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Dungeon Master ordinaire. Masters in Sociology. Just wanna be an X-Wing pilot. Aspiring Magical Cat Girl Jedi Mechwarrior. Miniature painter. 🏳️⚧️NB (Any/All)
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Looks like I've got some new followers, so I guess it's introduction time.
Hi, I'm Hobbie.
I'm a miniature painter, and I stream most of my painting sessions on Twitch
Twitch.tv/hobbiets
You can also find pictures of my work on IG
instagram.com/hobbiets
Hi, I'm Hobbie.
I'm a miniature painter, and I stream most of my painting sessions on Twitch
Twitch.tv/hobbiets
You can also find pictures of my work on IG
instagram.com/hobbiets
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After WW2 the French did what the US did *not* do in Reconstruction or denazification: it executed the collaborators, even those who merely lent unofficial aid, drove them into poverty, stripped them of political power, and marked them as untouchable filth.
"except in extraordinary and unusual circumstances" is a big enough loophole for a family of elephants to walk through. www.huffpost.com/entry/democr...
Democrats Ease Up On 1 Of Their Biggest ICE Demands
Masks might still be OK in "extraordinary and unusual circumstances," Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said.
www.huffpost.com
February 5, 2026 at 3:56 AM
After WW2 the French did what the US did *not* do in Reconstruction or denazification: it executed the collaborators, even those who merely lent unofficial aid, drove them into poverty, stripped them of political power, and marked them as untouchable filth.
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Been dreading this news. We finally made computers scarce again
The Steam Machine has been delayed because stupid little babies can't stop using AI to write their emails:
aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
February 5, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Been dreading this news. We finally made computers scarce again
It's so funny that the billionaires like musk who want to liked sooooo badly will do everything in their power to be absolute evil shitheads, instead of giving everyone a million dollars
February 5, 2026 at 3:52 AM
It's so funny that the billionaires like musk who want to liked sooooo badly will do everything in their power to be absolute evil shitheads, instead of giving everyone a million dollars
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Never kill yourself, because with a little luck Elon will do it first and you don't want to miss out on that
All Elon ever wanted was for people to think he was funny. He tried to buy that by buying Twitter. It didn't work. He made some half-arsed memes. That didn't work either. He went onstage with Dave Chapelle. People booed so much he had a breakdown.
Elon is sad because he isn't funny.
Elon is sad because he isn't funny.
February 5, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Never kill yourself, because with a little luck Elon will do it first and you don't want to miss out on that
Time to search this guy's name in the epstein files
a Republican witness in the GOP's "Somali Scammers" hearing details how he drives by childcare centers and looks at how many footprints in the snow there are to determine how many kids are there. Psycho stuff.
February 5, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Time to search this guy's name in the epstein files
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the Muppets are everyone on this website and Scrooge is Musk
Muppet Songs: Muppet Christmas Carol - Scrooge
The Muppet Christmas CarolDirected by Brian HensonReleased: 1992/01/01Starring Frank Oz, Steve Whitmire, Jerry Nelson, Dave Goelz and Michael CaineWant to se...
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2023 at 12:49 AM
the Muppets are everyone on this website and Scrooge is Musk
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sneaking around the neighborhood at night, slapping stickers that say "I bought this after Elon begged to go to the wildest party at Pedophile Island" on every last Tesla I find
February 4, 2026 at 10:12 PM
sneaking around the neighborhood at night, slapping stickers that say "I bought this after Elon begged to go to the wildest party at Pedophile Island" on every last Tesla I find
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New “started / going” format
February 5, 2026 at 3:24 AM
New “started / going” format
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JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite
February 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite
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Trump came groveling to Schumer, skywriting that the Democrats had all the leverage. Schumer's reaction was to immediately cave, keeping the government open and DHS funded for two weeks while Trump's minions could get their ideological house back in order, on the eve of another major ICE/CBP surge.
Legit asking, what's the problem here?
Schumer has graduated to world-historical levels of political malpractice. Van Papen, Quisling, Stephen A. Douglas-level incompetence that in retrospect becomes indistinguishable from evil.
February 2, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Trump came groveling to Schumer, skywriting that the Democrats had all the leverage. Schumer's reaction was to immediately cave, keeping the government open and DHS funded for two weeks while Trump's minions could get their ideological house back in order, on the eve of another major ICE/CBP surge.
