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janes
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the janes are here
i’m reading this book about the dreams (literal dreams at night) of people under the third reich and it’s creeping me out
February 12, 2026 at 2:16 AM
everyone else is melting 😡
February 11, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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Can you imagine paying for this?
February 11, 2026 at 1:27 PM
i enjoyed the lobby and so can you
February 11, 2026 at 7:12 AM
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I don’t want anyone - whether it’s the schools or Hollywood - telling my kids about New Jersey without my input and permission
I can’t stop laughing about “and from New Jersey”
February 11, 2026 at 4:38 AM
it’s soooo cute when an animal looks happy
February 11, 2026 at 12:04 AM
it’s slightly above freezing so in an hour it will snow
February 10, 2026 at 9:32 PM
how often was there really a demand to take a tooth for a tooth
February 10, 2026 at 7:10 PM
February 10, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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Erik Prince getting iced by the ghost of Roland the thompson gunner
February 10, 2026 at 5:01 AM
their bums are so pretty from above
This aerial shot is a reminder of the extraordinary perspectives our pilots witness every day, patrolling Kenya's wilderness from dawn. On the ground, our Keepers get a closer view – at our Kaluku and Nairobi Nurseries, we're hand-raising orphan zebra alongside a host of other orphan creatures.
February 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
drinking constant comment as directed. i do like it, but it could be more orange-y—though not without curdling the milk i guess.
February 9, 2026 at 4:46 PM
you know AO3 was started by fanfiction folks after the rug kept getting pulled out from under them by companies getting sold etc, losing tons of work. I knew several of the founders--“we want to own the servers” that was a friend of mine. can’t the left/gamers do that
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 PM
i’m find of TP but haunting feeling that the waiting is the hardest part has been playing continuously in this same supermarket for 45 years
February 8, 2026 at 8:27 PM
ok gang i’m going out there. just remember—it’s no Yakutsk.
February 8, 2026 at 7:03 PM
noteworthy cat imo
what a coincidence
February 8, 2026 at 5:35 PM
feeling haunted tonight
February 8, 2026 at 5:52 AM
February 8, 2026 at 5:37 AM
follow comment up to see Jimmy in his tie. jimmy is cute.
he looks so pleased!!
February 8, 2026 at 3:07 AM
truly doing nothing. pathetic.
February 7, 2026 at 8:13 PM
day 36 locked down in the frozen waste. winds have drifted the snow so hard there’s no opening the garage even if i wanted to. look out windows, no sign of life. head aches from staring at screens in lieu of companionship. starting to hallucinate.
February 7, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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A long time ago, I invented my own biathlon, which was treading water while smoking.
Wait y'all were serious about ski gun? I thought that was a made up event for a shitpost
Entire world: welcome to the “decathlon,” ten classic athletic skills in one event!

Finland: no. biathlon. Two things. Ski and gun
February 7, 2026 at 4:50 PM
oh my god it’s not a joke
February 7, 2026 at 2:32 AM
*glances quickly at a picture* is the italian team dressed as the US army in 1944?
February 7, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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got my congealed curry license
February 6, 2026 at 11:47 PM