Inna
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Dog: [puts slobbery disgusting toy in my lap]
Me: eww gross
Dog: u are heathen
Me: eww gross
Dog: u are heathen
December 4, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Dog: [puts slobbery disgusting toy in my lap]
Me: eww gross
Dog: u are heathen
Me: eww gross
Dog: u are heathen
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Please don't reply to my posts with facts I am trying to be an idiot
December 1, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Please don't reply to my posts with facts I am trying to be an idiot
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It’s not cool to celebrate someone’s death. Sure, Vlad the Impaler dipped his bread in the blood of his victims, but he was a human being who deserves our courtesy and respect
December 4, 2024 at 6:58 PM
It’s not cool to celebrate someone’s death. Sure, Vlad the Impaler dipped his bread in the blood of his victims, but he was a human being who deserves our courtesy and respect
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Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.
December 4, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.
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And now we return to our regularly scheduled apocalypse already in progress
December 4, 2024 at 5:59 PM
And now we return to our regularly scheduled apocalypse already in progress
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Therapist: what are you anxious about?
Me: yes
Me: yes
December 3, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Therapist: what are you anxious about?
Me: yes
Me: yes
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Oh I get it: corn…maize haha the world’s on fire
December 5, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Oh I get it: corn…maize haha the world’s on fire
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Am I out of gift ideas or this year does everyone need berets?
December 5, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Am I out of gift ideas or this year does everyone need berets?
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me love you a reasonable amount of time
December 5, 2024 at 2:25 AM
me love you a reasonable amount of time
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I like my work boots. But their hardened soles make me sound like a femme fatale walking down a long hallway full of shadows and smoke and intrigue.
December 4, 2024 at 3:17 PM
I like my work boots. But their hardened soles make me sound like a femme fatale walking down a long hallway full of shadows and smoke and intrigue.
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I'm not a liar. I have an English degree. I'm an unreliable narrator.
November 26, 2024 at 5:29 AM
I'm not a liar. I have an English degree. I'm an unreliable narrator.
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For every “can’t stop, won’t stop” there is an equal and positive “straight up, gave up”
November 30, 2024 at 2:03 AM
For every “can’t stop, won’t stop” there is an equal and positive “straight up, gave up”
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I’m the on call ophthalmologist for Black Friday, because somebody has to see the fork injuries.
November 29, 2024 at 3:41 PM
I’m the on call ophthalmologist for Black Friday, because somebody has to see the fork injuries.
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Her: Whisper in my ear
Me: [seductively] During the Middle Ages, victims of the bubonic plague were flung over castle walls using catapults
Me: [seductively] During the Middle Ages, victims of the bubonic plague were flung over castle walls using catapults
November 30, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Her: Whisper in my ear
Me: [seductively] During the Middle Ages, victims of the bubonic plague were flung over castle walls using catapults
Me: [seductively] During the Middle Ages, victims of the bubonic plague were flung over castle walls using catapults
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You’ve got to let them breathe
November 28, 2024 at 11:42 PM
You’ve got to let them breathe
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i don’t want to learn my lesson i like it difficult
November 29, 2024 at 1:46 PM
i don’t want to learn my lesson i like it difficult
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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to provide more value for shareholders
November 26, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to provide more value for shareholders
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DROP THE WEAPON, CHARLIE BROWN
November 26, 2024 at 5:05 AM
DROP THE WEAPON, CHARLIE BROWN
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Her constant badgering doomed our relationship. "Where are we going to put all these badgers?!" I'd scream.
November 28, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Her constant badgering doomed our relationship. "Where are we going to put all these badgers?!" I'd scream.
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Don't forget to take pie breaks today. You don't wanna get The Bends.
November 29, 2024 at 11:26 AM
Don't forget to take pie breaks today. You don't wanna get The Bends.
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I have your cousins lighter.
November 29, 2024 at 2:47 PM
I have your cousins lighter.
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Eye catching...like a fishhook
November 29, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Eye catching...like a fishhook
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It’s -30° and there was no heat at work today. I am a frozen turd.
*sits on heating pad, but all sexy like*
*sits on heating pad, but all sexy like*
November 30, 2024 at 12:34 AM
It’s -30° and there was no heat at work today. I am a frozen turd.
*sits on heating pad, but all sexy like*
*sits on heating pad, but all sexy like*
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I feel like I'm finally ready to be a dad. Can’t wait to tell my kids
November 30, 2024 at 12:23 AM
I feel like I'm finally ready to be a dad. Can’t wait to tell my kids