February 5, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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Someone made a post saying that earth is essentially a resort for like 20 people and the rest of us are just their staff.
This is like people thinking Musk is trying to optimize Twitter for revenues. THEY WANT CONTROL AND POWER.
This debate or discourse or discussion about why Bezos is dismantling WaPo or whether or not more subscriptions or boycotts could change things or how he could fund it easily is pointless. It’s moot.
Bezos bought the Post to control the narrative and push his agenda. Financials don’t matter.
Bezos bought the Post to control the narrative and push his agenda. Financials don’t matter.
February 4, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Someone made a post saying that earth is essentially a resort for like 20 people and the rest of us are just their staff.
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
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The guy who owns Amazon shutting down the books section of the Washington Post is beyond parody
WaPo also closing Books section and downsizing International and Metro sections
February 4, 2026 at 2:05 PM
The guy who owns Amazon shutting down the books section of the Washington Post is beyond parody
I'm so excited for some classic Crow and Tom hijinks
Old friends, together again. @mst3kofficial.bsky.social rifftraxmakesmst3k.com
February 4, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I'm so excited for some classic Crow and Tom hijinks
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‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck https://theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-reader-cant-believe-how-long-it-taking-sam-and-frodo-to-fuck/
February 4, 2026 at 10:00 PM
‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck https://theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-reader-cant-believe-how-long-it-taking-sam-and-frodo-to-fuck/
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they're trying to be coy about salivating over the prospect of raping women, they'll contest that but if pushed to explain, that's exactly what they would describe. forced pregnancy of any kind, by a man or by the state, is gender-based violence
February 4, 2026 at 6:08 PM
they're trying to be coy about salivating over the prospect of raping women, they'll contest that but if pushed to explain, that's exactly what they would describe. forced pregnancy of any kind, by a man or by the state, is gender-based violence
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Movie idea that keeps kicking around my head;
Billionaire serial killer.
A billionaire who starts murdering his fellow billionaires, and no one suspects him, because why would they. Those that do suspect, realize there's nothing they can do because billionaires don't suffer consequences
Billionaire serial killer.
A billionaire who starts murdering his fellow billionaires, and no one suspects him, because why would they. Those that do suspect, realize there's nothing they can do because billionaires don't suffer consequences
February 4, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Movie idea that keeps kicking around my head;
Billionaire serial killer.
A billionaire who starts murdering his fellow billionaires, and no one suspects him, because why would they. Those that do suspect, realize there's nothing they can do because billionaires don't suffer consequences
Billionaire serial killer.
A billionaire who starts murdering his fellow billionaires, and no one suspects him, because why would they. Those that do suspect, realize there's nothing they can do because billionaires don't suffer consequences
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We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
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Marty Baron suspended Felicia Somnez for telling the truth about the allegations against Kobe Bryant. He was part of this long slide into fascist-enabling. He can have all the seats.
A staggering statement from former Washington Post editor Marty Baron: "This ranks among the darkest days in the history of one of the world's greatest news organizations."
February 4, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Marty Baron suspended Felicia Somnez for telling the truth about the allegations against Kobe Bryant. He was part of this long slide into fascist-enabling. He can have all the seats.
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In case anyone thinks OP is exaggerating the point
February 4, 2026 at 6:27 PM
In case anyone thinks OP is exaggerating the point
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Yeah I read this thinking Kid Rock's lyrics would be subtle but nope, basically it's "I like to rape kids"
Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of TPUSA Super Bowl show
The song has a verse about liking girls underage and 'statutory' being 'mandatory.'
www.pennlive.com
February 4, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Yeah I read this thinking Kid Rock's lyrics would be subtle but nope, basically it's "I like to rape kids"
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Ending billionaireism isn't just socially and economically necessary to maintain human civilization, it's a humanitarian measure for the billionaires themselves. They're clearly very sick and we can help them
February 4, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Ending billionaireism isn't just socially and economically necessary to maintain human civilization, it's a humanitarian measure for the billionaires themselves. They're clearly very sick and we can help them
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The behavior of our big beautiful billionaires over the past several decades is psychologically what I can only describe as "Crying out for consequences." They can't stop themselves and deep down they need to be stopped. They need it as much as we do
February 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
The behavior of our big beautiful billionaires over the past several decades is psychologically what I can only describe as "Crying out for consequences." They can't stop themselves and deep down they need to be stopped. They need it as much as we do