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Having to break the news to Seth about his favorite Mr. Show sketch
December 4, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Having to break the news to Seth about his favorite Mr. Show sketch
Another fun exchange on this website for socially normal people
December 1, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Another fun exchange on this website for socially normal people
Completely devoid of abstraction and metaphor because strict hierarchy requires everything be literal, nothing can have another meaning, everything is exactly one value
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Completely devoid of abstraction and metaphor because strict hierarchy requires everything be literal, nothing can have another meaning, everything is exactly one value
Getting Mary Sunderlanded by this guy
November 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Getting Mary Sunderlanded by this guy
When there's a new wunderkind in town
November 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
When there's a new wunderkind in town
If babies had social media this'd be a top three overused gif
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
If babies had social media this'd be a top three overused gif
The only international comparison given is OECD but I suspect the US figure would also be high compared to poorer countries where women generally have stronger support networks, US women get both the extreme isolation of a hypercapitalist society and the maternal mortality rate of Uzbekistan
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The only international comparison given is OECD but I suspect the US figure would also be high compared to poorer countries where women generally have stronger support networks, US women get both the extreme isolation of a hypercapitalist society and the maternal mortality rate of Uzbekistan
Love how once the algorithm figures out you had a kid all it serves you is shame and trauma content. You know when these guys end up in the ER from drunkenly clipping a highway barrier for the third time this year they never ask the nurses saving their life who's taking care of their kids.
November 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Love how once the algorithm figures out you had a kid all it serves you is shame and trauma content. You know when these guys end up in the ER from drunkenly clipping a highway barrier for the third time this year they never ask the nurses saving their life who's taking care of their kids.
Heidi Klum's Halloween party should get the same coverage as the Met Gala, the effects she uses to imagine being an ugly person like the rest of us are incredible
November 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Heidi Klum's Halloween party should get the same coverage as the Met Gala, the effects she uses to imagine being an ugly person like the rest of us are incredible
The most paranoid people in the world are spinning themselves further out from reality preparing to go to war against hungry families
October 29, 2025 at 10:14 AM
The most paranoid people in the world are spinning themselves further out from reality preparing to go to war against hungry families
Big Halloween plans in Mississippi
October 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Big Halloween plans in Mississippi
Elevated stroke risk from my local buy nothing fb group
October 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Elevated stroke risk from my local buy nothing fb group
You can even buy a $189 Fetus Annoyer to zap their butt awake
October 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
You can even buy a $189 Fetus Annoyer to zap their butt awake
My friend posted some jack o lanterns her toddlers designed with zero stencils or adult guidance and they straight up look like the Old World turnip ones, way cuter and scarier than the sculptural pumpkin lamps people make with scalpels and shit, these need a comeback
October 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
My friend posted some jack o lanterns her toddlers designed with zero stencils or adult guidance and they straight up look like the Old World turnip ones, way cuter and scarier than the sculptural pumpkin lamps people make with scalpels and shit, these need a comeback
I'm not the only one trying to get their blood pressure down today
October 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I'm not the only one trying to get their blood pressure down today
You can apply to have your home movies digitized by the library 😭
September 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
You can apply to have your home movies digitized by the library 😭
I don't know why people say fb isn't good anymore I see lots of great stuff on there
September 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I don't know why people say fb isn't good anymore I see lots of great stuff on there
The first responders invited to the first Mets game after 9/11 to hear Liza sing New York, New York brought a much different vibe than the first responders invited a week later to the first SNL show after 9/11 to hear Paul Simon sing The Boxer
September 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The first responders invited to the first Mets game after 9/11 to hear Liza sing New York, New York brought a much different vibe than the first responders invited a week later to the first SNL show after 9/11 to hear Paul Simon sing The Boxer
An at-home 60 second HIV test is really something to marvel at when you imagine what it was like to have to wait two weeks for results (Janeane Garofalo's plotline in Reality Bites)
September 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
An at-home 60 second HIV test is really something to marvel at when you imagine what it was like to have to wait two weeks for results (Janeane Garofalo's plotline in Reality Bites)
Delighted this morning to learn that Sylvester Stallone has become an extremely competent painter informed by Russian and German Expressionism, he held an exhibition in St. Petersburg in 2013
September 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Delighted this morning to learn that Sylvester Stallone has become an extremely competent painter informed by Russian and German Expressionism, he held an exhibition in St. Petersburg in 2013
Sculptor's Clayground predicted RFK Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Sculptor's Clayground predicted RFK Jr.