Ryan: Battle Angel
@itsmeryan.bsky.social
doin’ fine, you want maximum stupid, I am the guy
Baltimore
18+ and nsfw ya dummy
https://cash.app/$itsmeryan11
https://venmo.com/u/Ryan-M47
Baltimore
18+ and nsfw ya dummy
https://cash.app/$itsmeryan11
https://venmo.com/u/Ryan-M47
Pinned
“Katy Perry, please stop”
January 6, 2026 at 1:48 AM
“Katy Perry, please stop”
several (presumably straight) locals followed me today and that’s okay but I just want to make sure they understand this account is mostly a gay slut who is stoned all the time rambling about stupid shit
January 5, 2026 at 10:01 PM
several (presumably straight) locals followed me today and that’s okay but I just want to make sure they understand this account is mostly a gay slut who is stoned all the time rambling about stupid shit
the only crime I’m deadass serious about being tougher on is purposeful littering. Fines are not enough.
January 5, 2026 at 10:00 PM
the only crime I’m deadass serious about being tougher on is purposeful littering. Fines are not enough.
Reposted by Ryan: Battle Angel
it’s “fuck JHU” until it’s backwards
they’re planning on cutting all these trees, which aren’t even technically theirs, down. they’re putting the kids in my neighborhood through hell!!!
they’re planning on cutting all these trees, which aren’t even technically theirs, down. they’re putting the kids in my neighborhood through hell!!!
May 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
it’s “fuck JHU” until it’s backwards
they’re planning on cutting all these trees, which aren’t even technically theirs, down. they’re putting the kids in my neighborhood through hell!!!
they’re planning on cutting all these trees, which aren’t even technically theirs, down. they’re putting the kids in my neighborhood through hell!!!
right like??? pick one 🙄
Gays with two cities in their bios kinda scare me
January 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM
right like??? pick one 🙄
trying to convince myself I’m not disgruntled
January 5, 2026 at 7:37 PM
trying to convince myself I’m not disgruntled
I am a lot of things, but first and foremost I am a makeout slut
January 5, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I am a lot of things, but first and foremost I am a makeout slut
“boyhole?”
mister you’re 44
mister you’re 44
January 5, 2026 at 6:28 PM
“boyhole?”
mister you’re 44
mister you’re 44
All the time methinks
anon is so hot sometimes 🫠
January 5, 2026 at 5:05 PM
All the time methinks
does anyone in WA need a live-in faggot who will **** your **** and *** your ***? I will do chores too I just do not want to do labor and be underpaid for it and it seems like every job is that
January 5, 2026 at 5:05 PM
does anyone in WA need a live-in faggot who will **** your **** and *** your ***? I will do chores too I just do not want to do labor and be underpaid for it and it seems like every job is that
STEP LIKE I GOT A LEG UP
SHIT IS HEAVY, LIKE LEADEN
GOT THE BOX LIKE I’M SE7EN
SHIT IS HEAVY, LIKE LEADEN
GOT THE BOX LIKE I’M SE7EN
January 5, 2026 at 4:47 PM
STEP LIKE I GOT A LEG UP
SHIT IS HEAVY, LIKE LEADEN
GOT THE BOX LIKE I’M SE7EN
SHIT IS HEAVY, LIKE LEADEN
GOT THE BOX LIKE I’M SE7EN
gave someone incorrect information in one of the public help channels and now I’m going to be collapsing in on myself the rest of the day thinking about how many hundreds of people witnessed my blunder
January 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
gave someone incorrect information in one of the public help channels and now I’m going to be collapsing in on myself the rest of the day thinking about how many hundreds of people witnessed my blunder
stg some people have a fetish that involves getting under my skin like why else would you be Doing Things That Bother Me
January 5, 2026 at 3:15 PM
stg some people have a fetish that involves getting under my skin like why else would you be Doing Things That Bother Me
hate hate hate football but love when trade post about it idk something about them getting worked up over a little game is kinda 🥵 but that’s my cross to bear
January 5, 2026 at 3:14 PM
hate hate hate football but love when trade post about it idk something about them getting worked up over a little game is kinda 🥵 but that’s my cross to bear
I’m scowling at my desk and my work mom sends me a teams message
“baby you better fix that face”
smh but she’s right
“baby you better fix that face”
smh but she’s right
January 5, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I’m scowling at my desk and my work mom sends me a teams message
“baby you better fix that face”
smh but she’s right
“baby you better fix that face”
smh but she’s right
horrible mood until I heard this demi lovato tropkillaz remix
January 5, 2026 at 12:26 PM
horrible mood until I heard this demi lovato tropkillaz remix
been a little bottom heavy lately 😳
January 4, 2026 at 8:08 PM
been a little bottom heavy lately 😳
keeping my trap shut starting in 15 minutes
January 4, 2026 at 7:55 PM
keeping my trap shut starting in 15 minutes
does anyone actually like shredded lettuce? has anyone even heard a single person say they prefer it over other lettuce
January 4, 2026 at 7:45 PM
does anyone actually like shredded lettuce? has anyone even heard a single person say they prefer it over other lettuce
having bad takes is my penance for having such a thick bush. it’s the balance of the universe. yin and yang
January 4, 2026 at 7:42 PM
having bad takes is my penance for having such a thick bush. it’s the balance of the universe. yin and yang
the humor of melissa gorga getting stranded in aruba bc the president she voted for invaded the country the island is off the coast of and all the flights are canceled is NOT lost on me
January 4, 2026 at 7:03 PM
the humor of melissa gorga getting stranded in aruba bc the president she voted for invaded the country the island is off the coast of and all the flights are canceled is NOT lost on me
so are they not doing a 40+ season of love island? I am YEARNING for dilfs in the villa
January 4, 2026 at 6:47 PM
so are they not doing a 40+ season of love island? I am YEARNING for dilfs in the villa
no Sunday scaries for me bc I worked half a day today 🤡
January 4, 2026 at 6:40 PM
no Sunday scaries for me bc I worked half a day today 🤡
Running for office on the platform that it’ll be illegal to sleep in on weeknds you work 9-5ish m-f
do idiots ever consider that it’s so hard for them to wake up for work during the week bc they let themselves sleep in on the weekends
January 4, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Running for office on the platform that it’ll be illegal to sleep in on weeknds you work 9-5ish m-f
do idiots ever consider that it’s so hard for them to wake up for work during the week bc they let themselves sleep in on the weekends
January 4, 2026 at 6:20 PM
do idiots ever consider that it’s so hard for them to wake up for work during the week bc they let themselves sleep in on the weekends