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Ryan: Battle Angel
@itsmeryan.bsky.social
doin’ fine, you want maximum stupid, I am the guy

18+ and nsfw ya dummy
just spilled an entire glass of lemonade into the silverware drawer
February 13, 2026 at 2:58 AM
“not to bodyshame” but here’s why benson boone’s body is shameful
February 12, 2026 at 10:57 PM
love her idc
Jojo Siwa stuns at Harvard Business School.
February 12, 2026 at 10:53 PM
new love is blind? SEATED I love straight people being insane
February 12, 2026 at 10:37 PM
hate when a post breeches containment aka libtards start seeing it
February 12, 2026 at 10:16 PM
horse meat? At the disco? ☹️
February 12, 2026 at 10:15 PM
sorry too dumb to know what any of this means
Here's a fun thing to do related to this: find states that are recursive functions

My favorites are

Wisconsinsconsinsconsinsconsin....

Ohioioioioioioioioioio...

Hawaiiwaiiwaiiwaiiwaii...
February 12, 2026 at 8:50 PM
ass growing and I don’t get sleepy at my desk anymore 🫡
out of breath at my office job but only bc I use my breaks to run up and down the stairs to the 8th floor twice
February 12, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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The government is actively trying to kill us and they’re not even trying to hide it
February 12, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I just cannot get along with timid people irl. best of luck to you
February 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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the hottest thing a man can do is go around smashing people’s ring cameras
February 11, 2026 at 4:02 PM
she’s not just my friend she’s my sister my soldier my everything
February 12, 2026 at 5:34 PM
many people don’t know this, but Lady Gaga is actually short for Lady Georgiageorgia
February 12, 2026 at 2:34 PM
another day of existing 🤪
February 12, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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hello
February 11, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Dorinda taking Jill’s spot 🫡🫡🫡🫡
February 11, 2026 at 10:32 PM
some of us have trouble reading light text on dark backgrounds, david
Better question: who does NOT put Bluesky (and everything else) on dark mode?
February 11, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Danny Harle, Namasenda, Cortisa Star all on the same line-up… someone get me to Brussels May 22nd
February 11, 2026 at 5:55 PM
hello
February 11, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Private story: calling her ex fiance gay

public story: becoming a Pilates teacher to spread love through movement 🩷
February 11, 2026 at 5:08 PM
the hottest thing a man can do is go around smashing people’s ring cameras
February 11, 2026 at 4:02 PM
song lyrics you asshat
The chain expired in 2024.

The joke, further back than that. 🙄
February 11, 2026 at 3:02 PM
for people who have known me three years
February 11, 2026 at 12:10 PM
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the only thing I beg for is to differ
February 9, 2026 at 11:53 PM