Himbotep the Mummy, PhD
@himbotep.bsky.social
He / Him(bo) -
No longer the sole member of the Premier's Himbonomic Recovery Team - Blessed with unlimited zeal
No longer the sole member of the Premier's Himbonomic Recovery Team - Blessed with unlimited zeal
Man I can't wait to see DOOBIE'S FROGDOGENSTEIN.
November 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Man I can't wait to see DOOBIE'S FROGDOGENSTEIN.
Playing through the Doom IWADs again. Tore (and ripped) through E1 & E2 on UV and said aloud "hmm, Doom is quite a bit easier than Doom II".
Then I remembered Sigil I & II and realized that I am heading for a shitwrecking of legend.
#JohnRomerosAboutToMakeMeHisBitch
Then I remembered Sigil I & II and realized that I am heading for a shitwrecking of legend.
#JohnRomerosAboutToMakeMeHisBitch
October 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Playing through the Doom IWADs again. Tore (and ripped) through E1 & E2 on UV and said aloud "hmm, Doom is quite a bit easier than Doom II".
Then I remembered Sigil I & II and realized that I am heading for a shitwrecking of legend.
#JohnRomerosAboutToMakeMeHisBitch
Then I remembered Sigil I & II and realized that I am heading for a shitwrecking of legend.
#JohnRomerosAboutToMakeMeHisBitch
Man oh man that movie punches far above its weight class. I'm not even entirely sure they knew how hard it would go.
October 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Man oh man that movie punches far above its weight class. I'm not even entirely sure they knew how hard it would go.
Don't worry, we can remove tattoos these days.
October 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Don't worry, we can remove tattoos these days.
My friend and fellow Noroi enjoyer (e-noroi-er?), may I offer you some Taiwanese delight?
October 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
My friend and fellow Noroi enjoyer (e-noroi-er?), may I offer you some Taiwanese delight?
Damn, how could I not mention literal King Ma Dong-seok in Train to Busan?
October 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Damn, how could I not mention literal King Ma Dong-seok in Train to Busan?
With America declaring "the idea of not liking fascism" as terrorism, I can finally report this violent, military-trained antifa agent. If you see Steve Rogers, call your local anti-anti-fascism bureau immediately.
September 23, 2025 at 9:26 AM
With America declaring "the idea of not liking fascism" as terrorism, I can finally report this violent, military-trained antifa agent. If you see Steve Rogers, call your local anti-anti-fascism bureau immediately.
St. John's once again delivers, with there apparently being nothing but the usual handful of shambling mutants at Metcalfe's "vigil" for Charlie Kir- oh I'm sorry, this one's for Charlie Kurk.
September 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
St. John's once again delivers, with there apparently being nothing but the usual handful of shambling mutants at Metcalfe's "vigil" for Charlie Kir- oh I'm sorry, this one's for Charlie Kurk.
In many ways, to be fair, the United States of America is responsible for a lot of things built in Afghanistan.
September 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
In many ways, to be fair, the United States of America is responsible for a lot of things built in Afghanistan.
Super based redpill alpha males make hurting their feefees illegal #AlphaLife #NotDaShareZone
September 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Super based redpill alpha males make hurting their feefees illegal #AlphaLife #NotDaShareZone
Please let me congratulate Dr. Furey for keeping with the #nlpoli tradition of politicians jumping ship and landing directly in a post at a company that was given massive access to natural resources during their time in government. Everything's fine!
newfoundgold.ca/new-found-go...
newfoundgold.ca/new-found-go...
September 16, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Please let me congratulate Dr. Furey for keeping with the #nlpoli tradition of politicians jumping ship and landing directly in a post at a company that was given massive access to natural resources during their time in government. Everything's fine!
newfoundgold.ca/new-found-go...
newfoundgold.ca/new-found-go...
These aren't even OK computers anymore.
September 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
These aren't even OK computers anymore.
