Himbotep the Mummy, PhD
@himbotep.bsky.social
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No longer the sole member of the Premier's Himbonomic Recovery Team - Blessed with unlimited zeal
No longer the sole member of the Premier's Himbonomic Recovery Team - Blessed with unlimited zeal
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Man I can't wait to see DOOBIE'S FROGDOGENSTEIN.
November 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Man I can't wait to see DOOBIE'S FROGDOGENSTEIN.
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POSTER: In my post I invented the Don’t Misunderstand the Torment Nexus Metaphor as a cautionary tale
CTO: At long last, I have misunderstood the Torment Nexus Metaphor from the classic post Don't Misunderstand The Torment Nexus Metaphor
CTO: At long last, I have misunderstood the Torment Nexus Metaphor from the classic post Don't Misunderstand The Torment Nexus Metaphor
"Torment Nexus" comes from this tweet and is often used now to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have with social networks, like getting dogpiled or harassed or being pushed into conflict
November 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
POSTER: In my post I invented the Don’t Misunderstand the Torment Nexus Metaphor as a cautionary tale
CTO: At long last, I have misunderstood the Torment Nexus Metaphor from the classic post Don't Misunderstand The Torment Nexus Metaphor
CTO: At long last, I have misunderstood the Torment Nexus Metaphor from the classic post Don't Misunderstand The Torment Nexus Metaphor
Not all of you on here remember the dot com crash, so I guess it's nice you'll get your own, but the downside is that this one will be much more gruesome.
The construction of AI data centers "accounted for fully 92% of GDP growth" in the US.
Wonder how grim these figures would be if you excluded big tech companies trading billions back and forth for AI.
Wonder how grim these figures would be if you excluded big tech companies trading billions back and forth for AI.
Without data centers, GDP growth was 0.1% in the first half of 2025, Harvard economist says | Fortune
Is a U.S. without data centers a country without GDP growth?
fortune.com
November 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Not all of you on here remember the dot com crash, so I guess it's nice you'll get your own, but the downside is that this one will be much more gruesome.
Playing through the Doom IWADs again. Tore (and ripped) through E1 & E2 on UV and said aloud "hmm, Doom is quite a bit easier than Doom II".
Then I remembered Sigil I & II and realized that I am heading for a shitwrecking of legend.
#JohnRomerosAboutToMakeMeHisBitch
Then I remembered Sigil I & II and realized that I am heading for a shitwrecking of legend.
#JohnRomerosAboutToMakeMeHisBitch
October 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Playing through the Doom IWADs again. Tore (and ripped) through E1 & E2 on UV and said aloud "hmm, Doom is quite a bit easier than Doom II".
Then I remembered Sigil I & II and realized that I am heading for a shitwrecking of legend.
#JohnRomerosAboutToMakeMeHisBitch
Then I remembered Sigil I & II and realized that I am heading for a shitwrecking of legend.
#JohnRomerosAboutToMakeMeHisBitch
I view the artistic merit of Cannibal Holocaust as dubious at best, and this man couldn't be more right.
My #Horrorsky hot take:
'Green Inferno' is everything people hate about 'Cannibal Holocaust' but without any artistic merit whatsoever. Unless you count racism and intense reactionary hatred of the left. Which it is chock full of.
Also it just sucks, because Eli Roth doesn't know how to direct.
'Green Inferno' is everything people hate about 'Cannibal Holocaust' but without any artistic merit whatsoever. Unless you count racism and intense reactionary hatred of the left. Which it is chock full of.
Also it just sucks, because Eli Roth doesn't know how to direct.
October 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I view the artistic merit of Cannibal Holocaust as dubious at best, and this man couldn't be more right.
Don't worry, we can remove tattoos these days.
October 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Don't worry, we can remove tattoos these days.
October 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The best people.
EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
October 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The best people.
Ms. Keep is absolutely right, and I'll add my opinion that said hunt should be managed by sovereign Indigenous government.
The Newfoundland and Labrador seal hunt is vital for the health of the arctic and we should encourage sustainable and ethical seal hunts with a robust global trade of fur and fats.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Ms. Keep is absolutely right, and I'll add my opinion that said hunt should be managed by sovereign Indigenous government.
