Dave
@isntdave.bsky.social
London.
People photographer.
Silly times.
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he/him || www.davebirdphoto.com
People photographer.
Silly times.
🌆🚲🧗🏕️📸🎥🌱🖥️🪜🔧💡🔌🏔️🛶🏳️🌈
he/him || www.davebirdphoto.com
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Jan 1: this is the year of new Me
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
January 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Jan 1: this is the year of new Me
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
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there's special youtube recommendations you can only unlock by being awake at a dumbass time
January 2, 2026 at 5:48 AM
there's special youtube recommendations you can only unlock by being awake at a dumbass time
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My new years resolution is to ask every single person in the world if they’re mad at me
January 2, 2026 at 1:04 AM
My new years resolution is to ask every single person in the world if they’re mad at me
Absolutely wonderful, gorgeous television.
Wild London review – honestly, telly does not get any better than this
Wild London review – honestly, telly does not get any better than this
Mischievous and glorious, David Attenborough brings his lifelong sense of wonder to the city’s wildlife, from foxes to peregrine falcons, in this exquisite and endlessly moving special
www.theguardian.com
January 1, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Absolutely wonderful, gorgeous television.
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I think they’re pushing Judy too much as Secret Traitor in the edit #thetraitors
January 1, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I think they’re pushing Judy too much as Secret Traitor in the edit #thetraitors
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Club Tropicana the first drink is free if you download our app and sign up to our newsletter with your email address
December 31, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Club Tropicana the first drink is free if you download our app and sign up to our newsletter with your email address
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in for 2026:
• figuring out what bird that is
• all-day cooking projects w/ copious leftovers
• going to the club on like, tuesday night
• double features with friends
• weekend trips
• mending things
• home recordings
• less equipment, fewer options
• deepening love in all forms
• walking there
• figuring out what bird that is
• all-day cooking projects w/ copious leftovers
• going to the club on like, tuesday night
• double features with friends
• weekend trips
• mending things
• home recordings
• less equipment, fewer options
• deepening love in all forms
• walking there
December 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
in for 2026:
• figuring out what bird that is
• all-day cooking projects w/ copious leftovers
• going to the club on like, tuesday night
• double features with friends
• weekend trips
• mending things
• home recordings
• less equipment, fewer options
• deepening love in all forms
• walking there
• figuring out what bird that is
• all-day cooking projects w/ copious leftovers
• going to the club on like, tuesday night
• double features with friends
• weekend trips
• mending things
• home recordings
• less equipment, fewer options
• deepening love in all forms
• walking there
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Worked example of the crippling effects or Treasury brain here
Elizabeth Line would ‘never’ be built, Michael Portillo wrote when urging cancellation
Former Treasury minister warned that Crossrail London link was too costly and unnecessary, newly released papers show
www.ft.com
December 30, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Worked example of the crippling effects or Treasury brain here
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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of roughly 3-5 people
December 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of roughly 3-5 people
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My considered opinion on the honours system is that it's kind of a shame that "Sir Idris" isn't quite a palindrome
December 30, 2025 at 11:10 AM
My considered opinion on the honours system is that it's kind of a shame that "Sir Idris" isn't quite a palindrome
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December 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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oh noooo all the replies of things I not only didn’t do but actively made worse
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
December 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
oh noooo all the replies of things I not only didn’t do but actively made worse
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Mamdani will be sworn in in the station that inspired the Turtles lair in TMNT 2: The Secret Of The Ooze
December 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Mamdani will be sworn in in the station that inspired the Turtles lair in TMNT 2: The Secret Of The Ooze
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Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.
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Pronouncing star anise “star anus” and ruining what is left of the holiday spirit
December 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Pronouncing star anise “star anus” and ruining what is left of the holiday spirit
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need her biblically
Check out this 8 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove
8 bedroom detached house for sale in Tulach Ard, Loch Alsh, Scottish Highlands, IV40 for £825,000. Marketed by Inigo, London
www.rightmove.co.uk
December 28, 2025 at 10:22 AM
need her biblically
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I BRING GLAD TIDINGS OF GREAT JOY
Gävlebocken collapsed from the current storm in Sweden lmao
Not the arson I wanted, but still, the goat has been defeated! 🔥🐐
Not the arson I wanted, but still, the goat has been defeated! 🔥🐐
December 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I BRING GLAD TIDINGS OF GREAT JOY
this post is about chatgpt
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
this post is about chatgpt
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[horniest someone has ever been] just posting my ngl link
December 26, 2025 at 12:11 PM
[horniest someone has ever been] just posting my ngl link
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Watching Home Alone in IMAX
December 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Watching Home Alone in IMAX
this cvnty diva is forklift certified
December 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
this cvnty diva is forklift certified