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It's Me.
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White-but not like that.
I've decided. THIS is the app I choose to talk to myself on!

You may have seen me in some skeets but listen➖you don't know me! 🤩😎😇

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When people you grew up on keep dying. 😑🥴
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Anyone can read the redactions of the Epstein Files by just copying and pasting them into a word doc. The people at Trump's Justice Department are so stupid they used Adobe Acrobat to black out the documents.
December 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Fun Fact: Donald Trump has sued over 3,000 people in his life, but he's never sued anybody for calling him a pedophile.
December 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Seems like a good day to remind everyone that Trump has sued over jokes, tweets, interviews, and news articles but not once over any of the countless accusations of child rape. — That silence says everything.
December 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
youtu.be/C6j0rQfR-IQ?...

🚨DRAMATIC POST🚨
The song makes my heart rate go up... 3:38 changed my life. Blessed to have heard this in a car first, as it should be. And no, I don't say it. 🙂
Master P - Swamp Nigga
YouTube video by Mississippi Hip Hop
youtu.be
December 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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This could wind up being the most-watched newsmagazine segment in television history!!

Congratulations to the Ellisons and Bari Weiss!!!
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
December 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The Federal Preserve
Who did the body?
December 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Rihanna had me in a chokehold at this time ngl
Not gonna hold you, I hate every single one of these songs lolol

Dark ages of R&B indeed.

Fucking Six Flag music
December 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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To clear his name.

All he had to do was release all the files unredacted that clearly do not show his name.

By not doing that.

It shows his guilt.

It shows those protecting him.
December 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Oh sweet joy...how I've missed you!
December 20, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Jake Paul getting embarrassed is lifting my holiday spirits.
December 20, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Mf gets hit one good time and
a boy in a red shirt is laying on a tiled floor
ALT: a boy in a red shirt is laying on a tiled floor
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I can't stand it. Like people train their entire fucking lives to run around the damn ring? No.

He's athletic, obviously.
A boxer? 🫣🥹
December 20, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
December 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Same. Work with a bunch of Teachers who are about to have two weeks off. They are HAPPY today and I'm...
December 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
A real who done it! 😭
December 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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TikTok has officially been sold to the worst people on Earth and no this is not an Onion headline
December 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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It’s official: MGX will be an owner of TikTok.

Previously—
NEW: Abu Dhabi’s MGX is suddenly everywhere in Trump’s Washington—

📱 TikTok’s possible new US ownership

💰 A $2B Binance deal using Trump’s stablecoin

💻 A 51% stake in Intel’s Altera unit—and US taxpayers own 9.9% of Intel

Me, for @forbes.com

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What Is MGX? Abu Dhabi Fund Linked To TikTok And Trump’s USD1 Crypto
Founded in 2024, the Abu Dhabi investment vehicle has quickly become a major force in Trump administration deals, from the reported TikTok restructuring to a controversial $2 billion investment in Bin...
forbes.com
December 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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wallybin
Demarcus James
Day 106 — A Quiet Crossing into New Jersey
December 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
A classic.
December 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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I would say my holiday cheer is hovering somewhere between 'about to steal the joy from Whoville' and 'about to be visited by three Muppet ghosts'
December 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Being smart in a dumb world is a special kind of purgatory
December 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM