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i hear sunshine
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June 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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If a 33 year old socialist immigrant Muslim can win the Dem mayoral nomination in a landslide in the biggest city in the entire country

Fuck it man, the game is on, get this shit moving and start fighting
June 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
February 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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nice jam you’ve got there, be a real shame if someone pumped it up
February 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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“hey can you write a song about the grinch”

dr seuss:
February 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
dapper dan came by again tonight!! he doesn't meow/yowl for food like onion does, he just sits patiently at the back door every night until somebody notices him and gives him kibbles
February 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
one of our newest repeat visitors, we call him dapper dan
February 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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imagine putting a severance door in the bathroom so that version of you's entire life is peeing and pooping
February 2, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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it's always this tweet
January 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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i think it's time for internet 2, where no one's allowed to make money on it
January 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Actually I am really busy doing important work right now. This is really critical snuggling, please step back and let me do my job
January 19, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Never underestimate the importance of emotional support cheese!
January 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.
January 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Pepper snuggled up in her (my) blanket
January 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Gorgeous visitor!
January 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Me: *tip toeing mischievously toward MRI machine*

Health insurance company (hands on hips): Stop right there mister! Is that medically necessary?

Me (kicking dirt): No
December 24, 2024 at 2:22 AM
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The Nick Fuentes situation has to be the fuck around/find out scenario of the year
December 25, 2024 at 7:47 PM
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“oh it’s not realistic that the mccallisters would leave kevin at home”

the boy made a WISH. there was MAGIC at play. stop being so GLIB
December 22, 2024 at 4:26 AM
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Hello you are calling Jorts the cat. I am unavailable because I need to be sleepy and half watch tv. Please don’t call back later beeeep
December 17, 2024 at 5:09 AM
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email: your order shipped!

me: did it ship or did you just create the label

email:

me, slamming fists on table: DID IT SHIP OR DI
December 18, 2024 at 1:53 AM
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nothing like faving a post and then seeing it was made three seconds ago. love to accidentally serve "dreams of eating you"
December 15, 2024 at 3:23 AM
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Please don't reply to my posts with facts I am trying to be an idiot
December 1, 2024 at 5:39 AM
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Last winter you put a little pillow on top of the radiator for me. Last year you loved me more I guess, that’s ok it’s totally fine. I’m fine
December 3, 2024 at 8:19 PM
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Maybe people wouldn't get so mad at health insurance companies if we accurately described how they work. Paying premiums doesn't buy you care, it buys you the opportunity to pay an unknown amount for care in the future. Hmm ok that may make people more mad actually
December 5, 2024 at 5:27 PM
great work girls looking soooo normal
December 6, 2024 at 4:02 AM