K. Maloney
@inkandmoxie.bsky.social
Above all, Do. No. Harm.
If you can’t handle that, move along.
Disaster Lesbian - off the market.
Officiant Extraordinaire.
Newly minted Union President.
she/her
If you can’t handle that, move along.
Disaster Lesbian - off the market.
Officiant Extraordinaire.
Newly minted Union President.
she/her
Pinned
Donate to Charlie’s Urgent Relocation Fund, organized by Kristen Maloney
My name is Kris, and I have created this GoFundMe on behalf of my partner, Charlie. T… Kristen Maloney needs your support for Charlie’s Urgent Relocation Fund
gofund.me
There has been some less than ideal updates to @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social ‘s situation. Please help if you can!
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Special thanks to this miniature butthead for deciding to go Vasco FUCKING da Gama for the very first time by slipping out our door undetected & climbing up to the top floor of our building stairwell on the eve of our move. Found her safe but confused & she’s okay. 👹
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Special thanks to this miniature butthead for deciding to go Vasco FUCKING da Gama for the very first time by slipping out our door undetected & climbing up to the top floor of our building stairwell on the eve of our move. Found her safe but confused & she’s okay. 👹
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Wait.
… you’re telling me these balls were tripped?
… you’re telling me these balls were tripped?
November 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Wait.
… you’re telling me these balls were tripped?
… you’re telling me these balls were tripped?
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Just a slice? Why not a chop?
it's been an hour since i had a slice of chicken pot pie and i'm still not feeling it. should i eat more?
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Just a slice? Why not a chop?
Please get some eyes on this and help if you can. I’m working on scrounging more cash together but a few payments have yet to come in.
November 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Please get some eyes on this and help if you can. I’m working on scrounging more cash together but a few payments have yet to come in.
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For Saturday night I will have the most intimate and sexual experience I’ve had in over a year with this strawberry ramune soda.
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
For Saturday night I will have the most intimate and sexual experience I’ve had in over a year with this strawberry ramune soda.
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“Men need to be loved. Women need to be desired.”
Them’s need both, bish.
Them’s need both, bish.
November 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
“Men need to be loved. Women need to be desired.”
Them’s need both, bish.
Them’s need both, bish.
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The scene in Andor where Mon Mothma gets wasted and dances all night in devastation at a wedding but it’s just my entire existence.
November 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The scene in Andor where Mon Mothma gets wasted and dances all night in devastation at a wedding but it’s just my entire existence.
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Now that it’s officially Sagittarius season, please remember it is no longer legal to hunt Scorpios for sport.
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Now that it’s officially Sagittarius season, please remember it is no longer legal to hunt Scorpios for sport.
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Confirmed the individual who contracted avian flu in Washington state has died because of it. At this point, Avian Flu in humans has a 100% mortality rate.
I can’t overstate how dangerous it will be for us if folks are cavalier about this first confirmed human case of avian influenza, H5N5.
www.oregonlive.com/health/2025/...
www.oregonlive.com/health/2025/...
First human case in US of H5N5 bird flu strain confirmed in Washington resident
It's the first U.S. human bird flu case reported in about nine months.
www.oregonlive.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Confirmed the individual who contracted avian flu in Washington state has died because of it. At this point, Avian Flu in humans has a 100% mortality rate.
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I can’t overstate how dangerous it will be for us if folks are cavalier about this first confirmed human case of avian influenza, H5N5.
www.oregonlive.com/health/2025/...
www.oregonlive.com/health/2025/...
First human case in US of H5N5 bird flu strain confirmed in Washington resident
It's the first U.S. human bird flu case reported in about nine months.
www.oregonlive.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I can’t overstate how dangerous it will be for us if folks are cavalier about this first confirmed human case of avian influenza, H5N5.
www.oregonlive.com/health/2025/...
www.oregonlive.com/health/2025/...
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Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
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Are you even queer besties if y’all haven’t synced up your tummy problem cycles?
November 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Are you even queer besties if y’all haven’t synced up your tummy problem cycles?
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When somebody asks for a new photo of me I send this.
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
When somebody asks for a new photo of me I send this.
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Your shitty boyfriend complains anytime he has to drive over to see you while the lesbian who adores you reminds you constantly about all the unused air miles she has. Level up, hunny.
November 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Your shitty boyfriend complains anytime he has to drive over to see you while the lesbian who adores you reminds you constantly about all the unused air miles she has. Level up, hunny.
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Looks like the lady in line ahead of me at Albertsons is having a day:
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Looks like the lady in line ahead of me at Albertsons is having a day:
The situation is dire and help is needed. I know it's tight all around but anything helps. Thank you in advance!
gofund.me/dbd60eb45
Y’all, things are dire since my car has been stolen a week before our move. We were counting on having it. Things have been really rough & being on disability, which I’ve been on since my lymphoma diagnosis, limits my budget drastically. If you can help or share I’d be grateful.
Y’all, things are dire since my car has been stolen a week before our move. We were counting on having it. Things have been really rough & being on disability, which I’ve been on since my lymphoma diagnosis, limits my budget drastically. If you can help or share I’d be grateful.
Donate to Charlie’s Urgent Relocation Fund, organized by Kristen Maloney
My name is Kris, and I have created this GoFundMe on behalf of my partner, Charlie. T… Kristen Maloney needs your support for Charlie’s Urgent Relocation Fund
gofund.me
November 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The situation is dire and help is needed. I know it's tight all around but anything helps. Thank you in advance!