I have to confess, I really wasn't expecting their entire online footprint to consist of people absolutely fucking roasting them in their own page comments.
Newfoundlanders once again showing how it's done.
Newfoundlanders once again showing how it's done.
NL Diagolon fanboy Jeff Gardner is pushing a Second Sons chapter here called Saltwater Sons. Nothing says "real power" like having to pay for an AI to add dozens of identical soldiers to your video to hide the reality of it being four sad sacks of shit out for a giggly Nazi larp.
Get a hobby, b'ys.
Get a hobby, b'ys.
October 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I have to confess, I really wasn't expecting their entire online footprint to consist of people absolutely fucking roasting them in their own page comments.
Newfoundlanders once again showing how it's done.
Newfoundlanders once again showing how it's done.
NL Diagolon fanboy Jeff Gardner is pushing a Second Sons chapter here called Saltwater Sons. Nothing says "real power" like having to pay for an AI to add dozens of identical soldiers to your video to hide the reality of it being four sad sacks of shit out for a giggly Nazi larp.
Get a hobby, b'ys.
Get a hobby, b'ys.
October 15, 2025 at 10:06 AM
NL Diagolon fanboy Jeff Gardner is pushing a Second Sons chapter here called Saltwater Sons. Nothing says "real power" like having to pay for an AI to add dozens of identical soldiers to your video to hide the reality of it being four sad sacks of shit out for a giggly Nazi larp.
Get a hobby, b'ys.
Get a hobby, b'ys.
Mmm, yes. I see.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...
October 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Mmm, yes. I see.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...
Perennial font of hate and taker of last place in elections Dana Metcalfe is due in court this week regarding the suit filed by a local principal whom she repeatedly accused of "grooming", among other things. Prayers up for the judge who has to listen to her sovcit nonsense.
Pictured, her prep.
Pictured, her prep.
a stuffed animal with pigtails is writing on a piece of paper
Alt: The strange creature from Nanalan trying feebly to write on a piece of paper.
media.tenor.com
October 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Perennial font of hate and taker of last place in elections Dana Metcalfe is due in court this week regarding the suit filed by a local principal whom she repeatedly accused of "grooming", among other things. Prayers up for the judge who has to listen to her sovcit nonsense.
Pictured, her prep.
Pictured, her prep.
The Mummy Community is reporting for duty in the War on Christmas.
This is what the woke left wants to turn Christmas into
Walked into a Canadian Tire and no longer know what holiday season we’re celebrating anymore
October 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The Mummy Community is reporting for duty in the War on Christmas.
The Venn diagram of guys who talk about "virgins" and guys who call women "females" is a perfect circle of wet shit.
Guys obsessed with virgins literally have the most intense "small dick energy" imaginable.
October 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The Venn diagram of guys who talk about "virgins" and guys who call women "females" is a perfect circle of wet shit.
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Hello, ladies, dudes, and gentlethems. The "Clanker Discourse" has been a two day workshop by JK Rowling to generate name ideas for characters in her upcoming science fiction thriller; it is now concluded, thank you for your participation.
October 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Hello, ladies, dudes, and gentlethems. The "Clanker Discourse" has been a two day workshop by JK Rowling to generate name ideas for characters in her upcoming science fiction thriller; it is now concluded, thank you for your participation.
Hearkening again to the death of Rush Limbaugh. Gnashing teeth and screaming the world would never be the same for a day, and then immediately forgotten.
I genuinely had to look up his name because I couldn't even remember which one of the interchangeable sacks of angry cottage cheese had died.
I genuinely had to look up his name because I couldn't even remember which one of the interchangeable sacks of angry cottage cheese had died.
Fascism really is built around hate and contempt, internally as well as externally.
If you as a fascist cannot function as an effective instrument for hate and/or contempt, you become an object of hate and/or contempt.
Kirk's martyrdom for hate failed, so we're seeing him held contempt, now.
If you as a fascist cannot function as an effective instrument for hate and/or contempt, you become an object of hate and/or contempt.
