and I'd like another opportunity to brag that this actually happened.)
(I shot this with my phone a few weeks ago and I'd like another opportunity to brag that this actually happened.)
As I gain ever more respect for China's manufacturing prowess (and willingness to survive as a nation) I remain endlessly delighted by the constitutional inability of native Chinese speakers to name their businesses in a way that could possibly appeal to anyone in the English-speaking world.
November 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
As I gain ever more respect for China's manufacturing prowess (and willingness to survive as a nation) I remain endlessly delighted by the constitutional inability of native Chinese speakers to name their businesses in a way that could possibly appeal to anyone in the English-speaking world.
New dust collector, dust filter, and automatic starter switch. $300 to an American company that manufactures in China. I can now work more hours in my shop without pissing off my downstairs neighbor, at rich-world labor rates.
And some company in China is getting a shit margin out of this.
And some company in China is getting a shit margin out of this.
November 7, 2025 at 8:06 AM
New dust collector, dust filter, and automatic starter switch. $300 to an American company that manufactures in China. I can now work more hours in my shop without pissing off my downstairs neighbor, at rich-world labor rates.
And some company in China is getting a shit margin out of this.
And some company in China is getting a shit margin out of this.
The path dependency of non-comprehension is truly one of God's miracles.
November 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The path dependency of non-comprehension is truly one of God's miracles.
Is this what looking at Cthulhu is supposed to feel like? I feel like what I am currently experiencing closely matches the description.
November 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Is this what looking at Cthulhu is supposed to feel like? I feel like what I am currently experiencing closely matches the description.
This costume is frankly kind of a wasted opportunity, but I get that she's cross-pressured after Beetlejuice.
November 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
This costume is frankly kind of a wasted opportunity, but I get that she's cross-pressured after Beetlejuice.
A great joy of the past day has been watching D&T feeling himself this hard (with Jamelle's assist) as a customer and one-time sorta-collaborator.
November 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
A great joy of the past day has been watching D&T feeling himself this hard (with Jamelle's assist) as a customer and one-time sorta-collaborator.
Fun fact: California does automatic license renewals when they're booking you for a DWI.
November 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Fun fact: California does automatic license renewals when they're booking you for a DWI.