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@holynosebleed.bsky.social
Actual SJW sasquatch who rambles about geek culture & porn. Absolutely bloody savage. Known to ruin the days of chuds. Panromantic demisexual, he/him, antifascist. Profile art by @yoursforest.bsky.social
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The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.
Name 4 dormant/dead franchises you want to be brought back.
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Name 4 dormant/dead franchises you want to be brought back.
There needs to be a R.E.P.O. mod that adds shelves into the truck because our truck is a fucking mess.
November 16, 2025 at 6:52 AM
There needs to be a R.E.P.O. mod that adds shelves into the truck because our truck is a fucking mess.
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It is my birthday, please celebrate according to tradition: as a skeleton screaming for 30 seconds
November 14, 2025 at 8:58 AM
It is my birthday, please celebrate according to tradition: as a skeleton screaming for 30 seconds
Had to really think about what films genuinely bring me comfort. I came up with quite a lot, actually.
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Had to really think about what films genuinely bring me comfort. I came up with quite a lot, actually.
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NEW VIDEO !!!
about pokemon gen 1 and how its cute lil world flares up my imagination with all the cute lil things in it and how its laid out and presented :3
LINK: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqax...
about pokemon gen 1 and how its cute lil world flares up my imagination with all the cute lil things in it and how its laid out and presented :3
LINK: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqax...
November 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
NEW VIDEO !!!
about pokemon gen 1 and how its cute lil world flares up my imagination with all the cute lil things in it and how its laid out and presented :3
LINK: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqax...
about pokemon gen 1 and how its cute lil world flares up my imagination with all the cute lil things in it and how its laid out and presented :3
LINK: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqax...
Considering how many great films dropped this year, I'd say his take will age worse than Dragonball Evolution.
Like, seriously, these movies came out this year and he's saying this shit. Dude's so deep into that bottle that he's drowning in his own incoherence.
Like, seriously, these movies came out this year and he's saying this shit. Dude's so deep into that bottle that he's drowning in his own incoherence.
November 13, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Considering how many great films dropped this year, I'd say his take will age worse than Dragonball Evolution.
Like, seriously, these movies came out this year and he's saying this shit. Dude's so deep into that bottle that he's drowning in his own incoherence.
Like, seriously, these movies came out this year and he's saying this shit. Dude's so deep into that bottle that he's drowning in his own incoherence.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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Watching the HBO It show (mild spoilers for the HBO It show)
November 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Watching the HBO It show (mild spoilers for the HBO It show)
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ok, no more politics skeets, only video games.
hey, remember in bionic commando when hitler said "AH . . . !" and then his entire head exploded? great game.
hey, remember in bionic commando when hitler said "AH . . . !" and then his entire head exploded? great game.
November 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
ok, no more politics skeets, only video games.
hey, remember in bionic commando when hitler said "AH . . . !" and then his entire head exploded? great game.
hey, remember in bionic commando when hitler said "AH . . . !" and then his entire head exploded? great game.
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Am I doing it right?
November 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Am I doing it right?
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Frank Frazetta painting in his yard. Just as we all imagined it.
November 8, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Frank Frazetta painting in his yard. Just as we all imagined it.
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Out today! Tons of back matter, gorgeous art by Dale Eaglesham, Ken Lashley and more, brand new cover by Nicola Scott Art! You need it!
November 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Out today! Tons of back matter, gorgeous art by Dale Eaglesham, Ken Lashley and more, brand new cover by Nicola Scott Art! You need it!
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The combination of practical puppetry and stop motion to create something that feels real while still having a level of unsettling movement to add to the horror of it is soo good. 90's tokusatsu was truly something else
November 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The combination of practical puppetry and stop motion to create something that feels real while still having a level of unsettling movement to add to the horror of it is soo good. 90's tokusatsu was truly something else
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November 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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I wrote about how the 1998 American film led to one of the best cartoon spinoffs ever: www.inverse.com/entertainmen...
25 Years Later, The Most Underrated Godzilla Show Surpassed Its Infamous Origin
Remember 'Godzilla: The Series'? It's better than you remember.
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November 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I wrote about how the 1998 American film led to one of the best cartoon spinoffs ever: www.inverse.com/entertainmen...
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I want Stun the Insect's DANG DONG beanie
November 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I want Stun the Insect's DANG DONG beanie
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RIP Adam Greenberg
He was the superb cinematographer who shot Near Dark (watch it!), Terminator 2: Judgment Day and, of course, The Terminator, which means he’s responsible for one of my favourite shots in cinema that also coined a new genre for its film:
He was the superb cinematographer who shot Near Dark (watch it!), Terminator 2: Judgment Day and, of course, The Terminator, which means he’s responsible for one of my favourite shots in cinema that also coined a new genre for its film:
November 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
RIP Adam Greenberg
He was the superb cinematographer who shot Near Dark (watch it!), Terminator 2: Judgment Day and, of course, The Terminator, which means he’s responsible for one of my favourite shots in cinema that also coined a new genre for its film:
He was the superb cinematographer who shot Near Dark (watch it!), Terminator 2: Judgment Day and, of course, The Terminator, which means he’s responsible for one of my favourite shots in cinema that also coined a new genre for its film:
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I like being the bearer of good news. Today Louay's daughter Malak, which means Angel in English, was born. She is a symbol of Palestinian resistance & joy, but she is also a newborn in need of everything. So donate, share, do not let this sweet angel down.
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November 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
May everyone who plays with those skins be hunted down by other players en masse and all of their play experiences be miserable. I wanna see the same fervor that is given to blowing up Cybertrucks in game.
Harry Potter is reportedly the next Fortnite collaboration
Epic Games have collaborated with a lot of major franchises with Fortnite and that's not set too change anytime soon as leakers have revealed that the Harry Potter franchises is apparently coming to the popular game. The Harry Potter…
Epic Games have collaborated with a lot of major franchises with Fortnite and that's not set too change anytime soon as leakers have revealed that the Harry Potter franchises is apparently coming to the popular game. The Harry Potter…
Harry Potter is reportedly the next Fortnite collaboration
Epic Games have collaborated with a lot of major franchises with Fortnite and that's not set too change anytime soon as leakers have revealed that the Harry Potter franchises is apparently coming to the popular game. The Harry Potter collaboration is set to launch for Chapter 7 of Fortnite which is scheduled for release in early December.
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November 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
May everyone who plays with those skins be hunted down by other players en masse and all of their play experiences be miserable. I wanna see the same fervor that is given to blowing up Cybertrucks in game.
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My niece is missing. She was last seen in Patterson, NJ on Oct 25th. Please help us find her.
November 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
My niece is missing. She was last seen in Patterson, NJ on Oct 25th. Please help us find her.