Himbotep the Mummy, PhD
@himbotep.bsky.social
He / Him(bo) -
No longer the sole member of the Premier's Himbonomic Recovery Team - Blessed with unlimited zeal
No longer the sole member of the Premier's Himbonomic Recovery Team - Blessed with unlimited zeal
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Okay, we're at about three and a half million pages of Epstein documents now. Has anyone got a running tally of how many drag queens have been implicated thus far?
Looks like ... oh, zero. What's the tally on trans people? Oh, zero again?
Fascinating.
Looks like ... oh, zero. What's the tally on trans people? Oh, zero again?
Fascinating.
February 12, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Okay, we're at about three and a half million pages of Epstein documents now. Has anyone got a running tally of how many drag queens have been implicated thus far?
Looks like ... oh, zero. What's the tally on trans people? Oh, zero again?
Fascinating.
Looks like ... oh, zero. What's the tally on trans people? Oh, zero again?
Fascinating.
Come on now, the Boer doesn't have time for that science stuff, he's too busy asking grok if his CSAM machine is still illegal in space.
This would have been a good point for someone to have asked, is that really how things work? Or is vacuum in fact an excellent insulator? www.ft.com/content/a5cf...
February 11, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Come on now, the Boer doesn't have time for that science stuff, he's too busy asking grok if his CSAM machine is still illegal in space.
Sorry Mr. Mayor, just one quick question: What the _absolute fuck_? Are you hoping to hire the Christian Brothers to bring back that "moral fabric"?
February 5, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Sorry Mr. Mayor, just one quick question: What the _absolute fuck_? Are you hoping to hire the Christian Brothers to bring back that "moral fabric"?
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I read thousands of pages of Epstein files this weekend trying to understand what he wanted out of his meeting with 4chan's Christopher Poole. Here's everything we know about Epstein's plans to dismantle the internet and, eventually, democracy.
www.garbageday.email/p/here-s-how...
www.garbageday.email/p/here-s-how...
February 2, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I read thousands of pages of Epstein files this weekend trying to understand what he wanted out of his meeting with 4chan's Christopher Poole. Here's everything we know about Epstein's plans to dismantle the internet and, eventually, democracy.
www.garbageday.email/p/here-s-how...
www.garbageday.email/p/here-s-how...
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'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
Horrifying. ICE confirms measles outbreak at Dilley family detention center. www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-dil...
ICE halts "all movement" at Texas detention facility due to measles infections
The measles cases at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center were detected Friday, Department of Homeland Security spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin said in a statement to CBS News.
www.cbsnews.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
All exactly correct, because we are in the Hell Dimension.
So, let's get this straight. Christopher "Moot" Poole created 4chan as a gathering place for hentai and CSAM enthusiasts, started /pol/ the day he met with Jeffrey Epstein, then /pol/ memed Trump to the presidency and birthed Qanon, a conspiracy theory in which Trump is a good person who hates CSAM.
January 31, 2026 at 10:50 PM
All exactly correct, because we are in the Hell Dimension.
I guess that's a point for everyone who's been saying "4chan is the rot in the centre of the world" for twenty years.
thought this was a shitpost and oh jesus
January 31, 2026 at 11:49 AM
I guess that's a point for everyone who's been saying "4chan is the rot in the centre of the world" for twenty years.
"Golly, this company founded by a white supremacist and named after the horrific, invasive spy apparatus used by the fallen Maia Marion - also called The Mist of Fear, The Cruel, and The Dread Abomination, and later known as Sauron - is doing bad stuff. Feeling #betrayed, fam. UmU"
SCOOP: Palantir Defends Work With ICE to Staff Following Killing of Alex Pretti
WIRED obtained Slack conversations + an updated internal Palantir wiki defending the company's work for ICE to outraged workers.
More here:
www.wired.com/story/palant...
WIRED obtained Slack conversations + an updated internal Palantir wiki defending the company's work for ICE to outraged workers.
More here:
www.wired.com/story/palant...
Palantir Defends Work With ICE to Staff Following Killing of Alex Pretti
“In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this,” one worker wrote on Slack.
www.wired.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:24 AM
"Golly, this company founded by a white supremacist and named after the horrific, invasive spy apparatus used by the fallen Maia Marion - also called The Mist of Fear, The Cruel, and The Dread Abomination, and later known as Sauron - is doing bad stuff. Feeling #betrayed, fam. UmU"
* taps the sign *
bsky.app/profile/himb...
bsky.app/profile/himb...
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 2:53 PM
* taps the sign *
bsky.app/profile/himb...
bsky.app/profile/himb...
I'm sorry, do we have a sensible senator? Holy smokes do I have some crow to eat.
January 12, 2026 at 1:22 AM
I'm sorry, do we have a sensible senator? Holy smokes do I have some crow to eat.
To be fair, he asked Grok and it told him everything was fine in a delightful Jar Jar Binks accent.
Evan Solomon, the minister responsible for AI regulation and safety in Canada, declined an interview request.
Canadian government still using X amid platform’s child sex abuse material scandal globalnews.ca/news/1160665...
January 10, 2026 at 2:16 AM
To be fair, he asked Grok and it told him everything was fine in a delightful Jar Jar Binks accent.
A reminder to all the copy editors who choose "was fatally shot" instead of "was murdered":
You're looking for the tenth bolgia - when you get to the eighth circle, turn right at the thieves and go down three more levels.
You're looking for the tenth bolgia - when you get to the eighth circle, turn right at the thieves and go down three more levels.
