karobit
@karobit.bsky.social
gentle giant
i get my steps in by walking the long way to the most oblique shitpost
i get my steps in by walking the long way to the most oblique shitpost
this clair can't be that obscur if people won't shut the fuck up about it
December 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
this clair can't be that obscur if people won't shut the fuck up about it
Was told by Shaquille O'Neal "Don't laugh, but I don't know how to read music."
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Was told by Shaquille O'Neal "Don't laugh, but I don't know how to read music."
i love the patlabor movies so thank goodness for this advertisement for the new 4K UHD release of Patlabor and Patlabor 2 that does a side-by-side comparison to show... nothing different.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N96...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N96...
『劇場版機動警察パトレイバー』4Kリマスターセット 発売告知PV
YouTube video by バンダイナムコフィルムワークス チャンネル
www.youtube.com
December 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
i love the patlabor movies so thank goodness for this advertisement for the new 4K UHD release of Patlabor and Patlabor 2 that does a side-by-side comparison to show... nothing different.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N96...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N96...
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
it's my firm belief that niles' wife maris is, in fact, mavis beacon, and the main point of their marital stress is that he felt neglected by how much time she spent teaching typing
December 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
it's my firm belief that niles' wife maris is, in fact, mavis beacon, and the main point of their marital stress is that he felt neglected by how much time she spent teaching typing
merry xmas from cox communications to me
December 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
merry xmas from cox communications to me
Looks Good Feels Right
December 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Looks Good Feels Right
the thing about Amy Grant is that if you're old enough to remember hearing "Baby Baby" when it came out then you're old enough to peruse the Foster Grant spinner rack at your local drugstore for reading glasses
December 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
the thing about Amy Grant is that if you're old enough to remember hearing "Baby Baby" when it came out then you're old enough to peruse the Foster Grant spinner rack at your local drugstore for reading glasses
become unrestrained by your portrait window
December 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
become unrestrained by your portrait window
Guys have ruined takes.
A take should be born from your knowledge, your experience, your analysis, and, god forbid, your expertise in a subject.
"I think it sucks so everyone else is wrong" is born from nothing but opinion, and it's boring and sucks.
A take should be born from your knowledge, your experience, your analysis, and, god forbid, your expertise in a subject.
"I think it sucks so everyone else is wrong" is born from nothing but opinion, and it's boring and sucks.
I feel like it should be obvious who I’m talking to here: the unending stream of guys posting about how they don’t understand how Avatar makes so much money, not the people who dislike the series because of Cameron’s obvious casually racist views on indigenous cultures in the guise of liberalism
December 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Guys have ruined takes.
A take should be born from your knowledge, your experience, your analysis, and, god forbid, your expertise in a subject.
"I think it sucks so everyone else is wrong" is born from nothing but opinion, and it's boring and sucks.
A take should be born from your knowledge, your experience, your analysis, and, god forbid, your expertise in a subject.
"I think it sucks so everyone else is wrong" is born from nothing but opinion, and it's boring and sucks.
youtu.be/eMT2IGm38eY?...
The last 35 minutes of the latest @jeffgerstmann.com Jeff Gerstmann Show podcast got me in my memories about 90s electronica and mp3 (and mp2!) file-sharing. Had to re-listen to the Wipeout XL soundtrack and it still fuckin' rips. Now I need to watch an episode of MTV's AMP
The last 35 minutes of the latest @jeffgerstmann.com Jeff Gerstmann Show podcast got me in my memories about 90s electronica and mp3 (and mp2!) file-sharing. Had to re-listen to the Wipeout XL soundtrack and it still fuckin' rips. Now I need to watch an episode of MTV's AMP
The Jeff Gerstmann Show 185: Good Tech CEO vs. Evil Tech CEO
YouTube video by The Jeff Gerstmann Show
youtu.be
December 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
youtu.be/eMT2IGm38eY?...
The last 35 minutes of the latest @jeffgerstmann.com Jeff Gerstmann Show podcast got me in my memories about 90s electronica and mp3 (and mp2!) file-sharing. Had to re-listen to the Wipeout XL soundtrack and it still fuckin' rips. Now I need to watch an episode of MTV's AMP
The last 35 minutes of the latest @jeffgerstmann.com Jeff Gerstmann Show podcast got me in my memories about 90s electronica and mp3 (and mp2!) file-sharing. Had to re-listen to the Wipeout XL soundtrack and it still fuckin' rips. Now I need to watch an episode of MTV's AMP
"so i asked chatgpt" yeah, what other things do you ask to do jobs they aren't designed for? do you ask your hammer to sous vide a steak? your showerhead to sing "take on me"? why don't you ask your socks to change a flat tire, you imbecile.
December 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
"so i asked chatgpt" yeah, what other things do you ask to do jobs they aren't designed for? do you ask your hammer to sous vide a steak? your showerhead to sing "take on me"? why don't you ask your socks to change a flat tire, you imbecile.
after fourteen months i finally got a haircut back in November and i guess i thought that was the end of it but i just had to get a drain snake from the store and brother, it was not pretty.
December 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
after fourteen months i finally got a haircut back in November and i guess i thought that was the end of it but i just had to get a drain snake from the store and brother, it was not pretty.
this was thanks to an impromptu watchalong arranged by @vermin.quest over discord. would you believe i'd never seen any of the rankin/bass holiday specials before??
December 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
this was thanks to an impromptu watchalong arranged by @vermin.quest over discord. would you believe i'd never seen any of the rankin/bass holiday specials before??
Po Tay Toes. Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a fucking stew!
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Po Tay Toes. Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a fucking stew!
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Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
Looks Good Feels Right
December 26, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Looks Good Feels Right
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My cat’s butthole went viral on threads for Christmas. 🤣
December 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
My cat’s butthole went viral on threads for Christmas. 🤣
i'm very happy for the family playing outside at 11pm on xmas eve but i do wish their playground was not literally in front of my apartment
December 25, 2025 at 6:25 AM
i'm very happy for the family playing outside at 11pm on xmas eve but i do wish their playground was not literally in front of my apartment
I gotta say this is one war Everett True lost, though its true that I don't see too many people shelling peanuts at movie theaters.
December 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I gotta say this is one war Everett True lost, though its true that I don't see too many people shelling peanuts at movie theaters.
it happened to me: i misclicked on the steam window and now i had to google how to exit big picture mode
December 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
it happened to me: i misclicked on the steam window and now i had to google how to exit big picture mode
absolutely infuriating infantilization of their userbase. let me decide what i want to see before unilaterally blocking it!
heads up that bluesky doesnt show posts from other languages by default on your timeline, and its cutting you off from a lot of the community
go to bsky.app/settings/lan... and deselect any language from this setting, or else you might not see any of the new japanese users at all!
go to bsky.app/settings/lan... and deselect any language from this setting, or else you might not see any of the new japanese users at all!
December 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
absolutely infuriating infantilization of their userbase. let me decide what i want to see before unilaterally blocking it!
Reposted by karobit
heads up that bluesky doesnt show posts from other languages by default on your timeline, and its cutting you off from a lot of the community
go to bsky.app/settings/lan... and deselect any language from this setting, or else you might not see any of the new japanese users at all!
go to bsky.app/settings/lan... and deselect any language from this setting, or else you might not see any of the new japanese users at all!
December 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
heads up that bluesky doesnt show posts from other languages by default on your timeline, and its cutting you off from a lot of the community
go to bsky.app/settings/lan... and deselect any language from this setting, or else you might not see any of the new japanese users at all!
go to bsky.app/settings/lan... and deselect any language from this setting, or else you might not see any of the new japanese users at all!
Reposted by karobit
