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Matt Taibbi, Mr. Free Speech, says "I’m obligated to sue" writers like Eoin Higgins who criticize him.
He's a giant hypocrite and the world's biggest baby.
He's a giant hypocrite and the world's biggest baby.
December 29, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Matt Taibbi, Mr. Free Speech, says "I’m obligated to sue" writers like Eoin Higgins who criticize him.
He's a giant hypocrite and the world's biggest baby.
He's a giant hypocrite and the world's biggest baby.
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Mitch McConnell *probably* could've made it happen by the skin of his teeth, at the cost of destroying the Congressional GOP.
I think in retrospect he probably wishes he'd done it.
But he didn't want to when it counted, and here we are.
I think in retrospect he probably wishes he'd done it.
But he didn't want to when it counted, and here we are.
December 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Mitch McConnell *probably* could've made it happen by the skin of his teeth, at the cost of destroying the Congressional GOP.
I think in retrospect he probably wishes he'd done it.
But he didn't want to when it counted, and here we are.
I think in retrospect he probably wishes he'd done it.
But he didn't want to when it counted, and here we are.
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Pretty sure Yglesias is going to post about how we should promise to put Somali Americans into camps to win three additional votes in Hitlersberg, OH.
The GOP has really leaned in to singling out Somalis for very explicit racism. Ron Johnson and the rest of the party are just loathsome, un-American people.
Ron Johnson: "Understand, Somalis have just been in this country a few years. They're amateurs when it comes to fleecing the federal government."
December 29, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Pretty sure Yglesias is going to post about how we should promise to put Somali Americans into camps to win three additional votes in Hitlersberg, OH.
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also, even if I did want my parents china collection, WHERE THE FUCK WOULD I PUT IT
my experience: gold jewelry is priced at melt value and most of the stuff our parents thought would be valuable no longer is because of changing tastes (unless it is something you would make the air on Antiques Roadshow with).
From fine china to model trains, millennials and Gen Xers stand to inherit much more than money.
December 29, 2025 at 4:55 AM
also, even if I did want my parents china collection, WHERE THE FUCK WOULD I PUT IT
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"Will you fuckers read the fucking book one fucking time" challenge level impossible. Again.
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
"Will you fuckers read the fucking book one fucking time" challenge level impossible. Again.
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The world’s richest man and the GOP’s biggest donor is a gutter white supremacist.
December 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
The world’s richest man and the GOP’s biggest donor is a gutter white supremacist.
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He really dying dying huh
wow so it really took less than a year to sink dreams of a third Trump term huh www.latimes.com/politics/sto...
December 29, 2025 at 1:50 AM
He really dying dying huh
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Biden: after Trump is gone the fever will break
Bluesky: YOU NAIVE FOOL
Also Bluesky: if only democrats had impeached a bit faster republicans would have nobly stood up and done what they knew to be right in their hearts
Bluesky: YOU NAIVE FOOL
Also Bluesky: if only democrats had impeached a bit faster republicans would have nobly stood up and done what they knew to be right in their hearts
December 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Biden: after Trump is gone the fever will break
Bluesky: YOU NAIVE FOOL
Also Bluesky: if only democrats had impeached a bit faster republicans would have nobly stood up and done what they knew to be right in their hearts
Bluesky: YOU NAIVE FOOL
Also Bluesky: if only democrats had impeached a bit faster republicans would have nobly stood up and done what they knew to be right in their hearts
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Famously Sauron is known for never allowing his home to he penetrated by intruders.
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Famously Sauron is known for never allowing his home to he penetrated by intruders.
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I know some people here are absolutely allergic to good news and three years of horror remain but even if Trump's not making succession plans, his movement is (bad ones)
wow so it really took less than a year to sink dreams of a third Trump term huh www.latimes.com/politics/sto...
December 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I know some people here are absolutely allergic to good news and three years of horror remain but even if Trump's not making succession plans, his movement is (bad ones)
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>they're coalescing around vance
"Never interrupt your enemy while they are making a mistake." - Napoleon
"Never interrupt your enemy while they are making a mistake." - Napoleon
wow so it really took less than a year to sink dreams of a third Trump term huh www.latimes.com/politics/sto...
