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One of the primary lessons from my birth *journey* is that when you hear a healthcare provider call you "tough" you know you're fucked. I only want to be seen as a fragile wimp
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
One of the primary lessons from my birth *journey* is that when you hear a healthcare provider call you "tough" you know you're fucked. I only want to be seen as a fragile wimp
Noticing a trend to make salads with tiny bits of leaves ("microchopped") and I have to admit they're good, you get all the flavor and none of the wilting. Don't show up to Thanksgiving with big leaves like a fool, big leaves are out
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Noticing a trend to make salads with tiny bits of leaves ("microchopped") and I have to admit they're good, you get all the flavor and none of the wilting. Don't show up to Thanksgiving with big leaves like a fool, big leaves are out
You won't last 30 seconds with this app from the Church of Latter Day Saints
Young Mormons Built an App to Help Men Quit Gooning
"At a certain point, you enter what I can really only describe as a trance state. I plan a session for when I have no responsibilities and devote that time to my own enjoyment" — Josh, a gooner from Arizona
www.wired.com/story/young-...
"At a certain point, you enter what I can really only describe as a trance state. I plan a session for when I have no responsibilities and devote that time to my own enjoyment" — Josh, a gooner from Arizona
www.wired.com/story/young-...
Young Mormons Built an App to Help Men Quit Gooning
The Relay app allows users to track their porn-free streaks and get group support. Its creators say they’re taking a stand against porn and AI erotica.
www.wired.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
You won't last 30 seconds with this app from the Church of Latter Day Saints
Marry Me Long Pig
November 19, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Marry Me Long Pig
We're enduring collective karmic punishment for the popularity of the West Wing
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 6:34 AM
We're enduring collective karmic punishment for the popularity of the West Wing
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losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
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a little freebie @coyotemedia.org story for today: some tricks to make canned beans sexier www.coyotemedia.org/how-to-make-...
COYOTE First Aid Kit: How to Give Canned Beans a Glow-up
Rent’s due, and all you’ve got at home are beans. Here’s how to make the most of them.
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November 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
a little freebie @coyotemedia.org story for today: some tricks to make canned beans sexier www.coyotemedia.org/how-to-make-...
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"average suburban democrat wants half the administration to rot in prison until the end of time" actualy just statistical error. Average dem wants them all to burn in unending fire. Bodhisattva Georg, who is filled with total compassion for all beings, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
your average suburban democrat wants half the administration to rot in prison until the end of time, and anyone more moderate than that position is unlikely to hold office for very long
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
"average suburban democrat wants half the administration to rot in prison until the end of time" actualy just statistical error. Average dem wants them all to burn in unending fire. Bodhisattva Georg, who is filled with total compassion for all beings, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
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Olivia Nuzzi reinventing the phenotype of woman who out of nowhere tells the whole town "Yea have I held Congreʃs with his Body, whom the Fearful call 'Accuʃer', and many Times have I felt his huʃbandly Muʃcle move within me as he did whiʃper in mine ear Tales of wretched Medicines moʃt unʃavoury"
November 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Olivia Nuzzi reinventing the phenotype of woman who out of nowhere tells the whole town "Yea have I held Congreʃs with his Body, whom the Fearful call 'Accuʃer', and many Times have I felt his huʃbandly Muʃcle move within me as he did whiʃper in mine ear Tales of wretched Medicines moʃt unʃavoury"
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In 2024, renewable energy accounted for over 90% of global power capacity expansion. That is because it makes economic sense. IRENA_DAT_RE_Capacity_Highlights_2025-1.pdf
November 16, 2025 at 11:22 AM
In 2024, renewable energy accounted for over 90% of global power capacity expansion. That is because it makes economic sense. IRENA_DAT_RE_Capacity_Highlights_2025-1.pdf
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Ok these all sound like gay porn titles.
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Ok these all sound like gay porn titles.
