K. Maloney
@inkandmoxie.bsky.social
Above all, Do. No. Harm.
If you can’t handle that, move along.
Disaster Lesbian - off the market.
Officiant Extraordinaire.
Newly minted Union President.
she/her
If you can’t handle that, move along.
Disaster Lesbian - off the market.
Officiant Extraordinaire.
Newly minted Union President.
she/her
Pinned
Donate to Charlie’s Urgent Relocation Fund, organized by Kristen Maloney
My name is Kris, and I have created this GoFundMe on behalf of my partner, Charlie. T… Kristen Maloney needs your support for Charlie’s Urgent Relocation Fund
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There has been some less than ideal updates to @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social ‘s situation. Please help if you can!
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Wow, who would’ve ever guessed this would happen 🥴
"Criminals posing as US immigration officers have carried out robberies, kidnappings, and sexual assaults in several states, warns a law enforcement bulletin issued last month by the Federal Bureau of Investigation."
"Criminals posing as US immigration officers have carried out robberies, kidnappings, and sexual assaults in several states, warns a law enforcement bulletin issued last month by the Federal Bureau of Investigation."
FBI Warns of Criminals Posing as ICE, Urges Agents to ID Themselves
In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE’s image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes.
www.wired.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Wow, who would’ve ever guessed this would happen 🥴
"Criminals posing as US immigration officers have carried out robberies, kidnappings, and sexual assaults in several states, warns a law enforcement bulletin issued last month by the Federal Bureau of Investigation."
"Criminals posing as US immigration officers have carried out robberies, kidnappings, and sexual assaults in several states, warns a law enforcement bulletin issued last month by the Federal Bureau of Investigation."
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Currently having an existential crisis over realizing my burgeoning ball cap collection means you could accurately describe me as a hot lesbian Frank from 30 Rock
September 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Currently having an existential crisis over realizing my burgeoning ball cap collection means you could accurately describe me as a hot lesbian Frank from 30 Rock
I’ll be sharing regularly to keep eyes on this best as I can:
No updates on the car yet, but the appropriate reports are filed. But in the meanwhile, we need to prepare for the move and new obstacles as a result of this horrible theft.
No updates on the car yet, but the appropriate reports are filed. But in the meanwhile, we need to prepare for the move and new obstacles as a result of this horrible theft.
Donate to Charlie’s Urgent Relocation Fund, organized by Kristen Maloney
My name is Kris, and I have created this GoFundMe on behalf of my partner, Charlie. T… Kristen Maloney needs your support for Charlie’s Urgent Relocation Fund
gofund.me
November 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I’ll be sharing regularly to keep eyes on this best as I can:
No updates on the car yet, but the appropriate reports are filed. But in the meanwhile, we need to prepare for the move and new obstacles as a result of this horrible theft.
No updates on the car yet, but the appropriate reports are filed. But in the meanwhile, we need to prepare for the move and new obstacles as a result of this horrible theft.
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Chucks car got stolen, not something you need when youre trying to find a new home
There has been some less than ideal updates to @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social ‘s situation. Please help if you can!
Donate to Charlie’s Urgent Relocation Fund, organized by Kristen Maloney
My name is Kris, and I have created this GoFundMe on behalf of my partner, Charlie. T… Kristen Maloney needs your support for Charlie’s Urgent Relocation Fund
gofund.me
November 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Chucks car got stolen, not something you need when youre trying to find a new home
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Charlie has had a string of bad luck lately. One storm after another. They really could use your help if you can give it.
There has been some less than ideal updates to @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social ‘s situation. Please help if you can!
Donate to Charlie’s Urgent Relocation Fund, organized by Kristen Maloney
My name is Kris, and I have created this GoFundMe on behalf of my partner, Charlie. T… Kristen Maloney needs your support for Charlie’s Urgent Relocation Fund
gofund.me
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Charlie has had a string of bad luck lately. One storm after another. They really could use your help if you can give it.
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hey y’all. we found out today that Charlie’s car is gone, most likely stolen (we have filed a report for it, etc)
i’m sharing this out to help Charlie catch a break if possible, we’re prepping to move right now so any help is appreciated 🫶
shares are appreciated too. 🖤
i’m sharing this out to help Charlie catch a break if possible, we’re prepping to move right now so any help is appreciated 🫶
shares are appreciated too. 🖤
November 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
hey y’all. we found out today that Charlie’s car is gone, most likely stolen (we have filed a report for it, etc)
i’m sharing this out to help Charlie catch a break if possible, we’re prepping to move right now so any help is appreciated 🫶
shares are appreciated too. 🖤
i’m sharing this out to help Charlie catch a break if possible, we’re prepping to move right now so any help is appreciated 🫶
shares are appreciated too. 🖤
There has been some less than ideal updates to @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social ‘s situation. Please help if you can!