December 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
>they're coalescing around vance
"Never interrupt your enemy while they are making a mistake." - Napoleon
"Never interrupt your enemy while they are making a mistake." - Napoleon
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Excited to announce GOLLUM, an app that helps you focus on your most precious possession!
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Excited to announce GOLLUM, an app that helps you focus on your most precious possession!
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Jewelers may be interested in their partner firm, Morgoth. Both very trustworthy.
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Jewelers may be interested in their partner firm, Morgoth. Both very trustworthy.
In this day and age, we understand that trust is paramount. That’s why here at Judas, we promise we won’t sell you out for thirty pieces of silver.
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
In this day and age, we understand that trust is paramount. That’s why here at Judas, we promise we won’t sell you out for thirty pieces of silver.
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are you saying this is a company? called Sauron??
do you understand that this is like calling your company Demon, Inc. or Satan Industries
do you understand that this is like calling your company Demon, Inc. or Satan Industries
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
are you saying this is a company? called Sauron??
do you understand that this is like calling your company Demon, Inc. or Satan Industries
do you understand that this is like calling your company Demon, Inc. or Satan Industries
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beginning to suspect something not right with our presidenté
Trump looked pretty rough today -- note that both of his hands are discolored
(Joe Raedle/Getty)
(Joe Raedle/Getty)
December 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
beginning to suspect something not right with our presidenté
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We're currently at this stage of the AI bubble:
December 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
We're currently at this stage of the AI bubble:
Libs triggered when they learn the hole in Trump’s hand is actually awesome.
wish i was a right wing influencer bc the obvs next move is to say, "folks i talked to a doctor. to see what they had had to say, subscribe to my patreon/substack for $20/ month and buy my 'there's a hole in his hand' merch."
December 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Libs triggered when they learn the hole in Trump’s hand is actually awesome.
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Why was the Trump DoJ stalking the journalist who broke the Epstein stories just a few weeks before his “suicide?”
He was in custody.
He was in custody.
December 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Why was the Trump DoJ stalking the journalist who broke the Epstein stories just a few weeks before his “suicide?”
He was in custody.
He was in custody.
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Here's the cap of the NYT econ reporter in question claiming that the Biden admin wanted reporters to do their jobs for them, while demanding the admin to econ reporters' jobs for them.
January 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Here's the cap of the NYT econ reporter in question claiming that the Biden admin wanted reporters to do their jobs for them, while demanding the admin to econ reporters' jobs for them.
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About the press conference:
Trump is absolutely detached from reality. He doesn’t understand how to end this war or what he is doing. But he visibly enjoys bragging about his relationship with putin and their sweet phone calls in front of Zelenskyy.
Trump is absolutely detached from reality. He doesn’t understand how to end this war or what he is doing. But he visibly enjoys bragging about his relationship with putin and their sweet phone calls in front of Zelenskyy.
December 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
About the press conference:
Trump is absolutely detached from reality. He doesn’t understand how to end this war or what he is doing. But he visibly enjoys bragging about his relationship with putin and their sweet phone calls in front of Zelenskyy.
Trump is absolutely detached from reality. He doesn’t understand how to end this war or what he is doing. But he visibly enjoys bragging about his relationship with putin and their sweet phone calls in front of Zelenskyy.
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Most assets are more subtle
Trump: "Russia wants to see Ukraine succeed. It sounds a little strange but President Putin was very generous in his feeling toward Ukraine succeeding, including supplying energy, electricity and other things at very low prices."
December 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Most assets are more subtle
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Thank you, New York Times. I too agree that The Onion had the same level of cultural impact this year that Sabrina Carpenter did.
December 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Thank you, New York Times. I too agree that The Onion had the same level of cultural impact this year that Sabrina Carpenter did.
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(There's nothing a criminal prosecutor can do to ban someone from holding office)
Joe Biden’s fatal flaw was relying on the reluctant institutionalist Merrick Garland to prosecute the case of insurrectionist Donald J Trump. Had Garland done his job, Trump would have been banned from office and America and the world would not be in this predicament.
December 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
(There's nothing a criminal prosecutor can do to ban someone from holding office)