William Skurk
@yehawsnail.bsky.social
🇸🇪 28 (he/him, han/honom) gay bög etc, hobby game-dev, very left. Not very active in DMs but who knows
Call me a server the way I love to go down
February 10, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Call me a server the way I love to go down
If I know anything about humans it’s that we love to pick one out of three choices.
February 10, 2026 at 1:52 PM
If I know anything about humans it’s that we love to pick one out of three choices.
My favourite ship btw ❤️
February 9, 2026 at 4:04 PM
My favourite ship btw ❤️
The roguelike SC2 mods are so fucking good; I need more developers to make roguelike rts games
February 8, 2026 at 9:17 PM
The roguelike SC2 mods are so fucking good; I need more developers to make roguelike rts games
The fact that YouTube thinks I’m a golfer almost makes me offended 😭
February 8, 2026 at 8:20 AM
The fact that YouTube thinks I’m a golfer almost makes me offended 😭
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
”This works, and I don’t understand why…”
”This works, and I don’t understand why…”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Yeah, yeah, I know you say you have a plan for that. But what if any part of it fails? I've had plans for years, and followed them, and now I live in fucking Belgium."
"Yeah, yeah, I know you say you have a plan for that. But what if any part of it fails? I've had plans for years, and followed them, and now I live in fucking Belgium."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"At what point do we stop admiring the problem and actually do something about it?"
"At what point do we stop admiring the problem and actually do something about it?"
February 7, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
”This works, and I don’t understand why…”
”This works, and I don’t understand why…”
You may have had your shit beaten out of you, but have you ever had your beat shitten you of out?
February 6, 2026 at 4:59 PM
You may have had your shit beaten out of you, but have you ever had your beat shitten you of out?
C++ compiler be like:
”Heyo! Don’t want to bother you but when you say = it’s kinda ambiguous :/ like I know the elements on each side have the exact same types but I could also construct it using an initializer list 🤷♂️ so it becomes problematic for me :///”
”Heyo! Don’t want to bother you but when you say = it’s kinda ambiguous :/ like I know the elements on each side have the exact same types but I could also construct it using an initializer list 🤷♂️ so it becomes problematic for me :///”
February 6, 2026 at 3:36 PM
C++ compiler be like:
”Heyo! Don’t want to bother you but when you say = it’s kinda ambiguous :/ like I know the elements on each side have the exact same types but I could also construct it using an initializer list 🤷♂️ so it becomes problematic for me :///”
”Heyo! Don’t want to bother you but when you say = it’s kinda ambiguous :/ like I know the elements on each side have the exact same types but I could also construct it using an initializer list 🤷♂️ so it becomes problematic for me :///”
”I want an old school MMO”
February 6, 2026 at 6:51 AM
”I want an old school MMO”
dreamt my incredibly chaste coworker invited me to a party which devolved into a sex party were I pissed inside of a guy’s ass…
a woman with long blonde hair is sitting in the back seat of a car with her eyes closed .
ALT: a woman with long blonde hair is sitting in the back seat of a car with her eyes closed .
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February 6, 2026 at 6:31 AM
dreamt my incredibly chaste coworker invited me to a party which devolved into a sex party were I pissed inside of a guy’s ass…
latest artistic iteration of my dnd character Anna-Bert; now with a cute holy choker she found in the rubble of a slayed animated statue 🥰
February 5, 2026 at 8:46 PM
latest artistic iteration of my dnd character Anna-Bert; now with a cute holy choker she found in the rubble of a slayed animated statue 🥰
men will be like ”what if we got a bit naughty in bed? 😏” and then lay their head on your chest and promptly fall asleep
February 5, 2026 at 12:03 PM
men will be like ”what if we got a bit naughty in bed? 😏” and then lay their head on your chest and promptly fall asleep
And here I thought the British chaos was at its peak, but turns out:
We can go HIGHER!
To be fair, we also have a Swedish diplomat that visited him, but I don’t think she traded state secrets with him
We can go HIGHER!
To be fair, we also have a Swedish diplomat that visited him, but I don’t think she traded state secrets with him
February 5, 2026 at 6:56 AM
And here I thought the British chaos was at its peak, but turns out:
We can go HIGHER!
To be fair, we also have a Swedish diplomat that visited him, but I don’t think she traded state secrets with him
We can go HIGHER!
To be fair, we also have a Swedish diplomat that visited him, but I don’t think she traded state secrets with him
🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵
When the smells
are too strong
and you want
to go home,
that’s an autism!
🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵
When the smells
are too strong
and you want
to go home,
that’s an autism!
🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵
February 5, 2026 at 6:04 AM
🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵
When the smells
are too strong
and you want
to go home,
that’s an autism!
🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵
When the smells
are too strong
and you want
to go home,
that’s an autism!
🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵
when you see someone at the gym do an exercise incorrectly it kinda feels like the trolley problem
hopefully someone else will pull that lever!
hopefully someone else will pull that lever!
February 4, 2026 at 7:34 PM
when you see someone at the gym do an exercise incorrectly it kinda feels like the trolley problem
hopefully someone else will pull that lever!
hopefully someone else will pull that lever!
so I was looking up kazoos and initially thought:
"a kazoo is a kazoo, how different can they be from each other?"
oh what I fool I was... I should have known.
"a kazoo is a kazoo, how different can they be from each other?"
oh what I fool I was... I should have known.
February 4, 2026 at 4:39 PM
so I was looking up kazoos and initially thought:
"a kazoo is a kazoo, how different can they be from each other?"
oh what I fool I was... I should have known.
"a kazoo is a kazoo, how different can they be from each other?"
oh what I fool I was... I should have known.
Project manager is really hyped about what I’ve developed :3 at the end of the meeting she threw her hands in the air and said ”Yay! So fun!”
Feels good making something that potentially could make a positive impact in society
Feels good making something that potentially could make a positive impact in society
February 4, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Project manager is really hyped about what I’ve developed :3 at the end of the meeting she threw her hands in the air and said ”Yay! So fun!”
Feels good making something that potentially could make a positive impact in society
Feels good making something that potentially could make a positive impact in society
Secret tech for punishing your bottom/sub:
Put YOURSELF in a chastity cage, so that they’re denied the joy of touching your dick
Put YOURSELF in a chastity cage, so that they’re denied the joy of touching your dick
February 4, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Secret tech for punishing your bottom/sub:
Put YOURSELF in a chastity cage, so that they’re denied the joy of touching your dick
Put YOURSELF in a chastity cage, so that they’re denied the joy of touching your dick
Ok so there’s a massive difference between grabbing my dick during sex and just randomly when we’re talking
You can punch me in the boxing ring, but not outside of it
You can punch me in the boxing ring, but not outside of it
February 4, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Ok so there’s a massive difference between grabbing my dick during sex and just randomly when we’re talking
You can punch me in the boxing ring, but not outside of it
You can punch me in the boxing ring, but not outside of it
THE SUN IS STILL UP AT 16:00!
Call an ambulance cause I’m gonna overdose on vitamin D
Call an ambulance cause I’m gonna overdose on vitamin D
a black and white photo of a building with a few plants in front of it
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February 3, 2026 at 4:26 PM
THE SUN IS STILL UP AT 16:00!
Call an ambulance cause I’m gonna overdose on vitamin D
Call an ambulance cause I’m gonna overdose on vitamin D
Are you brave enough to create an RPG where the racial options are
> human 🧍♂️
> elf 🧝♀️
> goblin 👹
> and crocodile 🐊? (on 4 legs, no anthro shit)
> human 🧍♂️
> elf 🧝♀️
> goblin 👹
> and crocodile 🐊? (on 4 legs, no anthro shit)
February 2, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Are you brave enough to create an RPG where the racial options are
> human 🧍♂️
> elf 🧝♀️
> goblin 👹
> and crocodile 🐊? (on 4 legs, no anthro shit)
> human 🧍♂️
> elf 🧝♀️
> goblin 👹
> and crocodile 🐊? (on 4 legs, no anthro shit)
all my life i thought i would be on team Little Spoon but tbh it mostly makes me feel like a turtle that has been flipped upside down
February 2, 2026 at 7:01 AM
all my life i thought i would be on team Little Spoon but tbh it mostly makes me feel like a turtle that has been flipped upside down
im so fascinated by how everyone’s armpit hair is like ”hello id like a middle part please”
very gen zalpha coded
very gen zalpha coded
February 1, 2026 at 7:09 PM
im so fascinated by how everyone’s armpit hair is like ”hello id like a middle part please”
very gen zalpha coded
very gen zalpha coded
why does my Chinese friends send me this??? 😭
February 1, 2026 at 5:23 PM
why does my Chinese friends send me this??? 😭
that feeling when you see the guy you sexted with show up in the news paper
a woman with a shaved head wearing a black jacket
ALT: a woman with a shaved head wearing a black jacket
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February 1, 2026 at 6:43 AM
that feeling when you see the guy you sexted with show up in the news paper