The Roy Moore / Doug Jones special election is a pretty definitive counterfactual that if a handful of people at the NYT had done their jobs we could've been spared this regime, some things are just unspinnable
November 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The Roy Moore / Doug Jones special election is a pretty definitive counterfactual that if a handful of people at the NYT had done their jobs we could've been spared this regime, some things are just unspinnable
Say prayer for Auburn students, the admin accidentally sent out simultaneous false notifications for a tornado warning, active shooter and hazardous materials release
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Say prayer for Auburn students, the admin accidentally sent out simultaneous false notifications for a tornado warning, active shooter and hazardous materials release
Athletics used to prove something about the indomitable human spirit and now they just generate random numbers for random number addicts, most athletes at the college level aren't even making money for this
Jesus Christ.
November 15, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Athletics used to prove something about the indomitable human spirit and now they just generate random numbers for random number addicts, most athletes at the college level aren't even making money for this
My timeline right now is 50% Epstein 50% giant tp roll
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
My timeline right now is 50% Epstein 50% giant tp roll
The cursed meeting of a political scoop with a will they/won't they
Wait so the person who wrote that Nuzzi profile is Carl Bernstein and Nora Ephron’s son?????????
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November 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The cursed meeting of a political scoop with a will they/won't they
It's the fifth anniversary of King's Hand in December, we should all make it for the holidays
November 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
It's the fifth anniversary of King's Hand in December, we should all make it for the holidays
He's probably thinking about that interview where Harris said she didn't think people were ready for a gay VP candidate
Speaking at a Texas Tribune Festival on Friday, former U.S. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg criticized the Democratic Party for failing to reach everyday Americans, arguing that it “got sucked in” to a conversation about identity. #TribFest25
Pete Buttigieg critiques Democrats for focus on identity
The former U.S. transportation secretary said the Democratic Party should focus more on issues gripping the country, such as health care and housing affordability.
www.texastribune.org
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
He's probably thinking about that interview where Harris said she didn't think people were ready for a gay VP candidate
People who use "transition" to mean publicly embracing one's gender truth and people who use "transition" to mean died need to sit down and agree to different spellings
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
People who use "transition" to mean publicly embracing one's gender truth and people who use "transition" to mean died need to sit down and agree to different spellings
They should rename that chimp they named after Noam Chomsky
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
They should rename that chimp they named after Noam Chomsky
If babies had social media this'd be a top three overused gif
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
If babies had social media this'd be a top three overused gif
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the last decade has been just dotcom booger companies cashing in on hard-fought public infrastructure to make it less usable by anyone else. rideshare increases traffic, airbnb hyperinflates rent, those fuckin scooters and these delivery robots choke the sidewalks and now bike lanes
DoorDash Plans to Send Autonomous Robots into Bike Lanes.
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DoorDash Plans to Send Autonomous Robots into Bike Lanes | Momentum Mag | Momentum Mag
DoorDash has begun rolling out Dot, its new autonomous delivery robot — a sleek, all-electric bot that can hit speeds of up to 20mph.
momentummag.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:47 AM
the last decade has been just dotcom booger companies cashing in on hard-fought public infrastructure to make it less usable by anyone else. rideshare increases traffic, airbnb hyperinflates rent, those fuckin scooters and these delivery robots choke the sidewalks and now bike lanes
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Timeline cleanse: A sunbird.
I am proud to say I’ve seen a sunbird in person. 😊
I am proud to say I’ve seen a sunbird in person. 😊
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Timeline cleanse: A sunbird.
I am proud to say I’ve seen a sunbird in person. 😊
I am proud to say I’ve seen a sunbird in person. 😊
This is so good 😭
Have you seen the Joe Pera episode on this? Maybe my favorite 10 minutes of TV www.adultswim.com/videos/joe-p...
Joe Pera Talks With You
A teacher (Joe Pera) in Michigan's Upper Peninsula explores of variety of subject matters.
www.adultswim.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
This is so good 😭
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