Juan Carlos
@hernameisjuan.bsky.social
I used to be a buttery croissant then a witch turned me into a human
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Juan Carlos
@hernameisjuan.bsky.social
· May 19
Successfully grabbed all the groceries on my list I'm taking when I go to Sabrina's tn!!!!
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Ginkgo biloba leaves turning at the University of New Mexico, Albuquerque, on November 15, 2025.
November 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Ginkgo biloba leaves turning at the University of New Mexico, Albuquerque, on November 15, 2025.
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just found out those of us who don’t use chatgpt for any reason are hotter/sweeter little angels than anyone who does :/
November 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
just found out those of us who don’t use chatgpt for any reason are hotter/sweeter little angels than anyone who does :/
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Songs that make you feel sexy and mysterious when you’re walking down the street open.spotify.com/track/7oYiep...
Crave
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November 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Songs that make you feel sexy and mysterious when you’re walking down the street open.spotify.com/track/7oYiep...
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Nicki going hard conservative for two reasons
1. spite for Cardi and Meg.
2. Republicans don’t make fun of her husband allegations because it’s normal to them
1. spite for Cardi and Meg.
2. Republicans don’t make fun of her husband allegations because it’s normal to them
November 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Nicki going hard conservative for two reasons
1. spite for Cardi and Meg.
2. Republicans don’t make fun of her husband allegations because it’s normal to them
1. spite for Cardi and Meg.
2. Republicans don’t make fun of her husband allegations because it’s normal to them
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tinashe Needs comes up while I’m at the grocery store = she will put out a new song this week
November 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
tinashe Needs comes up while I’m at the grocery store = she will put out a new song this week
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STOP TAKING YOUR DOG INTO GROCERY STORES!!!!
November 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
STOP TAKING YOUR DOG INTO GROCERY STORES!!!!
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
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Wow. BRING HER BACK is the feelbad horror film of the year, isn't it?
November 16, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Wow. BRING HER BACK is the feelbad horror film of the year, isn't it?
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Strega Nona fanart! I think more of us should draw fanart of our childhood faves. What were the kids’ books that you remember fondly?
November 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Strega Nona fanart! I think more of us should draw fanart of our childhood faves. What were the kids’ books that you remember fondly?
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I had the honor of making this painting for Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein.
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I had the honor of making this painting for Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein.
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A sampling of strewn about stickers! 🌟
November 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
A sampling of strewn about stickers! 🌟
Mí gente latino!!
November 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Mí gente latino!!
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Gift for a father of 2 🐈🐈⬛
November 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Gift for a father of 2 🐈🐈⬛
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last chance on this ticket for tonight btw!
hi Chicagoomfies i have a spare ticket for the Rochelle Jordan show at Lincoln Hall on Friday does anyone want it
November 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
last chance on this ticket for tonight btw!
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I have a cute rude tone that makes people with penises wanna fuck my mouth
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I have a cute rude tone that makes people with penises wanna fuck my mouth
Don't need the Blastoise meme to thirst trap ty
November 14, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Don't need the Blastoise meme to thirst trap ty
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These idiots. Margarita, Maeby, and Birdie.
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 AM
These idiots. Margarita, Maeby, and Birdie.
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My recycling bin full of glass bottles makes me feel like an alcoholic, but it's literally just Topo Chico
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
My recycling bin full of glass bottles makes me feel like an alcoholic, but it's literally just Topo Chico
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hi Chicagoomfies i have a spare ticket for the Rochelle Jordan show at Lincoln Hall on Friday does anyone want it
November 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
hi Chicagoomfies i have a spare ticket for the Rochelle Jordan show at Lincoln Hall on Friday does anyone want it
What a vibe man
November 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
What a vibe man
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Northern LIGHTS💜
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Northern LIGHTS💜
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The Just Bare spicy chicken breast strips from Costco straight out of the air fryer on some toasted Dave’s Killer white bread with Muenster cheese and a little bit of ranch makes for a delightful little had a rough day at work bachelor dinner.
November 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The Just Bare spicy chicken breast strips from Costco straight out of the air fryer on some toasted Dave’s Killer white bread with Muenster cheese and a little bit of ranch makes for a delightful little had a rough day at work bachelor dinner.