January 8, 2026 at 1:35 AM
A reminder to all the copy editors who choose "was fatally shot" instead of "was murdered":
You're looking for the tenth bolgia - when you get to the eighth circle, turn right at the thieves and go down three more levels.
You're looking for the tenth bolgia - when you get to the eighth circle, turn right at the thieves and go down three more levels.
This would be par for the course of this circus but for one amazing additional fact:
Burch identifies as Catholic. Loudly. It's his Whole Thing. Spinning the Pope's words to appease your fascist? Holy shit man you'd better hope they're wrong about everything that happens when you die.
Burch identifies as Catholic. Loudly. It's his Whole Thing. Spinning the Pope's words to appease your fascist? Holy shit man you'd better hope they're wrong about everything that happens when you die.
In a stunning breach of diplomatic norms, Trump's ambassador to the Holy See issued a statement that misrepresented Pope Leo’s remarks on Venezuela in order to defend the U.S. military invasion.
Such a misrepresentation is unprecedented in the history of formal relations between the two governments
Such a misrepresentation is unprecedented in the history of formal relations between the two governments
Trump’s Vatican Ambassador Misrepresents Pope Leo’s Venezuela Remarks to Defend U.S. Military Action
Brian Burch’s public spin on Pope Leo XIV’s Venezuela remarks marks a striking departure from four decades of candor in U.S.–Vatican relations.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:07 AM
This would be par for the course of this circus but for one amazing additional fact:
Burch identifies as Catholic. Loudly. It's his Whole Thing. Spinning the Pope's words to appease your fascist? Holy shit man you'd better hope they're wrong about everything that happens when you die.
Burch identifies as Catholic. Loudly. It's his Whole Thing. Spinning the Pope's words to appease your fascist? Holy shit man you'd better hope they're wrong about everything that happens when you die.
Happy Big Mary Monday to those who celebrate.
We miss you, buddy.
Joyeux Big Mary Monday à tous ceux qui le célèbrent.
Tu nous manques, ami.
We miss you, buddy.
Joyeux Big Mary Monday à tous ceux qui le célèbrent.
Tu nous manques, ami.
Regular people: I miss when Twitter was a source of reliable information and genuine camaraderie.
NL Twitter: I miss the guy who always reminded me about Big Mary Monday.
NL Twitter: I miss the guy who always reminded me about Big Mary Monday.
January 5, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Happy Big Mary Monday to those who celebrate.
We miss you, buddy.
Joyeux Big Mary Monday à tous ceux qui le célèbrent.
Tu nous manques, ami.
We miss you, buddy.
Joyeux Big Mary Monday à tous ceux qui le célèbrent.
Tu nous manques, ami.
In the 80s, America produced about ten million videogames and action movies whose plot was "a decaying, perverted warlord has kidnapped the president of our country", and the Americans in them were the good guys. What a time to be alive.
January 3, 2026 at 5:53 PM
In the 80s, America produced about ten million videogames and action movies whose plot was "a decaying, perverted warlord has kidnapped the president of our country", and the Americans in them were the good guys. What a time to be alive.
Well, I guess we know Maduro's name isn't in the Epstein files.
January 3, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Well, I guess we know Maduro's name isn't in the Epstein files.
[ JG Thirlwell voice ]
Take it outside, SLOPBOY
Take it outside, SLOPBOY
That's Sloposoft SlopEO Slopguy.
Too bad, slopguy
January 3, 2026 at 2:02 AM
[ JG Thirlwell voice ]
Take it outside, SLOPBOY
Take it outside, SLOPBOY
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Outlook for the new year ...
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Outlook for the new year ...
Regular people: I miss when Twitter was a source of reliable information and genuine camaraderie.
NL Twitter: I miss the guy who always reminded me about Big Mary Monday.
NL Twitter: I miss the guy who always reminded me about Big Mary Monday.
December 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Regular people: I miss when Twitter was a source of reliable information and genuine camaraderie.
NL Twitter: I miss the guy who always reminded me about Big Mary Monday.
NL Twitter: I miss the guy who always reminded me about Big Mary Monday.
No, of course not. Why would you s- oooh, oh right. From February of this year:
December 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
No, of course not. Why would you s- oooh, oh right. From February of this year:
As a recipient of this book via an extremely thoughtful gift giver, all I can say is
December 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
As a recipient of this book via an extremely thoughtful gift giver, all I can say is
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No matter what happens tomorrow, remember that happiness doesn’t come from gifts; it comes from drinking from the skull of your enemies.
December 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
No matter what happens tomorrow, remember that happiness doesn’t come from gifts; it comes from drinking from the skull of your enemies.
Oh how sweet, one of the sad freaks in Diagolon's Second Failsons got his babysitter to take him out to put up some stickers in town.
You're a big boy architect of the revolution now!
You're a big boy architect of the revolution now!
December 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Oh how sweet, one of the sad freaks in Diagolon's Second Failsons got his babysitter to take him out to put up some stickers in town.
You're a big boy architect of the revolution now!
You're a big boy architect of the revolution now!
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
I've been assuming that Bruce Cockburn is on his way to Hegseth's house.
I can’t promise that this is the first time a Canadian publisher of a beloved children’s book series has publicly condemned the bloodthirsty US secretary of defense’s use of its imagery to smirkingly defend heinous war crimes. I mean who can say.
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I've been assuming that Bruce Cockburn is on his way to Hegseth's house.