🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃
@holynosebleed.bsky.social
Actual SJW sasquatch who rambles about geek culture & porn. Absolutely bloody savage. Known to ruin the days of chuds. Panromantic demisexual, he/him, antifascist. Profile art by @yoursforest.bsky.social
Name 4 dormant/dead franchises you want to be brought back.
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Name 4 dormant/dead franchises you want to be brought back.
Had to really think about what films genuinely bring me comfort. I came up with quite a lot, actually.
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Had to really think about what films genuinely bring me comfort. I came up with quite a lot, actually.
Considering how many great films dropped this year, I'd say his take will age worse than Dragonball Evolution.
Like, seriously, these movies came out this year and he's saying this shit. Dude's so deep into that bottle that he's drowning in his own incoherence.
Like, seriously, these movies came out this year and he's saying this shit. Dude's so deep into that bottle that he's drowning in his own incoherence.
November 13, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Considering how many great films dropped this year, I'd say his take will age worse than Dragonball Evolution.
Like, seriously, these movies came out this year and he's saying this shit. Dude's so deep into that bottle that he's drowning in his own incoherence.
Like, seriously, these movies came out this year and he's saying this shit. Dude's so deep into that bottle that he's drowning in his own incoherence.
Am I doing it right?
November 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Am I doing it right?
As you wish.
November 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
As you wish.
Sure, why not?
October 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Sure, why not?
Since it seems like Fortnite no longer has a barrier for what they won't add (seeing as how Art the Clown is now in it), here's some characters I'd like to see pop up next year for Fortnitemares. Are some of them long shots? Sure. But why not shoot for the moon, you know?
October 13, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Since it seems like Fortnite no longer has a barrier for what they won't add (seeing as how Art the Clown is now in it), here's some characters I'd like to see pop up next year for Fortnitemares. Are some of them long shots? Sure. But why not shoot for the moon, you know?
the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa
October 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa
I mean, if you insist.
September 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I mean, if you insist.
Why I post
September 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Why I post
My favourite thing about doing Horrorfest every year is that I use it as an excuse to watch movies I might've not prioritized before. It lets me find new things I actually end up really enjoying.
September 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
My favourite thing about doing Horrorfest every year is that I use it as an excuse to watch movies I might've not prioritized before. It lets me find new things I actually end up really enjoying.
Oh, if only we lived in the timeline where the Operation: Aliens cartoon actually happened.
September 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Oh, if only we lived in the timeline where the Operation: Aliens cartoon actually happened.
It Saturday! 📺
Post a cartoon TV series you love
Post a cartoon TV series you love
September 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
It Saturday! 📺
Post a cartoon TV series you love
Post a cartoon TV series you love
There's a few that come to mind.
September 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
There's a few that come to mind.
Done.
September 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Done.
WSJ's source:
September 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
WSJ's source:
The greatest game ever made.
September 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The greatest game ever made.
Are we speaking strictly Marvel or across the board, because...
September 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Are we speaking strictly Marvel or across the board, because...