🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃
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🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃
@holynosebleed.bsky.social
Actual SJW sasquatch who rambles about geek culture & porn. Absolutely bloody savage. Known to ruin the days of chuds. Panromantic demisexual, he/him, antifascist. Profile art by @yoursforest.bsky.social
Never too late to change your mind, sir.
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Stopping at only four is torture, I swear.
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The Naked Gun (2025) is funnier than every movie he's been involved with since 1991.
November 16, 2025 at 11:21 AM
And he's not even an interesting one, at that. Just another boring twat following the basic grifter bitch handbook. Pathetic.
November 13, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Critical Drinker is a drunk loser who knows fuckall about film but speaks on them as some sort of authority, constantly tripping over himself. Man couldn't even name a single Japanese film when asked what Japanese films he liked after singing their praises. He's a poser, a grifter, and a bore.
November 13, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Well, sequel/prequel anyway.
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I kinda hope it's more along the lines of the sequel, as it was deeply cathartic to see her killing people who deserved it.
November 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
All of this just hammers home how important good dubs are, especially for accessibility. Too many people don't seem to understand that not everyone can read subs.
November 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM