thorny, proud Bleeter
@ithinkiplaygames.bsky.social
he/him | 22 | cis | bi | doofus (grad student mode) | communist/anarchist-type thing |
you may remember me from such social media profiles as @thinkiamsad on twitter.com
not gonna call them skeets btw #CallThemBleets
you may remember me from such social media profiles as @thinkiamsad on twitter.com
not gonna call them skeets btw #CallThemBleets
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December 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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no, that was pre Twitter migration, we don’t call them skeets now. style guide says they’re called ejaculating into a spoon. so for example you don’t say “did you see that guy’s skeet” you say “did you see where that guy ejaculated into a spoon on Bluesky”
December 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
no, that was pre Twitter migration, we don’t call them skeets now. style guide says they’re called ejaculating into a spoon. so for example you don’t say “did you see that guy’s skeet” you say “did you see where that guy ejaculated into a spoon on Bluesky”
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Nanao from the flop hit mech ps2 game Robot Alchemic Drive is truly the most real icon of the working class
She is our struggler icon
She is our struggler icon
December 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Nanao from the flop hit mech ps2 game Robot Alchemic Drive is truly the most real icon of the working class
She is our struggler icon
She is our struggler icon
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It is WILD how people are pissed off because a random daycare - in a place where there was a school shooting less than six months ago - isn't letting random adults *with cameras* into their buildings to "see what they're doing."
White dude with camera arrives at daycare and demands to see kids.
Daycare workers keep doors and windows closed.
White dude alleges fraud.
Every Republican backs white dude.
That's the current story in Minnesota.
Daycare workers keep doors and windows closed.
White dude alleges fraud.
Every Republican backs white dude.
That's the current story in Minnesota.
December 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
It is WILD how people are pissed off because a random daycare - in a place where there was a school shooting less than six months ago - isn't letting random adults *with cameras* into their buildings to "see what they're doing."
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lol man it feels weird learning a guy just died and spending the next hour laughing
December 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
lol man it feels weird learning a guy just died and spending the next hour laughing
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what if there was a jacket with a qr code on it - my dad's brilliant new business idea
December 30, 2025 at 10:35 AM
what if there was a jacket with a qr code on it - my dad's brilliant new business idea
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORRRRYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
GIRL! PENIS!!!!
VERSUS !!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYY PUSSSYYYYY !!!
BEGIN !!!!
GIRL! PENIS!!!!
VERSUS !!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYY PUSSSYYYYY !!!
BEGIN !!!!
December 30, 2025 at 5:13 AM
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORRRRYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
GIRL! PENIS!!!!
VERSUS !!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYY PUSSSYYYYY !!!
BEGIN !!!!
GIRL! PENIS!!!!
VERSUS !!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYY PUSSSYYYYY !!!
BEGIN !!!!
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how does toad from mario reproduce. spores? does he fuck?
i keep emailing hideo kojima abt it and he keeps saying "人違いだけど、彼は間違いなくセックスするタイプだ" but i dont speak japanese
i keep emailing hideo kojima abt it and he keeps saying "人違いだけど、彼は間違いなくセックスするタイプだ" but i dont speak japanese
December 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
how does toad from mario reproduce. spores? does he fuck?
i keep emailing hideo kojima abt it and he keeps saying "人違いだけど、彼は間違いなくセックスするタイプだ" but i dont speak japanese
i keep emailing hideo kojima abt it and he keeps saying "人違いだけど、彼は間違いなくセックスするタイプだ" but i dont speak japanese
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*Walking near F.L.U.D.D. in corner of Mario's house*
Mario: This thing always brings back memories of Isle Delfino. Beautiful beaches, sunny skies-
Peach: I seem to also recall you getting thrown into jail?
Mario: ...always the positive one, aren't you?
[Achievement Unlocked: Good Morning, Sunshine]
Mario: This thing always brings back memories of Isle Delfino. Beautiful beaches, sunny skies-
Peach: I seem to also recall you getting thrown into jail?
Mario: ...always the positive one, aren't you?
[Achievement Unlocked: Good Morning, Sunshine]
December 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
*Walking near F.L.U.D.D. in corner of Mario's house*
Mario: This thing always brings back memories of Isle Delfino. Beautiful beaches, sunny skies-
Peach: I seem to also recall you getting thrown into jail?
Mario: ...always the positive one, aren't you?
[Achievement Unlocked: Good Morning, Sunshine]
Mario: This thing always brings back memories of Isle Delfino. Beautiful beaches, sunny skies-
Peach: I seem to also recall you getting thrown into jail?
Mario: ...always the positive one, aren't you?
[Achievement Unlocked: Good Morning, Sunshine]
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Drew ma mom as a gym leader!!
December 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Drew ma mom as a gym leader!!
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If I was a deer could I slam through your windshield at 57 mph 👉👈
December 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
If I was a deer could I slam through your windshield at 57 mph 👉👈
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RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid http://theonion.com/rfk-jr-mandates-all-americans-drink-mysterious-glowing-liquid/
December 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid http://theonion.com/rfk-jr-mandates-all-americans-drink-mysterious-glowing-liquid/
imagining a guy who has sincere brand loyalty for a video streaming platform besides YouTube. Dude you need to check out this Vimeo channel i just found. Do you have a Dailymotion link for that
December 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
imagining a guy who has sincere brand loyalty for a video streaming platform besides YouTube. Dude you need to check out this Vimeo channel i just found. Do you have a Dailymotion link for that
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Chip tha Dinner Freestyle REMASTERED
YouTube video by Garbanzo Meatball
youtu.be
December 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
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Boxcars Anniversary
December 30, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Boxcars Anniversary
Chip tha Dinner Freestyle REMASTERED
YouTube video by Garbanzo Meatball
youtu.be
December 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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This holiday season, I need help. I, a struggling trans woman with two people under me, got fired recently and I need assistance. If you or anyone you know can help, please help me.
My apps:
Venmo - @N-RL-2
Cashapp - $NicoleNeutrite
PayPal - @LegendarySonick
Please like and share this post as well
My apps:
Venmo - @N-RL-2
Cashapp - $NicoleNeutrite
PayPal - @LegendarySonick
Please like and share this post as well
December 25, 2025 at 9:59 AM
This holiday season, I need help. I, a struggling trans woman with two people under me, got fired recently and I need assistance. If you or anyone you know can help, please help me.
My apps:
Venmo - @N-RL-2
Cashapp - $NicoleNeutrite
PayPal - @LegendarySonick
Please like and share this post as well
My apps:
Venmo - @N-RL-2
Cashapp - $NicoleNeutrite
PayPal - @LegendarySonick
Please like and share this post as well
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I broke my glasses but I had no tape or glue so I just used a bunch of sanrio stickers instead
December 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I broke my glasses but I had no tape or glue so I just used a bunch of sanrio stickers instead
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