petey
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well i love to have fun | chicago
the people of Minnesota are so curious
January 2, 2026 at 6:12 AM
the people of Minnesota are so curious
i need you all to go to bed like usual
January 1, 2026 at 10:06 AM
i need you all to go to bed like usual
Pol Roger in my bag, 7-Eleven hot dog in my hand…this is the life man
December 31, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Pol Roger in my bag, 7-Eleven hot dog in my hand…this is the life man
will they ever let me off the tarmac…..
December 31, 2025 at 3:51 AM
will they ever let me off the tarmac…..
they should invent a way of packing and getting to the airport where i can stay on my phone the whole time
December 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
they should invent a way of packing and getting to the airport where i can stay on my phone the whole time
why was this album so tf good
December 30, 2025 at 8:42 AM
why was this album so tf good
remembering i’ll always be alone because of my Faults
a man in a suit and tie is making a face
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a face
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 7:03 AM
remembering i’ll always be alone because of my Faults
uh guys my Uber arrived and this is its license plate?? it doesn’t match the app but i think i should get in…
December 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
uh guys my Uber arrived and this is its license plate?? it doesn’t match the app but i think i should get in…
gotta Uber both ways between my parents’ place and the function…i love the suburbs 😍
December 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
gotta Uber both ways between my parents’ place and the function…i love the suburbs 😍
if i watch this gay hockey show and there’s no goddamn fingering… 🙄🙄🙄
December 26, 2025 at 6:58 AM
if i watch this gay hockey show and there’s no goddamn fingering… 🙄🙄🙄
i wish Foundation, the Apple TV original series, was just a movie
December 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
i wish Foundation, the Apple TV original series, was just a movie
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Stood my ground against Santa last night. He’s dead.
December 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Stood my ground against Santa last night. He’s dead.
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sorry boss i just found a million emails i was supposed to address. yeah they were hiding. yeah in my inbox. no they were hiding under my other emails. yeah again sorry about that
December 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
sorry boss i just found a million emails i was supposed to address. yeah they were hiding. yeah in my inbox. no they were hiding under my other emails. yeah again sorry about that
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they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.
December 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.
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I am my own worst enemy. And thus, as the worst enemy of my worst enemy, my best friend.
December 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I am my own worst enemy. And thus, as the worst enemy of my worst enemy, my best friend.
my dad is almost always the one to empty the dishwasher, and i feel like my visiting and using random utensils or dishware my parents don’t normally use is akin to the enrichment they do for animals at the zoo…watched him ponder a large fork for a second just now…
December 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
my dad is almost always the one to empty the dishwasher, and i feel like my visiting and using random utensils or dishware my parents don’t normally use is akin to the enrichment they do for animals at the zoo…watched him ponder a large fork for a second just now…
with every passing winter i get her more and more…
December 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
with every passing winter i get her more and more…
maybe i’ll do a lil Michael Caine–athon this Minnesota Christmas visit?
December 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
maybe i’ll do a lil Michael Caine–athon this Minnesota Christmas visit?
love to so catastrophically miss a flight that i can just change to another one 2.5hr later with no change fees
December 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
love to so catastrophically miss a flight that i can just change to another one 2.5hr later with no change fees
my name is dallas major
December 21, 2025 at 7:52 AM
my name is dallas major