Hopeful Utopian
@hopefulutopian.bsky.social
Delightfully boisterous math/post rock from St. Louis.
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Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”
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SPOOK-TUAH! SCARE ON THAT THING
October 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
SPOOK-TUAH! SCARE ON THAT THING
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
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it isn't just peepee - it's poo poo
October 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
it isn't just peepee - it's poo poo
October 17, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
July 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
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monday i have fart club, tuesday and thursdays are penis club, and friday i have weight watchers
July 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
monday i have fart club, tuesday and thursdays are penis club, and friday i have weight watchers
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the air may be a lil bit too hot but the river is still cold enough to make your feet numb
June 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
the air may be a lil bit too hot but the river is still cold enough to make your feet numb
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN URBAN DICTIONARY IS BLOCKED AT WORK?!?!
May 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN URBAN DICTIONARY IS BLOCKED AT WORK?!?!
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in some ways i relate to john fetterman’s whole “why is everyone mad at me” thing
May 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
in some ways i relate to john fetterman’s whole “why is everyone mad at me” thing
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Fans of loud music, get some good earplugs and wear them to shows. Tinnitus and hearing loss are not really that fun
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Fans of loud music, get some good earplugs and wear them to shows. Tinnitus and hearing loss are not really that fun
The Fourth of May be with you!
May 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The Fourth of May be with you!
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the guy in the snapdragon commercial who uses ai to generate a bedtime story to tell his kids demonstrates that ai is really useful for inventing new and astonishing ways to be a loser
April 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
the guy in the snapdragon commercial who uses ai to generate a bedtime story to tell his kids demonstrates that ai is really useful for inventing new and astonishing ways to be a loser
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Happy “‘The boyfriend’ looks nice” day to all who celebrate
April 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Happy “‘The boyfriend’ looks nice” day to all who celebrate
Double duty at the Sinkhole on Saturday for a benefit towards the work of PROMO. See you there!
April 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Double duty at the Sinkhole on Saturday for a benefit towards the work of PROMO. See you there!
I hope the civil engineering team who designed the Big Bend interchange on 64/40 know nothing except deep and intense shame.
April 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I hope the civil engineering team who designed the Big Bend interchange on 64/40 know nothing except deep and intense shame.
Autotuning my guitar with harmonized delay.
April 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Autotuning my guitar with harmonized delay.
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sell peanut butter in wide tubs, not deep jars. tired of gettin pb on my knucks
March 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
sell peanut butter in wide tubs, not deep jars. tired of gettin pb on my knucks
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reposting with alt text, because this is good
March 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
reposting with alt text, because this is good
Forgot I was gonna use this website for my music. Playing this wildly fun show tomorrow in STL.
March 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Forgot I was gonna use this website for my music. Playing this wildly fun show tomorrow in STL.
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Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:
March 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:
It happened to me: I got called out for leaving a negative comment on Katy Perry IG post for "women not supporting women."
March 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
It happened to me: I got called out for leaving a negative comment on Katy Perry IG post for "women not supporting women."