William Skurk
@yehawsnail.bsky.social
🇸🇪 28 (he/him, han/honom) gay bög etc, hobby game-dev, very left. Not very active in DMs but who knows
Oh you’d be surprised 🥲
February 10, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Oh you’d be surprised 🥲
are they saying that as if it’s a negative?? oh the dissonance… linkedinfluencers hate fun
February 10, 2026 at 3:55 PM
are they saying that as if it’s a negative?? oh the dissonance… linkedinfluencers hate fun
Call me a server the way I love to go down
February 10, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Call me a server the way I love to go down
If I know anything about humans it’s that we love to pick one out of three choices.
February 10, 2026 at 1:52 PM
If I know anything about humans it’s that we love to pick one out of three choices.
ben you look so cute omgggg <3<3<3
February 10, 2026 at 11:54 AM
ben you look so cute omgggg <3<3<3
My favourite ship btw ❤️
February 9, 2026 at 4:04 PM
My favourite ship btw ❤️
The roguelike SC2 mods are so fucking good; I need more developers to make roguelike rts games
February 8, 2026 at 9:17 PM
The roguelike SC2 mods are so fucking good; I need more developers to make roguelike rts games
The fact that YouTube thinks I’m a golfer almost makes me offended 😭
February 8, 2026 at 8:20 AM
The fact that YouTube thinks I’m a golfer almost makes me offended 😭
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
”This works, and I don’t understand why…”
”This works, and I don’t understand why…”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Yeah, yeah, I know you say you have a plan for that. But what if any part of it fails? I've had plans for years, and followed them, and now I live in fucking Belgium."
"Yeah, yeah, I know you say you have a plan for that. But what if any part of it fails? I've had plans for years, and followed them, and now I live in fucking Belgium."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"At what point do we stop admiring the problem and actually do something about it?"
"At what point do we stop admiring the problem and actually do something about it?"
February 7, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
”This works, and I don’t understand why…”
”This works, and I don’t understand why…”
yeah, giving to the people
”This bread is my body, and it has a lot of fibers so it will give you clean shits”
He said something like that
”This bread is my body, and it has a lot of fibers so it will give you clean shits”
He said something like that
February 6, 2026 at 5:54 PM
yeah, giving to the people
”This bread is my body, and it has a lot of fibers so it will give you clean shits”
He said something like that
”This bread is my body, and it has a lot of fibers so it will give you clean shits”
He said something like that
😭😭😭
Im very unc-core 🙂↕️
Im very unc-core 🙂↕️
February 6, 2026 at 5:52 PM
😭😭😭
Im very unc-core 🙂↕️
Im very unc-core 🙂↕️
You may have had your shit beaten out of you, but have you ever had your beat shitten you of out?
February 6, 2026 at 4:59 PM
You may have had your shit beaten out of you, but have you ever had your beat shitten you of out?
litteraly jesus 🙏
February 6, 2026 at 4:56 PM
litteraly jesus 🙏
C++ compiler be like:
”Heyo! Don’t want to bother you but when you say = it’s kinda ambiguous :/ like I know the elements on each side have the exact same types but I could also construct it using an initializer list 🤷♂️ so it becomes problematic for me :///”
”Heyo! Don’t want to bother you but when you say = it’s kinda ambiguous :/ like I know the elements on each side have the exact same types but I could also construct it using an initializer list 🤷♂️ so it becomes problematic for me :///”
February 6, 2026 at 3:36 PM
C++ compiler be like:
”Heyo! Don’t want to bother you but when you say = it’s kinda ambiguous :/ like I know the elements on each side have the exact same types but I could also construct it using an initializer list 🤷♂️ so it becomes problematic for me :///”
”Heyo! Don’t want to bother you but when you say = it’s kinda ambiguous :/ like I know the elements on each side have the exact same types but I could also construct it using an initializer list 🤷♂️ so it becomes problematic for me :///”
Proud to help you over the finish line 🫡
February 6, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Proud to help you over the finish line 🫡
”I want an old school MMO”
February 6, 2026 at 6:51 AM
”I want an old school MMO”
Or like how a single cotton tshirt is like 2k liters of water
SO MUCH of our modern life consumes water and electricity
Like AI’s env impact is important to talk about, but I don’t think that it should be the focus of either the Negatives of AI debate or Environmental Problems debate
SO MUCH of our modern life consumes water and electricity
Like AI’s env impact is important to talk about, but I don’t think that it should be the focus of either the Negatives of AI debate or Environmental Problems debate
February 6, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Or like how a single cotton tshirt is like 2k liters of water
SO MUCH of our modern life consumes water and electricity
Like AI’s env impact is important to talk about, but I don’t think that it should be the focus of either the Negatives of AI debate or Environmental Problems debate
SO MUCH of our modern life consumes water and electricity
Like AI’s env impact is important to talk about, but I don’t think that it should be the focus of either the Negatives of AI debate or Environmental Problems debate
dreamt my incredibly chaste coworker invited me to a party which devolved into a sex party were I pissed inside of a guy’s ass…
a woman with long blonde hair is sitting in the back seat of a car with her eyes closed .
ALT: a woman with long blonde hair is sitting in the back seat of a car with her eyes closed .
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 6:31 AM
dreamt my incredibly chaste coworker invited me to a party which devolved into a sex party were I pissed inside of a guy’s ass…
latest artistic iteration of my dnd character Anna-Bert; now with a cute holy choker she found in the rubble of a slayed animated statue 🥰
February 5, 2026 at 8:46 PM
latest artistic iteration of my dnd character Anna-Bert; now with a cute holy choker she found in the rubble of a slayed animated statue 🥰
Master spoken word assassin
February 5, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Master spoken word assassin
men will be like ”what if we got a bit naughty in bed? 😏” and then lay their head on your chest and promptly fall asleep
February 5, 2026 at 12:03 PM
men will be like ”what if we got a bit naughty in bed? 😏” and then lay their head on your chest and promptly fall asleep
And here I thought the British chaos was at its peak, but turns out:
We can go HIGHER!
To be fair, we also have a Swedish diplomat that visited him, but I don’t think she traded state secrets with him
We can go HIGHER!
To be fair, we also have a Swedish diplomat that visited him, but I don’t think she traded state secrets with him
February 5, 2026 at 6:56 AM
And here I thought the British chaos was at its peak, but turns out:
We can go HIGHER!
To be fair, we also have a Swedish diplomat that visited him, but I don’t think she traded state secrets with him
We can go HIGHER!
To be fair, we also have a Swedish diplomat that visited him, but I don’t think she traded state secrets with him
🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵
When the smells
are too strong
and you want
to go home,
that’s an autism!
🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵
When the smells
are too strong
and you want
to go home,
that’s an autism!
🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵
February 5, 2026 at 6:04 AM
🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵
When the smells
are too strong
and you want
to go home,
that’s an autism!
🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵
When the smells
are too strong
and you want
to go home,
that’s an autism!
🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