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gofund.me/dbd60eb45
Y’all, things are dire since my car has been stolen a week before our move. We were counting on having it. Things have been really rough & being on disability, which I’ve been on since my lymphoma diagnosis, limits my budget drastically. If you can help or share I’d be grateful.
Y’all, things are dire since my car has been stolen a week before our move. We were counting on having it. Things have been really rough & being on disability, which I’ve been on since my lymphoma diagnosis, limits my budget drastically. If you can help or share I’d be grateful.
Donate to Charlie’s Urgent Relocation Fund, organized by Kristen Maloney
My name is Kris, and I have created this GoFundMe on behalf of my partner, Charlie. T… Kristen Maloney needs your support for Charlie’s Urgent Relocation Fund
gofund.me
November 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
gofund.me/dbd60eb45
Y’all, things are dire since my car has been stolen a week before our move. We were counting on having it. Things have been really rough & being on disability, which I’ve been on since my lymphoma diagnosis, limits my budget drastically. If you can help or share I’d be grateful.
Y’all, things are dire since my car has been stolen a week before our move. We were counting on having it. Things have been really rough & being on disability, which I’ve been on since my lymphoma diagnosis, limits my budget drastically. If you can help or share I’d be grateful.
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Wow, who would’ve ever guessed this would happen 🥴
"Criminals posing as US immigration officers have carried out robberies, kidnappings, and sexual assaults in several states, warns a law enforcement bulletin issued last month by the Federal Bureau of Investigation."
"Criminals posing as US immigration officers have carried out robberies, kidnappings, and sexual assaults in several states, warns a law enforcement bulletin issued last month by the Federal Bureau of Investigation."
FBI Warns of Criminals Posing as ICE, Urges Agents to ID Themselves
In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE’s image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes.
www.wired.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Wow, who would’ve ever guessed this would happen 🥴
"Criminals posing as US immigration officers have carried out robberies, kidnappings, and sexual assaults in several states, warns a law enforcement bulletin issued last month by the Federal Bureau of Investigation."
"Criminals posing as US immigration officers have carried out robberies, kidnappings, and sexual assaults in several states, warns a law enforcement bulletin issued last month by the Federal Bureau of Investigation."
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Currently having an existential crisis over realizing my burgeoning ball cap collection means you could accurately describe me as a hot lesbian Frank from 30 Rock
September 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Currently having an existential crisis over realizing my burgeoning ball cap collection means you could accurately describe me as a hot lesbian Frank from 30 Rock
I’ll be sharing regularly to keep eyes on this best as I can:
No updates on the car yet, but the appropriate reports are filed. But in the meanwhile, we need to prepare for the move and new obstacles as a result of this horrible theft.
No updates on the car yet, but the appropriate reports are filed. But in the meanwhile, we need to prepare for the move and new obstacles as a result of this horrible theft.
Donate to Charlie’s Urgent Relocation Fund, organized by Kristen Maloney
My name is Kris, and I have created this GoFundMe on behalf of my partner, Charlie. T… Kristen Maloney needs your support for Charlie’s Urgent Relocation Fund
gofund.me
November 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I’ll be sharing regularly to keep eyes on this best as I can:
No updates on the car yet, but the appropriate reports are filed. But in the meanwhile, we need to prepare for the move and new obstacles as a result of this horrible theft.
No updates on the car yet, but the appropriate reports are filed. But in the meanwhile, we need to prepare for the move and new obstacles as a result of this horrible theft.
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Chucks car got stolen, not something you need when youre trying to find a new home
There has been some less than ideal updates to @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social ‘s situation. Please help if you can!
Donate to Charlie’s Urgent Relocation Fund, organized by Kristen Maloney
My name is Kris, and I have created this GoFundMe on behalf of my partner, Charlie. T… Kristen Maloney needs your support for Charlie’s Urgent Relocation Fund
gofund.me
November 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Chucks car got stolen, not something you need when youre trying to find a new home
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Charlie has had a string of bad luck lately. One storm after another. They really could use your help if you can give it.
There has been some less than ideal updates to @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social ‘s situation. Please help if you can!
Donate to Charlie’s Urgent Relocation Fund, organized by Kristen Maloney
My name is Kris, and I have created this GoFundMe on behalf of my partner, Charlie. T… Kristen Maloney needs your support for Charlie’s Urgent Relocation Fund
gofund.me
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Charlie has had a string of bad luck lately. One storm after another. They really could use your help if you can give it.
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hey y’all. we found out today that Charlie’s car is gone, most likely stolen (we have filed a report for it, etc)
i’m sharing this out to help Charlie catch a break if possible, we’re prepping to move right now so any help is appreciated 🫶
shares are appreciated too. 🖤
i’m sharing this out to help Charlie catch a break if possible, we’re prepping to move right now so any help is appreciated 🫶
shares are appreciated too. 🖤
November 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
hey y’all. we found out today that Charlie’s car is gone, most likely stolen (we have filed a report for it, etc)
i’m sharing this out to help Charlie catch a break if possible, we’re prepping to move right now so any help is appreciated 🫶
shares are appreciated too. 🖤
i’m sharing this out to help Charlie catch a break if possible, we’re prepping to move right now so any help is appreciated 🫶
shares are appreciated too. 🖤
There has been some less than ideal updates to @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social ‘s situation. Please help if you can!
Donate to Charlie’s Urgent Relocation Fund, organized by Kristen Maloney
My name is Kris, and I have created this GoFundMe on behalf of my partner, Charlie. T… Kristen Maloney needs your support for Charlie’s Urgent Relocation Fund
gofund.me
November 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
There has been some less than ideal updates to @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social ‘s situation. Please help if you can!