Everyone: "So the shooter is a white male groyper and every word you and your propagandists said about leftist violence was a bald-faced lie, hey? Does this change your plans to have Kirk declared a Holy Martyr of Conservatism?"
Trump:
Trump:
September 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Everyone: "So the shooter is a white male groyper and every word you and your propagandists said about leftist violence was a bald-faced lie, hey? Does this change your plans to have Kirk declared a Holy Martyr of Conservatism?"
Trump:
Trump:
The only thing I remember about Prometheus is Jacked Space Elvis. Should I revisit?
September 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The only thing I remember about Prometheus is Jacked Space Elvis. Should I revisit?
MAHA
Make
America
Hhhhrrrnnnnnggghhhh
aaaarrgghhhh
Make
America
Hhhhrrrnnnnnggghhhh
aaaarrgghhhh
September 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
MAHA
Make
America
Hhhhrrrnnnnnggghhhh
aaaarrgghhhh
Make
America
Hhhhrrrnnnnnggghhhh
aaaarrgghhhh
Every medical professional: "Vaccines save lives."
Guy who looks like Ric Flair after using The Substance and refusing to switch back for six months: "NoPe ThEy BaD aLl BaNnEd"
Guy who looks like Ric Flair after using The Substance and refusing to switch back for six months: "NoPe ThEy BaD aLl BaNnEd"
September 1, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Every medical professional: "Vaccines save lives."
Guy who looks like Ric Flair after using The Substance and refusing to switch back for six months: "NoPe ThEy BaD aLl BaNnEd"
Guy who looks like Ric Flair after using The Substance and refusing to switch back for six months: "NoPe ThEy BaD aLl BaNnEd"
If Dana Metcalfe is actually running for town council of Portugal Cove-St Philip's I'm sure residents are relieved to be able to vote for someone who will protect them from the government's secret space lasers (and/or the moon).
August 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM
If Dana Metcalfe is actually running for town council of Portugal Cove-St Philip's I'm sure residents are relieved to be able to vote for someone who will protect them from the government's secret space lasers (and/or the moon).
BREAKING: RFK Jr cut from upcoming Mortal Kombat appearance due to gross misunderstanding of the concept of "Animality".
Midway to make a donation to the Save the Manatee Club "as a step towards undoing the physical and mental harm caused by RFK's unsolicited 'application video'".
Midway to make a donation to the Save the Manatee Club "as a step towards undoing the physical and mental harm caused by RFK's unsolicited 'application video'".
August 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
BREAKING: RFK Jr cut from upcoming Mortal Kombat appearance due to gross misunderstanding of the concept of "Animality".
Midway to make a donation to the Save the Manatee Club "as a step towards undoing the physical and mental harm caused by RFK's unsolicited 'application video'".
Midway to make a donation to the Save the Manatee Club "as a step towards undoing the physical and mental harm caused by RFK's unsolicited 'application video'".
Alright @hankgreen.bsky.social , what's it going to take to get a @thelisagilroy.bsky.social Spencer bean? I can only hear "Don't ̶s̶p̶a̶n̶k̶ ̶ interrupt meee" in Spencer's voice anyhow.
August 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Alright @hankgreen.bsky.social , what's it going to take to get a @thelisagilroy.bsky.social Spencer bean? I can only hear "Don't ̶s̶p̶a̶n̶k̶ ̶ interrupt meee" in Spencer's voice anyhow.
I just don't think this was the right guy to appoint as the Secretary of Health, you know?
August 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I just don't think this was the right guy to appoint as the Secretary of Health, you know?
Sounds like it's time to start the postseason early.
August 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Sounds like it's time to start the postseason early.
THIS FALL ON FOX, FOOD SAFETY IS FOR THE BIRDS
(unlike the worms (inside his brain))
(unlike the worms (inside his brain))
August 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
THIS FALL ON FOX, FOOD SAFETY IS FOR THE BIRDS
(unlike the worms (inside his brain))
(unlike the worms (inside his brain))