William Skurk
@yehawsnail.bsky.social
🇸🇪 28 (he/him, han/honom) gay bög etc, hobby game-dev, very left. Not very active in DMs but who knows
You may have had your shit beaten out of you, but have you ever had your beat shitten you of out?
February 6, 2026 at 4:59 PM
You may have had your shit beaten out of you, but have you ever had your beat shitten you of out?
C++ compiler be like:
”Heyo! Don’t want to bother you but when you say = it’s kinda ambiguous :/ like I know the elements on each side have the exact same types but I could also construct it using an initializer list 🤷♂️ so it becomes problematic for me :///”
”Heyo! Don’t want to bother you but when you say = it’s kinda ambiguous :/ like I know the elements on each side have the exact same types but I could also construct it using an initializer list 🤷♂️ so it becomes problematic for me :///”
February 6, 2026 at 3:36 PM
C++ compiler be like:
”Heyo! Don’t want to bother you but when you say = it’s kinda ambiguous :/ like I know the elements on each side have the exact same types but I could also construct it using an initializer list 🤷♂️ so it becomes problematic for me :///”
”Heyo! Don’t want to bother you but when you say = it’s kinda ambiguous :/ like I know the elements on each side have the exact same types but I could also construct it using an initializer list 🤷♂️ so it becomes problematic for me :///”
”I want an old school MMO”
February 6, 2026 at 6:51 AM
”I want an old school MMO”
dreamt my incredibly chaste coworker invited me to a party which devolved into a sex party were I pissed inside of a guy’s ass…
a woman with long blonde hair is sitting in the back seat of a car with her eyes closed .
ALT: a woman with long blonde hair is sitting in the back seat of a car with her eyes closed .
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February 6, 2026 at 6:31 AM
dreamt my incredibly chaste coworker invited me to a party which devolved into a sex party were I pissed inside of a guy’s ass…
latest artistic iteration of my dnd character Anna-Bert; now with a cute holy choker she found in the rubble of a slayed animated statue 🥰
February 5, 2026 at 8:46 PM
latest artistic iteration of my dnd character Anna-Bert; now with a cute holy choker she found in the rubble of a slayed animated statue 🥰
men will be like ”what if we got a bit naughty in bed? 😏” and then lay their head on your chest and promptly fall asleep
February 5, 2026 at 12:03 PM
men will be like ”what if we got a bit naughty in bed? 😏” and then lay their head on your chest and promptly fall asleep
And here I thought the British chaos was at its peak, but turns out:
We can go HIGHER!
To be fair, we also have a Swedish diplomat that visited him, but I don’t think she traded state secrets with him
We can go HIGHER!
To be fair, we also have a Swedish diplomat that visited him, but I don’t think she traded state secrets with him
February 5, 2026 at 6:56 AM
And here I thought the British chaos was at its peak, but turns out:
We can go HIGHER!
To be fair, we also have a Swedish diplomat that visited him, but I don’t think she traded state secrets with him
We can go HIGHER!
To be fair, we also have a Swedish diplomat that visited him, but I don’t think she traded state secrets with him
🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵
When the smells
are too strong
and you want
to go home,
that’s an autism!
🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵
When the smells
are too strong
and you want
to go home,
that’s an autism!
🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵
February 5, 2026 at 6:04 AM
🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵
When the smells
are too strong
and you want
to go home,
that’s an autism!
🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵
When the smells
are too strong
and you want
to go home,
that’s an autism!
🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵
when you see someone at the gym do an exercise incorrectly it kinda feels like the trolley problem
hopefully someone else will pull that lever!
hopefully someone else will pull that lever!
February 4, 2026 at 7:34 PM
when you see someone at the gym do an exercise incorrectly it kinda feels like the trolley problem
hopefully someone else will pull that lever!
hopefully someone else will pull that lever!
so I was looking up kazoos and initially thought:
"a kazoo is a kazoo, how different can they be from each other?"
oh what I fool I was... I should have known.
"a kazoo is a kazoo, how different can they be from each other?"
oh what I fool I was... I should have known.
February 4, 2026 at 4:39 PM
so I was looking up kazoos and initially thought:
"a kazoo is a kazoo, how different can they be from each other?"
oh what I fool I was... I should have known.
"a kazoo is a kazoo, how different can they be from each other?"
oh what I fool I was... I should have known.
Project manager is really hyped about what I’ve developed :3 at the end of the meeting she threw her hands in the air and said ”Yay! So fun!”
Feels good making something that potentially could make a positive impact in society
Feels good making something that potentially could make a positive impact in society
February 4, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Project manager is really hyped about what I’ve developed :3 at the end of the meeting she threw her hands in the air and said ”Yay! So fun!”
