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Critter (Mike)
@illumrial.bsky.social
Father of two wonderful kids
Skeeting from nearby mpls

Art, urbanism, kindness, gaming and working for a better future.
(My daughter playing with her camera) I'm recording.... I'm recording... TAKE THIS YOU DUMB SHIT
November 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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I wanted to share probably the most important sermon I’ve given and it’s while I’m being arrested. It’s torture pure and simple what happens at #Broadview. I’m ok, though I was thrown to the ground and choked with my pectoral cross. A review of the video shows I was peaceful - did I deserve this?
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Epstein’s War
November 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Maybe all that anger Trump had for Hillary was just a jilted lover, sad that he could never truly have Bill.

Lock her up! (So I can have him)
November 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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It fucking rules cash Patel is so fucking bad at his job. He’s got some some fucking girlfriend who’s 25 and a country singer and he takes an fbi private jet to go see her perform? And I’m supposed to mad? No, let’s get someone even worse than this shithead to lead the fbi let’s make it real bad.
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
So Trump sucked Bill Clinton off? Am I getting that right?
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.

Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.

Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
This TikToker called multiple churches asking if they could feed her starving baby and a huge number flat out declined her.
This social experiment left me in utter shock. This Tiktoker @Nikalie 🌈 called churches, one Islamic Center and one Buddhism Center for help with one can of baby formula. She had a baby sound crying ...
TikTok video by AnnRic Meru
www.tiktok.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Frog looked at Toad's calendar. The November page was still on top.
November 13, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Jeffrey Epstein: Misunderstood hero? This week on 60 Minutes
November 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Holy shit go outside right now if you're in minneapolis.
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Today, LaTonya Reeves is announcing that she is primarying Ilhan Omar, my current representative.

When asked what LaTonay's pronouns are, LaTonya replies "Black/Queen" because Queen believes that being non-binary is a white thing.

This is a big part of why I'm working to unfuck the DFL.
A Better DFL
abetterdfl.org
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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congrats to everyone for thinking this through before signing very big contracts to put it on every student’s device at the school or university you run
OVER A MILLION USERS

DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT

EVERY *WEEK*

what the fuck are we DOING here
Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.

This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
November 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Mmmmm better than coffee.
November 6, 2025 at 12:04 PM
If I see purposeful ai art on your post Ima block you on sight.

Keep that anti human shit off my timeline and go meditate on the people in your life that you love.
November 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Awwwwwoooooooooo!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This you?
November 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
C'mon Minneapolis you can do this!
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
BIG Z MY GOAT
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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We did it for you Dick Cheney
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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OK. Let's fucking go. Kat next.
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
My heart can't take elections anymore.
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Well today's #huevember was orange. I never drew him but I think he looks sufficiently gross.

#orange #marker #art
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
BIG Z FOR THE WIN! FUCK YEAH!!!
November 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM