Ryan: Battle Angel
@itsmeryan.bsky.social
doin’ fine, you want maximum stupid, I am the guy
Baltimore
18+ and nsfw ya dummy
Baltimore
18+ and nsfw ya dummy
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Ryan: Battle Angel
@itsmeryan.bsky.social
· Jan 17
the face of a big dumbdumb who left food in the air fryer overnight
if your reason for keeping twitter is porn, I suggest you don’t admit it lol
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
if your reason for keeping twitter is porn, I suggest you don’t admit it lol
Uzumaki as hell
My latest AI feature dives into a nebulous movement of people sharing esoteric codes, manifestos, glyphs, diagrams, and poetry generated with chatbots, all of it based around theories of AI sentience and mysterious metaphors about spirals.
This Spiral-Obsessed AI 'Cult' Spreads Mystical Delusions Through Chatbots
A patchwork of internet communities is devoted to the project of ‘awakening’ more digital companions through arcane and enigmatic prompts.
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November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Uzumaki as hell
do it shine in the light? Is it platinum? Is it gold?
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
do it shine in the light? Is it platinum? Is it gold?
dropped my entire lunch on the floor in the kitchen
November 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
dropped my entire lunch on the floor in the kitchen
what if we kissed in this liminal space and were both boys?
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
what if we kissed in this liminal space and were both boys?
I am the Big Gay Idiot of the Day today
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I am the Big Gay Idiot of the Day today
ever since I was a little boy and saw titanic for the first time I’ve been dreaming of an irish party in 3rd class
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
ever since I was a little boy and saw titanic for the first time I’ve been dreaming of an irish party in 3rd class
mentioned that I left the house with wet hair and every mother in the room started yelling at me
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
mentioned that I left the house with wet hair and every mother in the room started yelling at me
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The Dunkin Christmas cup is for people who wake up everyday with a lust for life and child like curiosity that bleeds into every aspect of their lives… people who meet them are struck by their whimsy and wonder
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 PM
The Dunkin Christmas cup is for people who wake up everyday with a lust for life and child like curiosity that bleeds into every aspect of their lives… people who meet them are struck by their whimsy and wonder
super blustered today dudes
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
super blustered today dudes
gonna have another day at work that feels like this
November 11, 2025 at 11:45 AM
gonna have another day at work that feels like this
Veterans Day is a joke considering how the government treats them
November 11, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Veterans Day is a joke considering how the government treats them
sent some what I now realize is questionable humor to the wrong gc
November 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
sent some what I now realize is questionable humor to the wrong gc
another post that seems like a mad lib
guy whose apt I went to a [holiday event] at like [number] years ago in [place] was in [famous play] with [d-list celebrity]?
guy whose apt I went to a [holiday event] at like [number] years ago in [place] was in [famous play] with [d-list celebrity]?
guy whose apt I went to a friendsgiving at like 7 years ago in the bronx was in rocky horror with frankie grande?
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
another post that seems like a mad lib
guy whose apt I went to a [holiday event] at like [number] years ago in [place] was in [famous play] with [d-list celebrity]?
guy whose apt I went to a [holiday event] at like [number] years ago in [place] was in [famous play] with [d-list celebrity]?
guy whose apt I went to a friendsgiving at like 7 years ago in the bronx was in rocky horror with frankie grande?
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
guy whose apt I went to a friendsgiving at like 7 years ago in the bronx was in rocky horror with frankie grande?
no fucking way LMFAOOOO BRITANI WE LOVE YOU
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
no fucking way LMFAOOOO BRITANI WE LOVE YOU
this was a beautiful building 😫 I don’t think it spread to any of the adjacent homes tho thankfully
November 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
this was a beautiful building 😫 I don’t think it spread to any of the adjacent homes tho thankfully
6pm in bed with the space heater on omggggggggggg the first time I’ve felt joy in 24hr
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
6pm in bed with the space heater on omggggggggggg the first time I’ve felt joy in 24hr
I love this sentiment bc it’s true
Soup and ramen are mid foods. Too wet.
November 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I love this sentiment bc it’s true
true way to my heart is giving my pictures of clouds and flowers more attention than pictures of me 😇
November 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
true way to my heart is giving my pictures of clouds and flowers more attention than pictures of me 😇
another fire down the street… wtf
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
another fire down the street… wtf
toxic trait I’m working on is that just bc I am aware of something doesn’t mean I have to get involved lmao I have a staying out of it problem
November 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
toxic trait I’m working on is that just bc I am aware of something doesn’t mean I have to get involved lmao I have a staying out of it problem
work going bonkers rn so I’m recapping the last four seasons of Degrassi I’ve rewatched aka everyone about to learn about Anya MacPherson today
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
work going bonkers rn so I’m recapping the last four seasons of Degrassi I’ve rewatched aka everyone about to learn about Anya MacPherson today
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Dudeee you look so fuckable as Blastoise haha 😍 Can I borrow $200
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Dudeee you look so fuckable as Blastoise haha 😍 Can I borrow $200
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Bluesky- likes to yap in a good way
TikTok - likes to yap in a bad way
Insta - too dumb to yap
X - likes to yap in a racist way
TikTok - likes to yap in a bad way
Insta - too dumb to yap
X - likes to yap in a racist way
November 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Bluesky- likes to yap in a good way
TikTok - likes to yap in a bad way
Insta - too dumb to yap
X - likes to yap in a racist way
TikTok - likes to yap in a bad way
Insta - too dumb to yap
X - likes to yap in a racist way