petey
@peteypayless.bsky.social
well i love to have fun | chicago
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It's not their fault. Democrats don't have some magic lever they can pull. They couldn't and can't actually do anything about this situation. Nonetheless, it's very important you keep voting for them so they can do something about this situation.
November 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
It's not their fault. Democrats don't have some magic lever they can pull. They couldn't and can't actually do anything about this situation. Nonetheless, it's very important you keep voting for them so they can do something about this situation.
i just now learned Jim Downey’s actual words here are “Jeffrey Epstein? the financier?” which is absolutely funnier than anything else we might replace it with for our lil meme
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
i just now learned Jim Downey’s actual words here are “Jeffrey Epstein? the financier?” which is absolutely funnier than anything else we might replace it with for our lil meme
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it is pretty darkly funny seeing posts like URGENT!!!! it is SUNDAY EVENING you must PUT DOWN YOUR DINNER and call your senator IMMEDIATELY to politely request they not press the big button marked "fuck you". this will not actually stop them from pressing the fuck you button. functioning democracy
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
it is pretty darkly funny seeing posts like URGENT!!!! it is SUNDAY EVENING you must PUT DOWN YOUR DINNER and call your senator IMMEDIATELY to politely request they not press the big button marked "fuck you". this will not actually stop them from pressing the fuck you button. functioning democracy
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just have to get through today then tomorrow then next week then every week
November 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
just have to get through today then tomorrow then next week then every week
I like when people tell me that I'm good and have value. I dislike when I fall into an open sewer and die.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 AM
in a world of Sam Altmans, be an Elizabeth Holmes. if you’re going to peddle a product whose benefits are entirely imaginary, at least make them imaginary benefits we’d all ACTUALLY like…benefit from.
November 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
in a world of Sam Altmans, be an Elizabeth Holmes. if you’re going to peddle a product whose benefits are entirely imaginary, at least make them imaginary benefits we’d all ACTUALLY like…benefit from.
the 3 people i speak to over the course of a week:
just spoke to a guy who spoke like a guy who didn't do a lot of speaking
November 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
the 3 people i speak to over the course of a week:
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alan dershowitz a promise is a promise
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
alan dershowitz a promise is a promise
earlier today i sent a man on Grindr a photo of Debi Mazar
November 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
earlier today i sent a man on Grindr a photo of Debi Mazar
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LOL. lmao even!!! she’s in the bin forever for this one, gays and theys.
November 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
LOL. lmao even!!! she’s in the bin forever for this one, gays and theys.
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I gotta give it up to the writers tho. If NYC elects a Muslim mayor on the day Dick Cheney died, that is one hell of a slow played story arc. Every time you want to fire 2025's writers room they give you a little narrative resolution as a treat.
November 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I gotta give it up to the writers tho. If NYC elects a Muslim mayor on the day Dick Cheney died, that is one hell of a slow played story arc. Every time you want to fire 2025's writers room they give you a little narrative resolution as a treat.
not now honey mommy’s watching @bomtellino.bsky.social’s 20 minutes of Instagram stories talking about Chicagoland public transit
November 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
not now honey mommy’s watching @bomtellino.bsky.social’s 20 minutes of Instagram stories talking about Chicagoland public transit
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imagine hating china and they're in space grilling chicken wings
Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
November 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
imagine hating china and they're in space grilling chicken wings
“i’m sure i have so many diseases” he mutters to himself
November 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
“i’m sure i have so many diseases” he mutters to himself
is anyone else on this shit ass earth being stalked by that “the secret of the pear…” fragrance advertisement on Instagram
November 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
is anyone else on this shit ass earth being stalked by that “the secret of the pear…” fragrance advertisement on Instagram
addressing the Pope as “Father”…must be crazy to have converted by choice and still be such shit at it
November 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
addressing the Pope as “Father”…must be crazy to have converted by choice and still be such shit at it
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gonna infect you with this
October 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
gonna infect you with this
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
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yer boy has returned to office
October 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
yer boy has returned to office