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Bren-dangit
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Golang dev
Sometimes wrestler
Potential robot builder
Whenever I think, it is too hard
He/Him
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The video promoting this thing has convinced me that it's the most evil product to ever exist
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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I’m not reading a dead pedophiles emails. I don’t care how many typos they have in them.
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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nothing is wrong. there is no problem. but you can’t help but think that man outside the trolley window appears to have a lot on his mind.
December 26, 2023 at 6:59 PM
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The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players — the responses were haunting.
November 15, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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"Perform being desirable and normal or you won't get a woman" is actually perfectly acceptable and the foundation of basically all complex, sexually reproducing life and I don't want to hear shit about hearts and minds.
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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hey remember how that one big tech ceo was on a panel in like 2021/22 where someone asked him about how remote work gave a lot more power to the workers and he chuckled and said “yeah well a little recession will take care of that”

I think about that often.
Just fucking insane to see the absolute (intentional) collapse of full remote jobs available for AAA studios in so short a time. Why would I EVER move for a job again when I could be laid off weeks after moving my entire life across the globe??
November 14, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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If you haven’t read it yet, it’s a sweet-yet-terrifying story abt what family can mean. Includes a lovable shape-changing monster, the monster-hunter who changes everything, a bear named Blueberry & a guy w/a helpful fetish. Made me fall off the bed laughing. 5/5, no notes.
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A shapeshifting monster *accidentally* falls in love with the woman who's hunting her. We've all been there, right?
Someone You Can Build a Nest In
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November 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.

A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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charging into the glory hole at 200 mph but it's painted on like a looney tunes tunnel and i flatten my dick into an accordion
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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"A guy emailing a reporter talking about old girlfriends or saying someone is "dirty" is not a whole news story."
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Computers were a skill. They were taught in classrooms as a skill. Skills give you power over your tools because you work them as an expert and that is leverage to multiply externally.

And then computers became an A/B tested telemetry-based advertising conduit to brains for SaaS recurring revenue.
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Asher found an interesting email where Epstein was upset that it was costing so much money to push negative articles about him lower in Google search results
November 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days
August 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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We need the 5th wave of feminism right the fuck now and the absolute minimum viable project is an alliance of trans fems, sex workers, and healthcare workers fighting for personal, political, and workplace autonomy with the militancy of the revolution in Rojava

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
November 13, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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It’s crazy being a narrative designer who wrote fake emails and seeing this many real emails from rich evil people with brainworms and going “sheesh even when I had to be extremely on the nose to clarify objectives and shit I was still leagues more subtle and human-sounding than THIS”
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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i think peter thiel should have his fortune stripped on the way to prison and everyone who worked at gawker in 2014-16 should get $100 million
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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every woman acutely understands this face.
November 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Marge
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Like I dunno, maybe the reason it took a lady to break open the story of all the men protecting the dude trafficking underage girls is because the male journos were all emailing him making jokes about it?
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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I ALMOST MISSED EXPLODING WHALE DAY
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Again, to every videogame writer who wrote funny emails to read in an immersive sim/etc. where I rolled my eyes and said out loud, "lol like anyone would ever email something this on the nose", again, sorry, I was wrong, life sucks, you nailed it
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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this is what i do with most nerd shit i hate. it's an incredible strategy, highly recommend
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM