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@itsdvw.bsky.social
Mid 30s ADHD computer programmer. Nerd. White. Enby (they/them).
I reject my hormones and substitute my own.
If you follow me without so much as liking a post of mine I will assume you're a bot and block you.
I reject my hormones and substitute my own.
If you follow me without so much as liking a post of mine I will assume you're a bot and block you.
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The International Association for Cryptologic Research has discovered that key management remains the greatest unsolved problem in cryptography
November 21, 2025 at 5:48 AM
The International Association for Cryptologic Research has discovered that key management remains the greatest unsolved problem in cryptography
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Studies supporting that dogs have never been fed in their whole lives ever have been ignored by authorities
November 20, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Studies supporting that dogs have never been fed in their whole lives ever have been ignored by authorities
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Yeah, I got ADHD
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November 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Yeah, I got ADHD
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I actually take issue with Bernie’s insistence on calling the US an “oligarchy”.
Because when you have a class of landlords who inherit all their wealth, own all the land, and a small handful of powerful families keep ruling the country, that’s actually an “aristocracy.”
Because when you have a class of landlords who inherit all their wealth, own all the land, and a small handful of powerful families keep ruling the country, that’s actually an “aristocracy.”
November 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I actually take issue with Bernie’s insistence on calling the US an “oligarchy”.
Because when you have a class of landlords who inherit all their wealth, own all the land, and a small handful of powerful families keep ruling the country, that’s actually an “aristocracy.”
Because when you have a class of landlords who inherit all their wealth, own all the land, and a small handful of powerful families keep ruling the country, that’s actually an “aristocracy.”
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[shit rpg designer voice] yeah so this character option is deliberately worse at everything that you usually do in the game, but gets a HUGE bonus to haggling. The haggling mechanic we dedicate precisely one paragraph to in the rulebook. Most merchants don't haggle btw.
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
[shit rpg designer voice] yeah so this character option is deliberately worse at everything that you usually do in the game, but gets a HUGE bonus to haggling. The haggling mechanic we dedicate precisely one paragraph to in the rulebook. Most merchants don't haggle btw.
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wrote an account of London’s newest gender clinic, TransPlus, and what to expect if you’re referred there
transwrites.world/londons-newe...
London’s newest gender clinic: what to expect
by @eliacugini.bsky.social
London’s newest gender clinic: what to expect
by @eliacugini.bsky.social
London’s newest gender clinic: what to expect - Trans Writes
TransPlus, “the first integrated Gender, Sexual Health and HIV service commissioned by NHS England”, operates out of the 56 Dean Street clinic in Soho. This
transwrites.world
November 19, 2025 at 12:54 PM
wrote an account of London’s newest gender clinic, TransPlus, and what to expect if you’re referred there
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Kind of feels like the IOC expected for the study to say "yeah trans women are like the hulk somehow" and when it completely undercut the reasoning behind banning us. They have simply elected to ignore their own work.
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Kind of feels like the IOC expected for the study to say "yeah trans women are like the hulk somehow" and when it completely undercut the reasoning behind banning us. They have simply elected to ignore their own work.
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So if Olivia is 32 now, broke up with Lizza last year, was together with him for a decade, and then was living with you for 4+ years before that, how old was she when you moved her out of her (presumably parents’) house in the suburbs to live with you?
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
So if Olivia is 32 now, broke up with Lizza last year, was together with him for a decade, and then was living with you for 4+ years before that, how old was she when you moved her out of her (presumably parents’) house in the suburbs to live with you?
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NEW: The White House intervened in a DHS investigation.
The target? Sex offender Andrew Tate.
The WH person? Paul “Nazi Streak” Ingrassia.
Who was previously also Tate’s lawyer.
A banger from @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Shapiro
www.propublica.org/article/andr...
The target? Sex offender Andrew Tate.
The WH person? Paul “Nazi Streak” Ingrassia.
Who was previously also Tate’s lawyer.
A banger from @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Shapiro
www.propublica.org/article/andr...
November 18, 2025 at 11:41 AM
NEW: The White House intervened in a DHS investigation.
The target? Sex offender Andrew Tate.
The WH person? Paul “Nazi Streak” Ingrassia.
Who was previously also Tate’s lawyer.
A banger from @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Shapiro
www.propublica.org/article/andr...
The target? Sex offender Andrew Tate.
The WH person? Paul “Nazi Streak” Ingrassia.
Who was previously also Tate’s lawyer.
A banger from @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Shapiro
www.propublica.org/article/andr...
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Sleep tighter than the last sleeping tight.
November 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Sleep tighter than the last sleeping tight.
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The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.
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If an attractive young woman a third my age didn't want to date me, then why did she ask me for feedback on an economics paper?
by Larry Summers
by Larry Summers
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
If an attractive young woman a third my age didn't want to date me, then why did she ask me for feedback on an economics paper?
by Larry Summers
by Larry Summers
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This lady is not your friend.
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This lady is not your friend.
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It is very funny that this Pope is just going to get jerseys from now on. Everyone decided that's what this Pope likes and that is it. It's like if your grandmother got you a puzzle for Christmas one year and you said you liked it so your entire extended family is like "oh that's the puzzle kid"
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
Spike Lee Blesses Pope Leo with Knicks Jersey
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
www.vulture.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
It is very funny that this Pope is just going to get jerseys from now on. Everyone decided that's what this Pope likes and that is it. It's like if your grandmother got you a puzzle for Christmas one year and you said you liked it so your entire extended family is like "oh that's the puzzle kid"
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The Steam Controller has some tough competition
Fisher-Price Laugh & Learn Game & Learn Controller Musical Baby Toy with Lights, Green is $7 at Walmart buff.ly/TydD4gA #ad
input the Konami code for an easter egg
input the Konami code for an easter egg
November 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The Steam Controller has some tough competition
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I feel like I’m going crazy. Saying someone should die isn’t a “threat.” Should you be able to say someone should die? I’m ambivalent. BUT THAT ISN’T WHAT THREATS ARE.
A threat, by definition, requires a statement of intent. We all know this but pretend we don’t because melodrama is fun.
A threat, by definition, requires a statement of intent. We all know this but pretend we don’t because melodrama is fun.
November 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I feel like I’m going crazy. Saying someone should die isn’t a “threat.” Should you be able to say someone should die? I’m ambivalent. BUT THAT ISN’T WHAT THREATS ARE.
A threat, by definition, requires a statement of intent. We all know this but pretend we don’t because melodrama is fun.
A threat, by definition, requires a statement of intent. We all know this but pretend we don’t because melodrama is fun.
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Alan Dershowitz is one of those claiming Epstein was not a pedophile because he pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. "That’s not a pedophile." See this important response from Julia Brown, the brave reporter who broke the news on this
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Alan Dershowitz is one of those claiming Epstein was not a pedophile because he pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. "That’s not a pedophile." See this important response from Julia Brown, the brave reporter who broke the news on this
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It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
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NYT: “Epstein emails a distraction from the Republican shutdown victory”
WSJ: “We estimate the Epstein files to be 67% Trump by weight”
WSJ: “We estimate the Epstein files to be 67% Trump by weight”
November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
NYT: “Epstein emails a distraction from the Republican shutdown victory”
WSJ: “We estimate the Epstein files to be 67% Trump by weight”
WSJ: “We estimate the Epstein files to be 67% Trump by weight”
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I say it over and over again: when you have that much money, you want to live where you want to live and you are simply not going to relocate because of marginal tax rates
Alan Dershowitz will never leave Martha’s Vineyard and they won’t even sell him a pierogi
Alan Dershowitz will never leave Martha’s Vineyard and they won’t even sell him a pierogi
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I say it over and over again: when you have that much money, you want to live where you want to live and you are simply not going to relocate because of marginal tax rates
Alan Dershowitz will never leave Martha’s Vineyard and they won’t even sell him a pierogi
Alan Dershowitz will never leave Martha’s Vineyard and they won’t even sell him a pierogi
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CHOTINER: So you had reasons for visiting the island?
SUMMERS: Is butiful plce
CHOTINER: Is that buttiful or beautiful?
SUMMERS: 51 % of 1. Wmen or seenery, nt shr wich.
SUMMERS: Is butiful plce
CHOTINER: Is that buttiful or beautiful?
SUMMERS: 51 % of 1. Wmen or seenery, nt shr wich.
I am putting my bets on Summers being the first Epstein correspondent to be interviewed by Chotiner: he has exactly the right mix of arrogance and self-righteousness
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
CHOTINER: So you had reasons for visiting the island?
SUMMERS: Is butiful plce
CHOTINER: Is that buttiful or beautiful?
SUMMERS: 51 % of 1. Wmen or seenery, nt shr wich.
SUMMERS: Is butiful plce
CHOTINER: Is that buttiful or beautiful?
SUMMERS: 51 % of 1. Wmen or seenery, nt shr wich.
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I cannot begin to properly articulate how upsetting it is to have had people baselessly accuse trans people of being groomers and pedophiles only for it to come out that they were deliberately doing this as part of a project to provide cover to actual groomers and pedophiles in positions of power
November 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I cannot begin to properly articulate how upsetting it is to have had people baselessly accuse trans people of being groomers and pedophiles only for it to come out that they were deliberately doing this as part of a project to provide cover to actual groomers and pedophiles in positions of power
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will