Neon Genesis Evan Fournier
@itsjayrome.bsky.social
Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike.
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A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
February 8, 2026 at 5:06 AM
A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
My favorite Celtics subplot is how fans argued over Tatum vs Brown for 8 years and when the season looks doomed w/o Tatum they're cooking teams with... Payton Pritchard lol
February 7, 2026 at 3:15 AM
My favorite Celtics subplot is how fans argued over Tatum vs Brown for 8 years and when the season looks doomed w/o Tatum they're cooking teams with... Payton Pritchard lol
Idk why Baylor reminds me of Marcus but I think he leads the team in dawg/48 minutes
February 7, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Idk why Baylor reminds me of Marcus but I think he leads the team in dawg/48 minutes
Need Vuc and Baylor and Hugo and some energy on the floor
February 7, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Need Vuc and Baylor and Hugo and some energy on the floor
There is literally no crowd that sounds like the TD Garden when they smell blood. It's not just cheering but a threatening roar after a timeout call
February 7, 2026 at 2:22 AM
There is literally no crowd that sounds like the TD Garden when they smell blood. It's not just cheering but a threatening roar after a timeout call
I always complain about Neemy so whatever but this matchup in particular seems pretty bad
February 7, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I always complain about Neemy so whatever but this matchup in particular seems pretty bad
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not to brag or anything but i never thought fake internet money you cant use anywhere was a good investment
February 6, 2026 at 12:35 PM
not to brag or anything but i never thought fake internet money you cant use anywhere was a good investment
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Alperen Sen-gone
February 5, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Alperen Sen-gone
Classic Ime getting tossed even with his team getting the most outrageous whistle
February 5, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Classic Ime getting tossed even with his team getting the most outrageous whistle
Ime and Joe are going to end this game with 16 unused timeouts
February 5, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Ime and Joe are going to end this game with 16 unused timeouts
Chuck Schumer cooking up a speech right now that you need a body cam to go to Epstein Island
February 4, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Chuck Schumer cooking up a speech right now that you need a body cam to go to Epstein Island
I'm like 71% sure this is Vucs face photoshopped straight onto KPs body and then made him wider
The Boston Celtics land their new center at this week's trade deadline:
February 3, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I'm like 71% sure this is Vucs face photoshopped straight onto KPs body and then made him wider
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Incrementalists take it on the chin again. This is why they hate Mamdani. He's giving up the game that people in power HAVE POWER and don't solely exist to beg you for $5 every day. He's ruining the Democratic Party by showing voters that they have the power to do stuff instead of crouching in fear
Incredible contrast between this and Keir Starmer running a delivery driver over
Mamdani Forces Delivery Apps to Pay Back $4.6 Million Cheated From Drivers
New York City's new mayor, Zohran Mamdani, has already scored a major win for deliveristas working for three delivery giants.
futurism.com
February 2, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Incrementalists take it on the chin again. This is why they hate Mamdani. He's giving up the game that people in power HAVE POWER and don't solely exist to beg you for $5 every day. He's ruining the Democratic Party by showing voters that they have the power to do stuff instead of crouching in fear
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On one side stand the handful of rich blood-suckers. They have seized the factories and mills, the tools and machinery, have turned millions of acres of land…into their private property. They have made the government and the army their servants, faithful watchdogs of the wealth they have amassed.
January 22, 2026 at 5:25 PM
On one side stand the handful of rich blood-suckers. They have seized the factories and mills, the tools and machinery, have turned millions of acres of land…into their private property. They have made the government and the army their servants, faithful watchdogs of the wealth they have amassed.
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It's pretty amazing to me the amount of shit that apparently you can Just Do as an NYC mayor. It makes basically every other American politician look like an incompetent loser.
What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
Incredible contrast between this and Keir Starmer running a delivery driver over
Mamdani Forces Delivery Apps to Pay Back $4.6 Million Cheated From Drivers
New York City's new mayor, Zohran Mamdani, has already scored a major win for deliveristas working for three delivery giants.
futurism.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:58 AM
It's pretty amazing to me the amount of shit that apparently you can Just Do as an NYC mayor. It makes basically every other American politician look like an incompetent loser.
What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
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Personally, I think that anyone who was sending friendly emails back and forth with Jeffrey Epstein or attending events with him post-2008 should be thrown into an active volcano.
January 31, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Personally, I think that anyone who was sending friendly emails back and forth with Jeffrey Epstein or attending events with him post-2008 should be thrown into an active volcano.
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Conspiracy theorists thought the rich were using phrases like "cheese pizza" to disguise their deprived sex acts but all this time they were just emailing "yo Jeff, got any space on KidFuck Island this weekend?"
January 31, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Conspiracy theorists thought the rich were using phrases like "cheese pizza" to disguise their deprived sex acts but all this time they were just emailing "yo Jeff, got any space on KidFuck Island this weekend?"
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The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.
January 29, 2026 at 8:14 PM
The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.
Tatum making that announcement the same day we get all the speculation that he "leaked" his return window isn't fooling me, sorry JT. Already seen Gordon Hayward try to pull this once before
January 29, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Tatum making that announcement the same day we get all the speculation that he "leaked" his return window isn't fooling me, sorry JT. Already seen Gordon Hayward try to pull this once before
The dawgs lineup is so good every time
January 29, 2026 at 2:05 AM
The dawgs lineup is so good every time
Vote blue no matter who the goon squads are answering to
SCHUMER says Democrats are “united” behind three DHS reforms
1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.
2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.
3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.
2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.
3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
January 29, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Vote blue no matter who the goon squads are answering to
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ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike.
YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.
YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.
January 27, 2026 at 7:31 AM
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike.
YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.
YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.