I've got kids. No chance but to become dumb guy.

Give your opponent a golden surrender.

Shit man I'm not Christian but that's one hell of a good deed you did.

I'm glad I married someone smart enough not to fall in love with an LLM.

Haha they'll probably find a way to fuck it up

I'm ready to burn the whole thing down at this point.

Dudes got serial killer eyes

It's also a great way to talk to parents. I made two friends just waiting!

Sometimes I have to pick up my kids with the car. I simply park it a block away and walk to the school.

That way I can talk to parents and decompress before getting into the car.

The car line seems so depressing.

LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!

If I gotta bike my kids down a busy road or a sidewalk, you know I'm taking that sidewalk.

I'm gonna bike less than 10 mph until I can get off it tho.