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@itsdvw.bsky.social
Mid 30s ADHD computer programmer. Nerd. White. Enby (they/them).
I reject my hormones and substitute my own.
If you follow me without so much as liking a post of mine I will assume you're a bot and block you.
I reject my hormones and substitute my own.
If you follow me without so much as liking a post of mine I will assume you're a bot and block you.
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True, I cook with bitterness and hate. Fuckers still love my food.
January 15, 2026 at 4:51 PM
True, I cook with bitterness and hate. Fuckers still love my food.
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I forgot you can’t say D cups aren’t actually that big without also reminding people that a lot of folks who think they have D cups (because theirs ARE big) are actually cramming their boobs into a poorly fitted bra and that’s why every bra hurts them to wear
January 15, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I forgot you can’t say D cups aren’t actually that big without also reminding people that a lot of folks who think they have D cups (because theirs ARE big) are actually cramming their boobs into a poorly fitted bra and that’s why every bra hurts them to wear
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Just so people outside of MN know - a lot of the US citizens getting “arrested” by ICE never get processed at Whipple. They are roughed up during the arrest and then often dropped off miles from where they were picked up. It means we don’t know the true scale of what ICE is doing based on ICE stats
January 15, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Just so people outside of MN know - a lot of the US citizens getting “arrested” by ICE never get processed at Whipple. They are roughed up during the arrest and then often dropped off miles from where they were picked up. It means we don’t know the true scale of what ICE is doing based on ICE stats
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This leads me to believe that up until this meeting, Trump absolutely thought it was "hole milk."
Trump: "It's actually a legal definition -- 'whole milk.' And it's whole with a W for those of you that have a problem."
January 15, 2026 at 2:58 PM
This leads me to believe that up until this meeting, Trump absolutely thought it was "hole milk."
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I finally have an excuse to dig this out of my shitpost folder
January 15, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I finally have an excuse to dig this out of my shitpost folder
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this is genuinely incredible
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
this is genuinely incredible
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Can i just say I really don’t agree with this idea they fear puberty blockers cause it means trans people pass for cis better if they get them. That gives way too much credit to forethought and thinking about trans youth as potential trans adults to these transphobes. Its all about control over kids
January 15, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Can i just say I really don’t agree with this idea they fear puberty blockers cause it means trans people pass for cis better if they get them. That gives way too much credit to forethought and thinking about trans youth as potential trans adults to these transphobes. Its all about control over kids
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My husband was on the 2 train and a guy started braying about how Renee Good deserved to die and her "lesbian lover" did too. My husband got pissed and said, "You're absolutely disgusting." "Fuck you!" the guy said. "Fuck YOU!" my husband said. The guy left.
See? We just need to talk to each other.
See? We just need to talk to each other.
January 14, 2026 at 11:46 PM
My husband was on the 2 train and a guy started braying about how Renee Good deserved to die and her "lesbian lover" did too. My husband got pissed and said, "You're absolutely disgusting." "Fuck you!" the guy said. "Fuck YOU!" my husband said. The guy left.
See? We just need to talk to each other.
See? We just need to talk to each other.
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There’s a big story everyone is missing—but this article hits on it.
We aren’t just seeing public health dismantled bc we’ve been taken over by conspiracy theorists and lunatics.
What we’re really seeing is the giant, predatory, underegulated wellness industry come to Washington.
We aren’t just seeing public health dismantled bc we’ve been taken over by conspiracy theorists and lunatics.
What we’re really seeing is the giant, predatory, underegulated wellness industry come to Washington.
FDA deletes warning on bogus autism therapies touted by RFK Jr.‘s allies
The agency used to warn of chelation, used by RFK Jr.'s anti-vaccine ally David Geier.
arstechnica.com
January 14, 2026 at 2:30 AM
There’s a big story everyone is missing—but this article hits on it.
We aren’t just seeing public health dismantled bc we’ve been taken over by conspiracy theorists and lunatics.
What we’re really seeing is the giant, predatory, underegulated wellness industry come to Washington.
We aren’t just seeing public health dismantled bc we’ve been taken over by conspiracy theorists and lunatics.
What we’re really seeing is the giant, predatory, underegulated wellness industry come to Washington.
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I really want ppl w/o Minneapolis connections to understand
You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen
*Everyone has stories like this*
You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen
*Everyone has stories like this*
January 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I really want ppl w/o Minneapolis connections to understand
You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen
*Everyone has stories like this*
You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen
*Everyone has stories like this*
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take a second to really wrap your head around this.