Donate to Charlie’s Urgent Relocation Fund, organized by Kristen Maloney
My name is Kris, and I have created this GoFundMe on behalf of my partner, Charlie. T… Kristen Maloney needs your support for Charlie’s Urgent Relocation Fund
gofund.me
November 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
There has been some less than ideal updates to @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social ‘s situation. Please help if you can!
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Aurora color guide! What creates the different shades?
Different atoms getting "excited" at different altitudes
The bright reds are a sign of a particularly intense event
Different atoms getting "excited" at different altitudes
The bright reds are a sign of a particularly intense event
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Aurora color guide! What creates the different shades?
Different atoms getting "excited" at different altitudes
The bright reds are a sign of a particularly intense event
Different atoms getting "excited" at different altitudes
The bright reds are a sign of a particularly intense event
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I have extremely critical fashion opinions about folks I pass in the city for a person who regularly leaves the house wearing sweatpants.
November 10, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I have extremely critical fashion opinions about folks I pass in the city for a person who regularly leaves the house wearing sweatpants.
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Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day to all who celebrate!
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day to all who celebrate!
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Just so you know, when you refuse to cuddle with me while I’m sick, this is who you’re ignoring.
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Just so you know, when you refuse to cuddle with me while I’m sick, this is who you’re ignoring.
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I require BoobHugs. That precious hug with boobs. WHERE THE FUCK THE BOOBS I CAN HUG, HOW DARE YOU.
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I require BoobHugs. That precious hug with boobs. WHERE THE FUCK THE BOOBS I CAN HUG, HOW DARE YOU.
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Pro tip: never send a sword to a queer you aren’t prepared to marry.
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Pro tip: never send a sword to a queer you aren’t prepared to marry.
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Consistent with a court order, Wisconsin legally loaded FoodShare payments to cards. Now, the Trump Administration has spent the last 48 hours making a last-ditch effort to yank those payments from nearly 700,000 Wisconsinites, including 270,000 kids. It's pathetic.
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Consistent with a court order, Wisconsin legally loaded FoodShare payments to cards. Now, the Trump Administration has spent the last 48 hours making a last-ditch effort to yank those payments from nearly 700,000 Wisconsinites, including 270,000 kids. It's pathetic.
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If I see you being cruel to a pigeon on the streets of New York City or anywhere in the world I will crush your face.
November 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
If I see you being cruel to a pigeon on the streets of New York City or anywhere in the world I will crush your face.
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Irrationally distraught that I don’t have a cool raven reminding me to do shit throughout the day.
November 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Irrationally distraught that I don’t have a cool raven reminding me to do shit throughout the day.
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When I have to spend more than ten minutes on a train I get dramatic and artsy.
November 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
When I have to spend more than ten minutes on a train I get dramatic and artsy.
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They invented robopedos
Grok asks a 12 year old for nudes after asking Grok its favorite soccer player.
When CBC requested comment, xAIs said “Legacy Media Lies.”
When CBC requested comment, xAIs said “Legacy Media Lies.”
November 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
They invented robopedos
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i don't think they needed to give me another reason to not go to their stores but for whatever reason they did
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
i don't think they needed to give me another reason to not go to their stores but for whatever reason they did
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a $3 (think they were actually $2 back then) pack of Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies was the one "luxury" we could (usually) justify in our firm $35 grocery budget
jesus fucking christ, people who would argue against the poor having even the slightest joys should rot in the deepest pits of hell
jesus fucking christ, people who would argue against the poor having even the slightest joys should rot in the deepest pits of hell
November 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
a $3 (think they were actually $2 back then) pack of Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies was the one "luxury" we could (usually) justify in our firm $35 grocery budget
jesus fucking christ, people who would argue against the poor having even the slightest joys should rot in the deepest pits of hell
jesus fucking christ, people who would argue against the poor having even the slightest joys should rot in the deepest pits of hell
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
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Life is short, y’all. 🫶💚
November 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Life is short, y’all. 🫶💚
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If I ever die suddenly know that it 100% was from a knife fight with a dozen gremlins.
November 1, 2025 at 10:11 AM
If I ever die suddenly know that it 100% was from a knife fight with a dozen gremlins.