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An immediately winning political platform would be promising to break up Sysco so it's possible to go out for a meal that doesn't taste like it came from an airport
February 16, 2026 at 9:11 AM
An immediately winning political platform would be promising to break up Sysco so it's possible to go out for a meal that doesn't taste like it came from an airport
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I think… I think I may have done something really bad
February 16, 2026 at 6:15 AM
I think… I think I may have done something really bad
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Honest question. Does anyone actually use the things you guys are building? Like I spent all day yesterday doing my kids’ laundry and recaulking/tiling their bathroom tub but by bedtime they had a place to take a bath and clean pajamas to wear to bed
February 15, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Honest question. Does anyone actually use the things you guys are building? Like I spent all day yesterday doing my kids’ laundry and recaulking/tiling their bathroom tub but by bedtime they had a place to take a bath and clean pajamas to wear to bed
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My retirement account is a log I found in the woods that grows oyster mushrooms every year
November 25, 2024 at 1:30 PM
My retirement account is a log I found in the woods that grows oyster mushrooms every year
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
Finished The Octopus Murders. Good but too much self-insert stuff, am I supposed to believe that "the CIA sold drugs" is as much of a revelation for 38 year olds in 2022 as the journalists covering this stuff in the 80s? Legacy of Ashes spelled out 20 years ago what they vaguely gesture to here
February 15, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Finished The Octopus Murders. Good but too much self-insert stuff, am I supposed to believe that "the CIA sold drugs" is as much of a revelation for 38 year olds in 2022 as the journalists covering this stuff in the 80s? Legacy of Ashes spelled out 20 years ago what they vaguely gesture to here
My fitness has tanked now that I don't have any non-evil Monster verses to run to
February 15, 2026 at 12:50 PM
My fitness has tanked now that I don't have any non-evil Monster verses to run to
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Software as a Soup
February 12, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Software as a Soup
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stretch, dear youths, while it still feels superfluous.
February 12, 2026 at 11:51 AM
stretch, dear youths, while it still feels superfluous.
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why stop at doubles. there should be an event where they see how many guys you can stack before the sled falls over
February 11, 2026 at 10:58 PM
why stop at doubles. there should be an event where they see how many guys you can stack before the sled falls over
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"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh
February 11, 2026 at 12:36 PM
"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh
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sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
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Braver than all of dhs combined
These meatpacking workers may be deported. They voted to strike anyway. - High Country News
The largely immigrant workforce at JBS’s flagship U.S. plant, in Greeley, Colorado, is refusing to back down after accusing the company of poor working conditions.
www.hcn.org
February 10, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Braver than all of dhs combined
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would this work on you, sound off in the comments
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:19 PM
would this work on you, sound off in the comments
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They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!
February 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!
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ICE has now spent over half a BILLION dollars just on purchasing warehouses around the country to convert into detention camps.
If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
ICE to begin detaining immigrants inside Social Circle warehouse in April
Homeland Security plans to build warehouse detention facilities in other cities being met with opposition.
www.ajc.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:56 PM
ICE has now spent over half a BILLION dollars just on purchasing warehouses around the country to convert into detention camps.
If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
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This now has the actual text of the article, not just the scans, FYI:
Okay, I uploaded the entirety of "The Oddfather" to my website, copyright be damned, because THE WORLD NEEDS TO SEE IT:
josie.zone/the-oddfather
josie.zone/the-oddfather
The Oddfather — Josephine Riesman // Writer
josie.zone
February 9, 2026 at 3:14 PM
This now has the actual text of the article, not just the scans, FYI:
Bad Bunny's act of great charity that dozens of people will be able to say they were part of the best halftime show ever because they stood perfectly still dressed as a bush
February 9, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Bad Bunny's act of great charity that dozens of people will be able to say they were part of the best halftime show ever because they stood perfectly still dressed as a bush
Bad Bunny not inviting Lin-Manuel fixed something that's been broken for ten years
February 9, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Bad Bunny not inviting Lin-Manuel fixed something that's been broken for ten years
I know the studio nearly burned the fuck down when the trumpet laid down that solo for the Fisher-Price Kick & Play 🔥🔥🔥
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 PM
I know the studio nearly burned the fuck down when the trumpet laid down that solo for the Fisher-Price Kick & Play 🔥🔥🔥
Pretty much every facet of life in our society is determined by this guy, huh
February 8, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Pretty much every facet of life in our society is determined by this guy, huh