January 13, 2026 at 10:38 PM
take a second to really wrap your head around this.
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Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny
January 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny
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Nearly every year, for Cardboard Edison content judging, I review a game that is about being a Christian and saving souls or missionary work or something similar.
And every time they are a competitive game where you're trying to do it better than the other players, instead of a cooperative game.
And every time they are a competitive game where you're trying to do it better than the other players, instead of a cooperative game.
While I love my niche stupid hobby of historical board gaming, sometimes it does just make me want to scream. Take the latest example, a board game about the Irish Potato Famine where you get to compete with friends to see who survives best (?)
www.kickstarter.com/projects/com...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/com...
The Great Hunger
Easy-to-learn, card-driven game, rich with historical detail; explores 19th-century Irish expansion, blight, famine, & emigration. 2-5P
www.kickstarter.com
January 13, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Nearly every year, for Cardboard Edison content judging, I review a game that is about being a Christian and saving souls or missionary work or something similar.
And every time they are a competitive game where you're trying to do it better than the other players, instead of a cooperative game.
And every time they are a competitive game where you're trying to do it better than the other players, instead of a cooperative game.
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A few months ago, ICE hired me
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
slate.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
A few months ago, ICE hired me
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
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Now. When I see a highly sensational story of abuse by a person who has never offered any corroborating evidence or had their story scrutinized by a journalist, I do not believe it by default.
I leave open the possibility in my mind that it could be true, and let it go until there's something more.
I leave open the possibility in my mind that it could be true, and let it go until there's something more.
January 13, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Now. When I see a highly sensational story of abuse by a person who has never offered any corroborating evidence or had their story scrutinized by a journalist, I do not believe it by default.
I leave open the possibility in my mind that it could be true, and let it go until there's something more.
I leave open the possibility in my mind that it could be true, and let it go until there's something more.
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I mean, sure, if there was a war and they snuck up on some soldiers by adopting the trappings of civil aviation, you might call it a war crime. But since there wasn’t one and they snuck up on some civilians who were probably fishermen and at worst drug dealers, it’s just fuckin murder.
Breaking NYT:
The Pentagon used a secret aircraft painted to look like a civilian plane in its first boat attack, according to officials briefed on the matter.
The laws of armed conflict forbid combatants from feigning civilian status.
That is a war crime called "perfidy."
The Pentagon used a secret aircraft painted to look like a civilian plane in its first boat attack, according to officials briefed on the matter.
The laws of armed conflict forbid combatants from feigning civilian status.
That is a war crime called "perfidy."
U.S. Attacked Boat With Aircraft That Looked Like a Civilian Plane
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2026 at 5:25 AM
I mean, sure, if there was a war and they snuck up on some soldiers by adopting the trappings of civil aviation, you might call it a war crime. But since there wasn’t one and they snuck up on some civilians who were probably fishermen and at worst drug dealers, it’s just fuckin murder.
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Odo as a character is Scientologist-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.
January 12, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Odo as a character is Scientologist-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.
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accepting on his behalf, wandy sykes says "ricky gervais would like to thank god and the trans community"
January 12, 2026 at 3:20 AM
accepting on his behalf, wandy sykes says "ricky gervais would like to thank god and the trans community"
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Make the GOPers you know say out loud that they think it should be legal to publicly execute women if they displease a white man in any way.
January 10, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Make the GOPers you know say out loud that they think it should be legal to publicly execute women if they displease a white man in any way.
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I will read every interview with Heated Rivalry writer and director Jacob Tierney because his quotes are truly a reporter's dream: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
January 9, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I will read every interview with Heated Rivalry writer and director Jacob Tierney because his quotes are truly a reporter's dream: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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JD Vance’s actual job is to be a Sin Eater. He’s able to do this because he has no shame and has been long destined for Hell already
January 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
JD Vance’s actual job is to be a Sin Eater. He’s able to do this because he has no shame and has been long destined for Hell already
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Reminder that “Say her name” was developed specifically to call attention to murders of Black women
January 9, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Reminder that “Say her name” was developed specifically to call attention to murders of Black women
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Yale Law School never beating the “they don’t teach law at Yale” allegations
January 8, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Yale Law School never beating the “they don’t teach law at Yale” allegations
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