Feels good making something that potentially could make a positive impact in society
Feels good making something that potentially could make a positive impact in society
Secret tech for punishing your bottom/sub:
Put YOURSELF in a chastity cage, so that they’re denied the joy of touching your dick
Put YOURSELF in a chastity cage, so that they’re denied the joy of touching your dick
February 4, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Secret tech for punishing your bottom/sub:
Put YOURSELF in a chastity cage, so that they’re denied the joy of touching your dick
Put YOURSELF in a chastity cage, so that they’re denied the joy of touching your dick
Ok so there’s a massive difference between grabbing my dick during sex and just randomly when we’re talking
You can punch me in the boxing ring, but not outside of it
You can punch me in the boxing ring, but not outside of it
February 4, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Ok so there’s a massive difference between grabbing my dick during sex and just randomly when we’re talking
You can punch me in the boxing ring, but not outside of it
You can punch me in the boxing ring, but not outside of it
THE SUN IS STILL UP AT 16:00!
Call an ambulance cause I’m gonna overdose on vitamin D
Call an ambulance cause I’m gonna overdose on vitamin D
a black and white photo of a building with a few plants in front of it
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February 3, 2026 at 4:26 PM
THE SUN IS STILL UP AT 16:00!
Call an ambulance cause I’m gonna overdose on vitamin D
Call an ambulance cause I’m gonna overdose on vitamin D
Are you brave enough to create an RPG where the racial options are
> human 🧍♂️
> elf 🧝♀️
> goblin 👹
> and crocodile 🐊? (on 4 legs, no anthro shit)
> human 🧍♂️
> elf 🧝♀️
> goblin 👹
> and crocodile 🐊? (on 4 legs, no anthro shit)
February 2, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Are you brave enough to create an RPG where the racial options are
> human 🧍♂️
> elf 🧝♀️
> goblin 👹
> and crocodile 🐊? (on 4 legs, no anthro shit)
> human 🧍♂️
> elf 🧝♀️
> goblin 👹
> and crocodile 🐊? (on 4 legs, no anthro shit)
all my life i thought i would be on team Little Spoon but tbh it mostly makes me feel like a turtle that has been flipped upside down
February 2, 2026 at 7:01 AM
all my life i thought i would be on team Little Spoon but tbh it mostly makes me feel like a turtle that has been flipped upside down
im so fascinated by how everyone’s armpit hair is like ”hello id like a middle part please”
very gen zalpha coded
very gen zalpha coded
February 1, 2026 at 7:09 PM
im so fascinated by how everyone’s armpit hair is like ”hello id like a middle part please”
very gen zalpha coded
very gen zalpha coded
why does my Chinese friends send me this??? 😭
February 1, 2026 at 5:23 PM
why does my Chinese friends send me this??? 😭
that feeling when you see the guy you sexted with show up in the news paper
a woman with a shaved head wearing a black jacket
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February 1, 2026 at 6:43 AM
that feeling when you see the guy you sexted with show up in the news paper
The cravings to make an rts are strong…
I have the basics of unit selection, movement, and attacking implemented since before; how small scoped can you make an rts?
I have the basics of unit selection, movement, and attacking implemented since before; how small scoped can you make an rts?
a video game scene with a purple monster surrounded by crystals
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January 31, 2026 at 9:17 PM
The cravings to make an rts are strong…
I have the basics of unit selection, movement, and attacking implemented since before; how small scoped can you make an rts?
I have the basics of unit selection, movement, and attacking implemented since before; how small scoped can you make an rts?
Am I wrong for feeling like a Christian political party should be leftist? Like have you read what Jesus actually said and did?
Our right Christian party in Sweden is getting criticism from the church for not following the spirit of christianity lmao
They want to deport immigrants with salaries that are too low, which apparently isn’t very christ like
They want to deport immigrants with salaries that are too low, which apparently isn’t very christ like
January 31, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Am I wrong for feeling like a Christian political party should be leftist? Like have you read what Jesus actually said and did?
coworker, in swedish: "Kaffet e slut" (we're out of coffee)
me, with english pronunciation: "Coffee slut"
everyone in the room:
me, with english pronunciation: "Coffee slut"
everyone in the room:
a group of cartoon characters are standing in a diner
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January 31, 2026 at 2:25 PM
coworker, in swedish: "Kaffet e slut" (we're out of coffee)
me, with english pronunciation: "Coffee slut"
everyone in the room:
me, with english pronunciation: "Coffee slut"
everyone in the room:
Our right Christian party in Sweden is getting criticism from the church for not following the spirit of christianity lmao
They want to deport immigrants with salaries that are too low, which apparently isn’t very christ like
They want to deport immigrants with salaries that are too low, which apparently isn’t very christ like
January 31, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Our right Christian party in Sweden is getting criticism from the church for not following the spirit of christianity lmao
They want to deport immigrants with salaries that are too low, which apparently isn’t very christ like
They want to deport immigrants with salaries that are too low, which apparently isn’t very christ like
love it when people name their game something that literally means "shit" in another language 💀
January 31, 2026 at 10:36 AM
love it when people name their game something that literally means "shit" in another language 💀
gym instructor said i was very flexible and did the exercises with perfect form
January 31, 2026 at 9:22 AM
gym instructor said i was very flexible and did the exercises with perfect form