Kirk's martyrdom for hate failed, so we're seeing him held contempt, now.
cracking up at how republicans just fully stopped talking about charlie kirk lol. dropped him like woody. they can't even keep up the pretense of outrage long enough to pretend to care for a whole month. zero attention span, brains like a kennel of angry dogs with a window to a busy street
October 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Hearkening again to the death of Rush Limbaugh. Gnashing teeth and screaming the world would never be the same for a day, and then immediately forgotten.
I genuinely had to look up his name because I couldn't even remember which one of the interchangeable sacks of angry cottage cheese had died.
I genuinely had to look up his name because I couldn't even remember which one of the interchangeable sacks of angry cottage cheese had died.
Do you know why that is, friends?
It's because it fucking _rips_. Treat yourself if you haven't yet.
It's because it fucking _rips_. Treat yourself if you haven't yet.
MANHUNT getting a shout-out in VOGUE from @emotrophywife.bsky.social <3
www.vogue.com/article/requ...
www.vogue.com/article/requ...
Required Reading: The 7 Books That Inspired Grace Byron's New Novel ‘Herculine’
www.vogue.com
October 4, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Do you know why that is, friends?
It's because it fucking _rips_. Treat yourself if you haven't yet.
It's because it fucking _rips_. Treat yourself if you haven't yet.
Uhoh, looks like there's probably someone in Portugal Cove St. Philips frantically googling "are dominion voting machines used in municipal elections" right about now. Brace yourselves for The Grift!
October 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Uhoh, looks like there's probably someone in Portugal Cove St. Philips frantically googling "are dominion voting machines used in municipal elections" right about now. Brace yourselves for The Grift!
Aye fuck knowledge, let's just ask the racist brain trauma machine that can't count.
We laugh at this shit -- I mean, how can you not? -- but it's serious: these guys want to infuse reactionary thinking into AI and then infuse AI into every nook & cranny of American life. They can't win the argument so they are trying to blunt-force their views onto us with money & power.
October 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Aye fuck knowledge, let's just ask the racist brain trauma machine that can't count.
You know what though? If you don't want people saying you share the stage with neo-nazis, maybe don't share the stage with neo-nazis.
www.thedailybeast.com/rfk-jr-loses...
www.thedailybeast.com/rfk-jr-loses...
RFK Jr. Loses Libel Lawsuit Over Neo-Nazi Party Ties
The health secretary once appeared onstage at an anti-vax rally in Berlin organized by the far-right.
www.thedailybeast.com
October 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
You know what though? If you don't want people saying you share the stage with neo-nazis, maybe don't share the stage with neo-nazis.
www.thedailybeast.com/rfk-jr-loses...
www.thedailybeast.com/rfk-jr-loses...
As ever, I will remind folks that the last federally funded residential school closed in 1997. It's not just survivors who are alive to this day, there are staff members who are only in their 60s.
None of this is vague "ancient history".
None of this is vague "ancient history".
September 30, 2025 at 9:33 AM
As ever, I will remind folks that the last federally funded residential school closed in 1997. It's not just survivors who are alive to this day, there are staff members who are only in their 60s.
None of this is vague "ancient history".
None of this is vague "ancient history".
Breaking: Octogenarian learns television isn't real.
www.kgw.com/article/news...
www.kgw.com/article/news...
Trump seems to back off Portland military plan: 'Am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening?'
President Trump had said he will send troops to Portland to protect U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement facilities, which he said were "under attack."
www.kgw.com
September 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Breaking: Octogenarian learns television isn't real.
www.kgw.com/article/news...
www.kgw.com/article/news...
And another thing, because I am a salty bitch today, I will mock RFK Jr and his brainworms all day every day, but making fun of his addiction issues is not alright. Not out of respect for him, he's a shitbag, but for everyone else struggling with addiction. They aren't him.
September 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
And another thing, because I am a salty bitch today, I will mock RFK Jr and his brainworms all day every day, but making fun of his addiction issues is not alright. Not out of respect for him, he's a shitbag, but for everyone else struggling with addiction. They aren't him.